Once again another funny chapter! I hope you love this chapter a lot! Don't die from laughing. Here is the new chapter! This chapter is extremely short! I'm so sorry about that. Here it is!

Everyone is getting ready to go to Hogsmeade.

McGonagall Everyone ready to go to Hogsmeade!?

Class Wait! We forgot our money.

McGonagall Well shut up because we're not buying anything! (Whispering to Filch) That is their not.

Harry Hey! Proffesor McGonagall! I was wondering if you could sign this.

McGonagall But it'd be innapropiate! I can't sign it! Eat some chocolate from Lupin. That's all I've gotta say. Everybody leaves.

Harry Stupid final words.

Hermione You know. It's not that nice leaving Harry behind.

Ron Aw screw him!

Harry That's not very nice.

Ron Don't worry! I'll buy some poop for you!

Harry Yeah. Thanks.

Ron No prob, Mate!

Harry I was being sarcastic you know!

Ron Sarcastic?

Harry Oh shut up and go to Hogsmeade!

In this bridge I have never seen in the movies before.

Lupin I'm so sorry you can't go to Hogsmeade.

Harry Why would you care!?

Lupin Okay fine I don't care! I just want you to feel better.

Harry Uh huh. Where did this bridge come from?

Lupin I dunno really. Lets ask the director.

Harry You mean author.

Lupin Where did this bridge come from!?

Awkward Pause.

Harry I forgot that the author can't talk.

Lupin Oh well. At least we can.

Harry Yeah. Um wanna play Hangman?

Lupin Hmm. Pictures Harry being hanged on a rope. Ah cool.

Harry WHAT!?

Lupin Oh nothing. Just imagined you being hanged on a rope. Say is that dog shit?

Harry I don't think so. It looks more like goose shit.

Lupin Even better! Can you give that to me?

Harry You get it yourself you old fart!

Lupin Fine then! I will! Takes goose shit and gobbles it up.

Harry (Eww!)So now what?

Lupin You know you can protect yourself from the dementor with one spell.

Harry Hmm? With what spell?

Lupin The incatation is to long. It's too strong.

Harry WHAT!? I'm Harry James Potter! I'm invincible! I'm not scared of anything. A fly comes out of nowhere and lands on his nose. AH! A FLY!

Lupin I'll hit it! Get's ready to hit Harry in the nose. The fly flies away. Lupin punches Harry's nose.

Harry OW! Fly is on his nuts.

Lupin I'll kick it for you!

Harry Oh shit.

Lupin gets ready to kick the fly which flies away. Lupin kicks Harry in the nuts.

Lupin Did I get it?

Harry OW!

Lupin I guess not. I see the fly in your nuts again! I'll hit it with a sledgehammer.

Harry Oh shitty crap.

Lupin takes out a sledgehammer. The fly flies away again. Lupin hits Harry in the nuts with the sledgehammer.

Harry OH! FRICK! OW! OUCH!

Lupin (Uh oh. He's going to be mad at me.)Er you know that you look so much like your father and have the same eyes like your mother

Harry Really?

Lupin No. Have some chocolate.

Outside of the Gryffindor Common Room.

Harry Why isn't anyone going in?

Ron Maybe because Neviile forgot the password again.

Neville HEY!

Ron Oh you were right behind me. Hey Harry, I got you the present I said I was going to get you! Takes out a bag filled with dog shit.

Harry Er. I think you should keep it. I mean you do love it!

Ron Aw. Thanks Harry.

Hermione Oh my god.

Harry Oh my god.

Ron This poop tastes pretty good!

Seamus Oh my god.

Neville Oh my god.

Dean Oh my god.

Parvati Oh my god!

Ginny Oh my god!

Fred Oh my god!

George Oh my god!

Percy Oh my god!

Portraits Oh my god.

Percy All together now!

Gyffindor and the portraits OH MY GOD!

Ron Munch. What's the problem?

Hermione The fat lady! She's gone!

Ron So?

Harry We can't get in!

Ron So?

Dean We can't sleep!

Ron So?

Seamus We'll die from hunger!

Ron Oh my god! Mommy, I don't want to die! Let Harry die!

Harry What the hell!? I'm the youngest in the Trio! Let Hermione die!

Hermione But I'm the olde-oh yeah! That's why I have to be the first to die.

Harry It also explains a lot why you're the smartest.

Dumbledore, Filch, and McGonagall comes in.

Dumbledore Why aren't you going in?

Harry Er take a closer look at the portrait.

Dumbledore Looks at the slashed portrait without the fat lady. You're portrait doesn't seem so bad. Just say the password.

Seamus If you say so. Fortuna Major! Nothing happens.

Filch Eh. Looks like you'll have to sleep in the Great Hall.

Gryffindor NO!!!

Filch Wait a minute. The fat lady's over there!

Children runs upstairs and sees the fat lady hiding behind a rock.

Fat Lady It's him! The one everybody's talking about! He's in the castle! Somewhere in the castle! Sirius Black!

Gasps of Horror is everywhere.

Harry Are you sure? I mean it's not like he slashed your portrait for Ron's rat. Pff. Like that'll ever happen.

Dumbledore Close the gate that closes extremely cool!

McGonagall Gate #1 or Gate #2?

Dumbledore Eh. Close them both. Instead, close the secret gate!

Filch But won't he get through from the other gate?

Dumbledore Oh shut up and just close the fricken gate!

Door begins closing by a bar and another bar. In the Great Hall the Gryffindors are asleep.

McGonagall This is bad. Very bad.

Dumbledore Chillax! Sirius Black only wants Harry! He doesn't give a shit about us!

Harry I heard that!

Dumbledore Who the hell is still awake!?

Harry No one.

Dumbledore Oh. Wait a minute! Parvati! Neville!

Parvati Playing cards with Neville. Oh shit he got us.

Dumbledore DETENTION!

This was kinda short. Sorry that it is and sorry for the long 3 day wait. Please give me reviews. Thank you for reading this chapter of my parody. Stay tuned for the next chapter which is not out yet! Please give me reviews.