Sorry for the delays in this chapter... I had my exams coming... but its over now... so there should be more frequent updates... at least that's what I hope... Well... here's chapter 5, presenting the ninjas in Snape's class and the wizards' second lesson with Kakashi and Gai! Also... the first assignment for the ninjas on this long term mission... an attack initiated by Orochimaru! As for Sasuke, Sakura and the other ninjas, they should be included I can't really promise... though you probably would not see them that soon... For those who misunderstood me... I do not hate Naruto or something! I just had the idea that it would be much more enjoyable and fun if he were to add more life and laughter to the story and for one, Naruto finds classes boring. Well... enjoy reading!
A thousand thanks to Raiin who helped with the descriptions in the chapter! Arigatou na!
Pardon me for the Grammar errors...
Japanese translations are in ItalicDisclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter! The only things I own are Hisara Shiyuki and her Bloodline Limit, now adding a few more misc characters...
Technique 5: Troublesome Day
Harry opened his eyes, rubbing them to clear his eyes before picking up his glasses by his bed side and putting them on. He slowly pushed himself up on his bed, he felt sore and exhausted, as though an entire herd of elephants just trampled over him. Looking around the room, he could see Ron in his bed, still fast asleep, along with the few other boys in the room. He could also see that Naruto was still in bed, whereas Neji was already up and dressed in the Hogwarts uniform. Harry could felt himself raising an eyebrow when he saw the Jounin equipped himself thoroughly with throwing weapons. 'They even carry those to class here!' he thought with a sigh.
Just a few seconds later, he could see Naruto suddenly jump out of his bed, landing on the floor with a summersault. 'Why is he always so energetic? Won't they feel sore...?' Harry mentally asked himself but push it aside when Naruto waved to him, saying good morning. The be-spectacled black hair teen then slowly pushed himself up to wake Ron, taking slow steps because of the soreness of his legs. Ron woke up not long after, his face reflecting the exact same expressions that Harry was currently feeling.
"Harry! Ron!" came Naruto's voice, both teens then turned to the direction of the source, the blonde himself, "We'll wait for you guys down in the common room" he said.
Both wizards gave a small nod as both Naruto and Neji disappear out the door of the boys' dormitory. Harry had to slowly move himself to his trunk to get his uniform, with agonizing slowness, pulled the clothing on and pick up his books for the classes to come. Not that Ron's condition was any better. Both boys had to haul themselves down the stairs; they were met with an unexpected scene. Four people were waiting by the stairs, namely, Naruto, Neji, Shiyuki and Hermione. What surprise them was the look on the bushy hair girl's face, it was one of tiredness and lethargic. Beside her, the three Jounins seemed and looked just about the same as they had everyday; Naruto had a grin plastered on his energetic face as he waved at the two, Neji had his eyes closed, both arms folded across his chest and Shiyuki just stood casually, both hands tucked behind her back.
"Are you okay, Hermione?" Harry asked as he reached the bottom of the stairs, Ron just beside him, "You look exhausted" the two wizards moved towards the group.
"That's because I am" the bushy haired girl replied with a sigh.
"You two looked tired as well" Neji said suddenly, his white eyes looking at them before they fell close again, Naruto who was beside him nodded his head in agreement.
"Well... actually..." the female ninja started, drawing their attention, "That's what everyone I have met since I woke up looks like" the purple hair kunoichi shrugged her shoulders.
"What!" Naruto exclaimed as he looked exasperatedly at the three wizards, "And to think... we've had even worst training schedules back there at the academy..." the blonde then had on a sarcastic expression.
"By the way..." Neji interrupted them suddenly, his eyes still closed, "If we don't get going soon, we won't be able to get to the Great Hall in time... considering their condition" he was still wearing a passive expression.
That was when the wizards started panicking, stumbling out of the Gryffindor common room and dragging themselves down the flights of stairs and lengths of corridors to the Great Hall. The three Jounins had drops of sweats forming on their heads as they watch the three wizards limp all the way out, crawling at snail speed before moving towards them and helping them. It was then that the Jounins began casting strange looks at each other, they all share the same bad feeling, a bad feeling that something unpleasant would happen... soon.
