Sorry for the long wait. I was busy. Something's up with my computer. When I try making a document it just says there's been an error so I had to export this chapter but eh. No biggie. Here's the chapter. By the way. Sorry for the short chapter. Not much happened in the chapter.

Snape comes in closing every window.

Snape SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

Everybody sits up straight. Neville raises his hand.

Snape WHAT THE GOD DAMN HELL DO YOU WANT!?

Neville I-I-I got to pee.

Snape Then sing your alphabets.

Neville But I-

Snape Oh shut the god damn hell up and sing the alphabets!

Neville ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.

Snape And exactly where's your p?

Neville It's dripping down my pants.

Snape Oh shut up because you're not going to bathroom!

Harry Where's Lupin?

Snape He's in this shack trying to prevent from turning into a werewolf.

Harry Eh. Happens to everyone.

Snape Now turn into page 324.

Flips of horror.

Hermione What the hell?

Harry Hey! Get your own catch phrase!

Hermione Oh my god.

Ron Hey! That was going to be mine!

Hermione Er.

Malfoy Hey! You stole mine!

Hermione Whadda whadda whadda?

Ron That was my old catch phrase!

Hermione Then what the hell can I say!

Harry Why are you using my catch phrase?

Hermione Ooh! Faints on her desk.

Ron Hermione? Hermione? Teacher! What happens if someone died?

Snape put them in the laser desk then like in 007 when James AKA Sean Connery had in a dream.

Ron Really?

Snape Maybe that happened. But maybe not. OH SHUT THE HELL UP AND READ!

Harry But it's about werewolves.

Snape Oh you are this close to being dead. Squints his finger close together.

Harry Werewolves are idiotic dogs. Some examples are Peepee Goner, Luke Bladderwalker, and Edmund Retard.

Snape Say. What page are you on Ron?

Ron Didn't you remember that I can't read!

Snape Oh right. Well um...YOU NEVER OPENED THE FRICKEN BOOK!

Ron OKAY! SORRY!

Snape NO YELLING!

Ron SORRY!

Snape Shut up you #$!

Gasps of horror.

Harry Proffesor. I think you called us female dogs.

Snape Oh that's it! Takes Harry's test out and puts it on fire.

Harry Eh. Who cares. I got a 0 on that.

Snape But what if I burn your test that got a 1!?

Harry NO! Not that!

Snape BWAHAHAHA! Burns the paper.

Harry NOOOOO!!!!!

Hermione PROFFESOR!

Snape How about I burn your 100 test!

Hermione NO!

Snape laughes and burns Hermione's test.

Snape And the bonus question was right which gives out an 101.

Hermione NO! I hate you!

Snape And I do too. Now you all will have to write a 167,907,432,543 page essay about werewolves. I'll give you 1 day for it.

Harry But I have to help potty train little kids on that day!

Snape Then I suggest you start now. Page 324.

Malfoy Pss! Blows out a bird to Harry.

Harry Meet me in the bathroom at 1:00. We need privacy. P.S. Bring your bra.

Malfoy Cough The back! Cough

Harry Okay. Shows a picture of Harry smiling then getting hit by a bludger then being fried by a thunder then Malfoy jumps out of the stage and kisses him.

Malfoy Goyle drew it!

Goyle No I didn't! It was Crabbe!

Crabbe What the hell!? It was...oh shit. Who do I say.

Harry I hope I just get sucked by dementors during Quidditch.

This is funny? Eh this is nothing. The next one will be even funnier. So sorry for never updating. I'll try staying in touch. Thank you for reading this chapter of my parody.