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In Care of Magical.

Malfoy Get off! Pushes Harry off Buckbeak. So hi you ugly brute. What's the meaning of life you falcon!?

Buckbeak !?! Attacks Malfoy by biting him in the arm.

Malfoy Ow! He attacked me! I see the light!

Harry Just walk toward the light Malfoy and you'll be safe!

Hagrid Nice one Buckbeak! Here's two ferrets! Throws two ferrets at Buckbeak. Students stares at him. I mean that was very bad of you!

Hermione He has to be taken to the Hospital Wing!

Hagrid Aw! But that's like a mile to get there!

Harry Yeah Hermione. Let Malfoy die.

Malfoy AH! Someone help me! Stay away you ugly brute!

Harry I hope you learned a lesson from this.

Malfoy Oh my god! DEMETOR!

Harry Holy shit! WHERE!?

Malfoy starts cracking up.

Harry I kill you now! Takes out his wand and points it at Malfoy.

Ron No Harry! Don't do it. He's not worth it.

Harry What the hell!? That was my line! I kill you now! Points wand at Ron.

Ron Oh my bloody hell! You're supposed to be killing Malfoy!

Harry But you said he wasn't worth it.

Ron So I lied!

Malfoy Hello! A handsome blond boy is injured down here!

Hagrid Oh yeah! Like we care!

Malfoy You know! I'll be a super hot villian in book 6 and murder you all in book 7!

Hagrid Uh huh. Good luck with that.

Malfoy Hey! I meant that! You're mean!

Harry Well you're a blondy with so much hair gel!

Malfoy I shortened down you bastard! I look so different!

Ron Hey Harry!? Are you up for some sex my gay lover?

Malfoy You got a gay lover!

Harry Well I guess so.

Malfoy You are so lucky! Can I have him!

Harry Take him as long as you want. Brush him. Hit him. Do whatever you want with him.

Malfoy YAY!

Ron B-b-but Harry! I want to be with you! Unless he buys me that is.

Malfoy How about 100,000,000 knuts?

Ron Deal! 100,000,000 nuts fall on him.

Malfoy And by that I meant seed nuts! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Harry Whoa I'm going emo.

In Defense Against Dark Arts.

Lupin So what's in that cabin?

Harry Something trying to get out of the cabin.

Lupin Well. Yeah sort of but no!

Hermione (Quickly)It's a borgart! A borgart takes on the shape of what person fears the most. I'm afraid of getting Fs in all my tests and making the Harry Potter movies and-

Lupin We don't care! Yes it's a borgart. Neville come up here! What are you most afraid of?

Neville Erm a piece of woodchip.

Everybody cracks up.

Lupin Then that's what the borgart will transform into. The incantation everyone is Riddikulus!

Class Riddikulus!

Malfoy This class is riddiculus.

Lupin Think of something funny Neville.

Lupin opens up a cabin. A wood chip comes out of it.

Neville Holy shit! Riddikulus! The woodchip turns into soot. AH! I'M AFRAID OF THAT EVEN MORE THAN A WOODCHIP!

Lupin Okay everybody! Form a line!

Ron Borgart turns into a clam. Holy shit! Help me!

Lupin plays on a music.

Ron Oh thanks. Riddikulus! Clam opens up and show a jewerly. AH! It's like such an expensive jewerly! Oh!

Parvati walks up and the Borgart changes into a book.

Parvati NO! I can't study! NO! Riddikulus! Book changes into a Clown. Much better.

Lupin You know none these are even funny.

Harry lets see. Voldemort.

Borgart changes into a dementor.

Harry Oh shit. HELP!

Lupin Holy crap! Borgart changes into a moon.

Malfoy You're afraid of a moon! HAHAHAHA!

Lupin A full moon. Riddikulus! Moon turns into a balloon. Class is over! Now shoo you bastards! SHOO!

Everybody but Harry runs away.

Harry What the hell is your problem! I could've delt that stupid borgart!

Lupin But then I'd never have my cheese sandwich!

Harry Oh yeah! So you finished class for a cheese sandwich!

Lupin Well sort of. Yeah.

Harry Oh my god! I hate you! Runs away.

Lupin Kids these days. They don't even know that we eat your homework and give you an automatic F-. Sigh.

Why are all my chapters so short now!? I want it longer! LONGER! Sorry for making this chapter so short. I hope it was funny to all of you. Even if it was quite short. Thank you for reading this chapter. I'll update when I can.