(A/N: they have no idea how right they were... winks)
Unknown to them, a fairly far distance from the Hogwarts ground, in a seemingly rather small house a group of people are just getting ready for the unpleasant event. A middle-aged man with long unkempt black hair that reaches the small of his back was seated in the only chair of the room, his snake like yellow eyes looking straight at the younger man standing beside him. The younger man, with shoulder length grey hair tied into a short ponytail and wore a pair of glasses over his blue eyes bowed slightly to the other man.
"Orochimaru-sama" he started, straightening his posture, "Everything is in order, what we need to know now is how the defenses are in the wizards' school ground. Although we have received information of it from that man, I have absolutely no idea how reliable it would be. And besides, the fifth Hokage had already been keeping track of our movements, we have to make a precise scout to confirm if there are already reinforcements from Konoha" he pushed his glasses up, a faint smile on his lips.
"Heh... that Voldemort" the other man, turned his head to look forwards at nothing in particular, "Is that so... then do as you deem fit" he said, an uncurling smirk spread across his face.
"Hai..." Kabuto said while giving his lord another bow before turning to face the front, "Tetsuya, Kagami, Sakami, Jigan!" he called. (A/N: These four are creates as some of my original misc characters... you won't find them anywhere in the series... grins)
The next moment, four figures gather in a flash before the two men. One had dirty yellow hair that reaches over his shoulders loosely tied up, stray strands fall messily down his face and brown eyes. The next had dull green short spiky hair and red eyes. The other had dark brown hair that grows over his back like spikes and black eyes. The last of the four had bright orange hair that flows down neatly, tied into a long braid that ended at his waist and green eyes. All four are males of average size, not particularly large or thin.
"Sakami, you stay with Orochimaru-sama" Kabuto ordered as the male with dirty yellow hair and brown eyes lowered his head at the command. "Kagami" the dull green haired and red eyed male lifted his head, "Jigan" the other male with dark brown hair and black eyes did the same, "And Tetsuya" the last male with bright orange hair and green eyes lifted his head for the order, "The three of you are to follow me in the scouting of the wizards' school that Voldemort-sama had informed us about. Gather some of the sound ninjas and come with me!" Kabuto commanded as the three gave a nod, and cleared from the room, to gather the sound ninjas.
Kabuto tilted his head slightly before setting off. Not long after, a bunch of shadows can be seen speeding towards the Hogwarts ground, with Kabuto at the front and Tetsuya, Kagami, Jigan leading right after and all other sound ninjas gathered following behind.
Back at the Wizarding School, the group of three ninjas and wizards were hurrying to their first class of the day... a very dreaded double potions class with the Slytherins. They were lucky to be able to reach just in time, all six grabbing a seat in the back row. It was not long after they had managed to prepare everything necessary for the class did the professor storm into the class, slamming the door so hard that Harry could swear it would not last long. The said professor had black shoulder-length hair that looked... seemed... kind of slimy or you could say... greasy, his narrow black eyes glaring at the entire lot of students, though most of his glare were targeted towards the Gryffindors. Professor Severus Snape had on the usual pissed off expression on his face as he had every other day.
"You will be making the Polyjuice potion for the month" he hissed at the class, "Read the instructions on the board for the steps needed to start the potion for today. I don't want to see unnecessary parts made to the potion" he finished, casting a sarcastic glance in the direction of the six in the back row.
Ron immediately stiffened at the glance, Harry and Hermione were almost the same. Neji and Shiyuki raised their eyebrows at the attitude the professor was displaying towards them, 'What's his problem?' they thought. Naruto on the other hand was wearing on a sarcastic face, glaring at the professor, though it went unnoticed by him.
"The Polyjuice potion is able to change your outer appearance into that of another person, to do that you will need the hair of that person. Before the potion is complete, you will have to get ready the hair of your target" he said, "Start by collecting the ingredients in the cupboard and do it in pairs of two!" he took to turn around.
It was at that exact moment that someone managed to get all the attention to himself. Harry, Ron and Hermione looked at the blonde strangely, 'What's he trying to do?' they thought as a sudden dread suddenly crept into their mind. Neji and Shiyuki already had a big drop of sweat on their heads as they stare at their blonde teammate. A number of possibilities of what might happen next flash through their minds before they finally predicted on what Naruto will be doing next. Both the raven haired and purple haired Jounins looked at each other before they sigh.
"Heh" smiled the blonde as he jumped onto the table before him and pose himself into stance, "That is so troublesome! Kore wa motto kandan da na!" This is much easier! He exclaimed.
Naruto bent his knees a little before he shouted, "Hengen!" Transformation! At the same time both Neji and Shiyuki muttered 'Hengen' under their breathes as they stare with half open eyes at their blonde teammate.
When the smoke cleared, instead of seeing the blonde in his position, a female stood in the same position; she had blonde hair tied into two high ponytails, the same whiskers like marks on both side of her face the same way it was on Naruto's. The only problem is... the girl is naked, although there are thick circles of mist or fog surrounding the more... sensitive... private portions.
"SUNEPU-sama..." Lord Snape... The girl winked as she twists to and fro, blowing a kiss in the direction of the potion master as his eyes widened into that the size of eggs...
Neji closed his eyes, dropping his head down as he crossed his arms across his chest. Shiyuki buried her head into her hands, leaning against the table not wanting to see the results of Naruto's action.
The next second, all hell broke lose. Blood shot out from Snape's nostrils, like a water hose turned to the maximum, and the potion master was thrown backwards imitating a rocket taking off, sailing over his desk and crashed, landing onto the floor behind. All the other male wizards practically fell 'dead' to the floor, limbs twitching and blood still flowing out from their noses. Ron was somewhat better... at least he was just bleeding from his nose, as he looked hard at the blonde girl, blinking his eyes profusely unable to believe himself. Harry stared blankly at the female version of Naruto in shock, his mouth hung open for some time before he finally managed to tear his eyes away from the transfigured Naruto to the other end of the room. There was where he saw Draco Malfoy bleeding furiously and trying very hard to advert his gaze from the female blonde. Every time when he tries to do that, his eyes just went back to the hour glass figure on that desk top and another torrent of blood gushed out of his nostrils helplessly. And to Harry's delight, the Slytherin soon turned pale and fainted; the be-spectacled boy could not help but snigger at the scene.
Used to this 'obscene' technique because they were teammates, Shiyuki and Neji just turned a little pink as Naruto continued to tempt the masculine presence in the room, both Jounins sunk lower in the chair they were sitting on.
The only sound that came from the female wizards, other than the furious sweeping of robes across the face and snorting was from Lavender and Parvati, who were staring at Naruto with envy as were Hermione before she turned red and turned her face the other way. Though she would not admit that that was the figure she secretly desired, the situation was definitely not the right time to be thinking about that. Pansy Parkinson turned a furious red. Furious that Naruto had a figure better than hers; the red was also because she was also embarrassed by the unexpected explosion.
Some time passed before the blonde transfigured back into himself. Naruto was laughing hard at the scene before him, all guys 'dead' on the ground, of course, including his target... Professor Snape. Neji and Shiyuki sunk even lower into their chair, not wanting to confirm the oncoming results of their teammate's action with their guess. Moments passed and soon, the first potions lesson was nearing an end before the potion master was finally awake and struggle to stand up, slamming his hands on his desk to push himself up. Although the Snape's legs were still wobbly from the incident, he still managed to keep his body upright, digging into the drawers of his desk for tissues or napkins to stop the flow of red from his nose.
The male wizards were also slowly getting back into place, wiping continuously at their nose. Crabb and Goyle were by Draco's side helping him into his seat despite the condition they themselves were in, rubbing at their noses desperately to clean off the blood. A sudden slam brought everyone's attention back to the front. Snape had on a very, very pissed off look, much more darker than the one he wore everyday his eye brows twitching, though the tissues stuffed into both his nostrils made him look unlike himself.
"What were you trying to do?" he shouted at Naruto, both Neji and Shiyuki winced at the outburst.
"Nothing..." Naruto said, grinning at him, "I just thought that this way would be more convenient so I tried it out to show everyone!" he exclaimed.
Snape was getting redder by the second, red with anger and embarrassment, "Mr. Uzumaki!" he roared, "You will be facing detention!" sweat drop down Neji and Shiyuki's heads at the sentence, "Now back to the potion!" he snapped at the class.
Obediently, everyone slowly gathered the ingredients from the cupboard and set them down on the table, reading the instructions written on the board before they start finding partners for the potion. Ron instantly grabbed Hermione, giving Harry an apologetic look. On the other hand, Naruto paired himself with Neji, of fear that his female teammate might kill him now if he dared to go near her. That left Harry and Shiyuki who smiled at him before moving to his side of the table. With a last check on the instructions, they began preparing the steps, carefully boiling the water and chopping the ingredients. Time seemed to have pity on them as soon, the potions class ended. The six rushed out of the dungeon, before Naruto finally prepared himself for what was about to come.
"What were you thinking!" bellowed the purple haired kunoichi, shocking everyone who was currently walking in the same hallway, "Transforming into 'that' and getting yourself another detention?" although she made no move of physical action, her face told them all.
"But Naruto was only standing up for us..." Harry started, 'At least that's what I thought' he thought, "Remember the look on Snape's face?" he asked, starting to laugh at the recall.
"Yeah" Ron said, "Definitely! I wouldn't forget it for the entire of my life!" he exclaimed, laughing himself, Hermione was seen sniggering beside him.
The Jounins, seeing how the wizards were enjoying that incident smiled a little. That's how Naruto managed to get passed with this incident free, so the five hurry to the next class which happens to be Transfigurations. Professor Minerva McGonagall was already waiting inside the classroom for them. When everyone was seated in the room, she began the class.
"Today you will be learning how to transfigure yourself into another form, make sure you listen and do according to the instructions given" the middle-aged female professor stated, "You don't want to be seen as a specimen if anything goes wrong" she said sternly.
Almost everyone stiffened at the last comment, almost, all except the Jounins. Neji simply closed his eyes, crossing his arms once against across his chest. Shiyuki just cast looks towards the few of them, a slight smile on her face, but her smile dropped immediately upon seeing Naruto's looks. The purple haired female Jounin nudged the raven haired male Jounin beside her as she turned in Naruto's direction, Neji's white eyes following right after. The blonde of the topic was grinning, widely. It was both Neji and Shiyuki's turn to stiffen as sweats dropped down their heads at his grin when Naruto suddenly turned towards them with a wide grin plastered on his face.
"Now... shall we find someone to do an example?" she asked, looking around the class.
The normal reaction was to make themselves as insignificant as possible, to dread and avoid being called to make a demonstration. But someone was out of the ordinary, he had purposely made himself the most significant by raising his hand up and shouting, "I know how to do it!" needless to guess, sighed Neji and Shiyuki, that would be their blonde teammate.
"Mr. Uzumaki?" Professor McGonagall called, as the blonde hopped to the front excitedly, the dreaded stares of his teammates followed him throughout.
Harry, Ron and Hermione were staring incredulously at the blonde Jounin, 'He knows how to?' the question rang in his mind. Naruto then reach the front of the class, grinning at everyone as he raised his arms, readying himself in a stance. That was when the transfiguration professor stopped him.
"Mr. Uzumaki, where is your wand?" she asked, a strange look his her eyes, "I believe you need your wand and enchantment to cast this spell" she said.
"Just you look" Naruto grinned, readying himself, "Hengen!" Transformation! A loud 'poof' sound through the room as thick clouds of smoke floated around the blonde before dispersing away, leaving the transfigured figure uncovered.
In place of Naruto was a figure that looked identical to the transfiguration professor, they had the same hat, same clothes, same size and same height. The only part that had not yet been showed to the class was the face, which the transfigured form kept lowered for the moment. Gasps of awe spread through the room, all the wizards not to mention even Professor McGonagall herself was astonished at the display the blonde had put up.
"He finally did it right!" Shiyuki cried in relief, Neji nodded in agreement beside her.
Whatever the purple haired kunoichi and the raven haired Jounin was going to do or say was cut off directly when the transfigured Naruto lifted his face and shouted, "How's that?" He grinned at the class.
The transformed Naruto was in almost all ways like the real McGonagall... almost... everywhere except the face. Instead of having the same identical features as the transfiguration professor, his seemed... distorted. Small beaded eyes, long crooked nose, puffy lips and a big mole on one side of his face, the color of his face was black. Everyone's eyes widened to the size of saucers, jaws dropped open, and color was slowly draining away from their bodies, even Professor McGonagall turned pale as she stare at Naruto in shock.
"... he... did it all right..." was the only phrase the purple hair female Jounin was able to get out of her mouth as she and Neji stared at their teammate.
Sweat dripped down their heads as a strong gust of cold wind blew pass the classroom, dropping the temperature of the room, seeing that the wizards were still in their state of utter shock, both Jounins took to warn him.
"Naruto!" Shiyuki shouted at him, drawing his attention to her, "Kao ga! Kao ga! Kao!" Your face! Your face! Face! She exclaimed as she pointed to her own face to make him understand.
"Huh?" the blonde had on a confused expression.
Shiyuki slapped her hand to her forehead, looking at Neji who grabbed a mirror and threw it at Naruto who caught it with ease. He looked from the mirror in his hands to his teammates.
"Jibun no kao o miro!" Look at your face! They shouted at him, getting more agitated by the second.
"Huh? Kao?" Face? He questioned as he looked into the mirror in his hands. That was when his jaw dropped at the reflection in the mirror, "Nande!" What! Neji and Shiyuki sighed, burying their face into their hands.
It was then that he realized why the entire class was staring at him, he gave a bitter laugh before he stop short, turning to his side stiffly as he sense a killing presence. Professor McGonagall.s eyebrows were twitching dangerously; her face was even darker than Naruto.s currently distorted one. Rivers of sweats beads slide profusely down Naruto.s head as he backed in fear of the professor.
"Mr. Uzumaki..." she hissed, "Detention!" she shouted.
"I can.t believe you got yourself two detentions in one day..." sigh the female Jounin as the group of six walked out of the classroom, heading for the Great Hall.
"Well, I did not do it on purpose..." muttered the blonde Jounin as he trail behind them.
Not long after, they reached the Great Hall, sitting down for a quick lunch before the six rushed back into the Gryffindor dormitory and changed into their muggle clothing, or in the ninja's case, their usual clothes, getting ready once again for the Ninja Combat lesson.
Soon after, all the students gathered at the Quiddich pitch, waiting for the class to start. Gai arrived just a few minutes before the scheduled time, trying once again to grab onto the three Jounins, showing his 'nice-guy pose' as his teeth sparkled at the edge. As for Kakashi... it was until almost half an hour had passed did he finally showed up, the orange background book in his hands.
"Yaa..." he started, rubbing the back of his head, "I lost my way and..." he did not get to finish his sentence when the rest of the ninjas shouted back at him, "USOTSUKE!" LIAR!
The class finally started, with Gai ordering a ten round around the pitch. Filled with dread, the wizards started their run. The three Jounins once again, finished it without any effort in a matter of minutes and seconds. Another half an hour passed before the wizards finally finished their run. Exhausted and totally out of breath, they slump to the ground, lying on the green grass. The Jounins laughed bitterly at the wizards in pity that was when Gai and Kakashi came over.
"From today onwards for some months, you will be learning the basics of all Ninja Combat, physical attacks and training, in our words, Taijutsu" Kakashi said, eyeing the students, "For now, we.ll start with physical hand attacks" he snapped his fingers.
The next moment, dozens and dozens of practicing wood appeared in the pitch, all scattered around. The grey haired Jounin moved beside the nearest wood, leaning a hand against it as he continued with his explanation.
"There are a few different types of ways we ninjas used as a Taijutsu attack with our hands. The most common would be the punching way, where your own strength determines the power your fist holds" he said, looking at Naruto who sighed.
The blonde Jounin walked towards him with half opened eyes before snapping it open and poise himself before one of the wood targets, one hand clutched into a fist, swinging with his strength towards it, sending the target flying. The wizards stared hard at the mere strength of Naruto.s punch. The blonde then move back to his original position, observing the surroundings.
"The next would be to use your hand flat, kind of like a hand-knife. Depending on the skill and type, it could have devastating effects. Neji?" Kakashi called.
The raven haired Jounin then move to another target, moving himself into a stance, lifting his hand up flat, facing the target before he swung his hand across the target diagonally. The moment he regain his position, the target split into two neat parts, stunning the wizards.
"The other way are mainly used by medical ninjas, they gathered their Chakra to their hands during a physical fight. The moment it touches your body, you will suffer internal injuries instead of external ones. Shiyuki?" the grey haired Jounin said.
The purple haired female Jounin move to the wood target nearest to them and lifted her hand. But instead of clutching it into a fist like Naruto or holding it flat like Neji, she raised a single figure and push at the target. Instantly, the target crumbled into wooden chips. The wizards stare in horror as their jaws dropped.
"That would be about all for the explanations. I want everyone to get a target and practice with your punch" Kakashi said, lifting his book up once again as he slowly move through the sea of students, checking and correcting their positions, Gai following his example.
The three Jounins stood by the side, watching the wizards practice, a bad feeling kept nagging at them, and it was growing more uneasy by the second.
"I keep having a very bad feeling that things are going to happen..." Naruto said to his teammates who nodded in agreement.
Minutes passed before they sense shadows surrounding the pitch, the Jounins were immediately on alert. Without any warning, ten over shadows sprang out, attacking the students, as the wizards who began to panic started to run back to the school building. Harry, Ron and Hermione were about the only ones who did not run.
"Ninjas?" Naruto exclaimed as he punched one in the face, knocking him out from chasing after some of the wizards.
Neji and Shiyuki chased after the other ninjas, preventing them from attacking the defenseless wizards, Kakashi and Gai knocking them out. When the ten over ninjas were out, another four figures jumped and landed before them, as they start attacking the Jounins.
"Gai! The students!" Kakashi shouted at the Taijutsu master who nodded with his 'nice-guy pose' that send sweat down the former ninja.s head before he chase after the wizards, dragging Harry, Ron and Hermione to a safer hiding place, preventing them from getting involved in the fight.
Naruto was fighting against Kabuto; the latter smiled with his approach, disgusting the blonde Jounin as he blocked his attack. Neji was confronted by Kagami, the latter throwing kunais and shurikens at him, at which were all avoided by the Hyuuga. Kakashi was going against Jigan, who was swinging an axe at him; the copy ninja blocked it with his kunai. Shiyuki was then engaged in a fight with the last member of the sound ninja group. The orange haired male ninja swung his sword forwards as Shiyuki brought up kunais with both hands, placing them in a cross to stop the oncoming sword.
Then it flash through the purple hair Jounin's mind that she remembered seeing this ninja somewhere... somewhere before. Than it came to her, the bright orange hair, green eyes, the sword, his face... Shiyuki stared in disbelieve at the male before him as he raised his green eyes to look into her silver ones.
"Shiyuki..." he said softly.
"Te... Tetsuya?" Shiyuki whispered the name in horror.
A/N: That's all for this chapter! I'm horrible... leaving a cliff hanger like this... but oh well... it's gonna be too long winded if I continue more with it. Hope you enjoyed reading... that's all for now folks, see ya next chappie!