Sorry for the long wait. I am so busy nowadays. Sorry but I can't do anything about it. Well, here is the chapter. I HAD TO WRITE THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I BACKSPACED BY ACCIDENT! ARGH!

During a match in Quidditch.

Harry Get my good side girls! Hey! No flashes? Camera flashes at his eyes. UGH!

Girls We can't see! The rain is too heavy.

Harry Try finding me like "Find Waldo"!

Girls Okay! The girls were so stupid they take out a "Find Waldo" book. There's Waldo! Wait. That's the stupid dog. The Great Harry said that we have to find Waldo.

Harry You idiot! Find ME! Not Waldo!

Girls Hey look! It's Cedric!

All girls in the audience sighs.

Harry What am I? Chopped liver? An umbrella? An umbrella comes out of nowhere.

Girls Oh my god! Harry's an umbrella!

Harry Pff. Yeah right. OOH! The snitch. Gets hit in the nuts by the bludger which Harry thought was a snitch. OUCH! OOH! The snitch. Gets hit in the nuts by the bludger again and keeps getting hit by the bludger 50 times.

Angelene WHAT THE HELL! Lightning hits her broom so she goes flying down.

Harry Whoa. You should wet that shit with water. Sees the real snitch. Oh my god! Rushes for the snitch.

Cedric Time to cheat. Takes out a D17(Sniper Rifle and slow machine gun put together.) HAHA! BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRRBRRR! Cock. BRRBRRBRRBRR!

Harry Holy crap! Does the matrix and the falls down. AH! Lands on Cedric's broom.

Cedric Grr. BRRBRRBRRBRR! Cock.

Harry Oh shit. Falls on his broom and chases after the snitch.

Cedric Damn it! Lost my bullets. Takes out an ingall(One hand machine gun.) and starts shooting Harry. DEDEDEDEDEDE!

Harry Ok! That is it! Uses Sith lightning on Cedric making him go flying down.

Cedric NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Falls down.

Harry Yes! The snitch! The snitch goes flying down. Dementors comes out of nowhere. WHAT THE HELL! Dementors plays Quidditch!?

Dementor NO! We want to kill you!

Harry OH SHIT! Dodges a Dementor. Dodges another one with a chain gun. Dodges another one with a mace. Dodges another one with a cute little puppy. Dodges a dementor with a long sword. Dodges another dementor that is on a levitating tank.

Dementor Stop moving! Tries sucking out Harry's soul but misses.

Harry CEDRIC! HELP!

Cedric Takes out a Golden gun and is ready to commit suicide.

Harry Argh! Iampoopnow! Nothing happens. A tiny spark comes out. Oh crap. Dodges a dementor and another and another until he sees one right in front of him. The dementor sucks a little of his soul. AHHH!!! Falls down.

Lady HARRY!

Dumbledore Arresto Momentum! Harry falls down slowly.

Some time later.

George Is he alive?

Fred Pff. Hell no!

George Good. Now I could steal his napalms.

Ron Harry has napalms!

Neville You just knew that!?

Hermione Idiot.

Neville Idiot.

Fred Idiot.

George Idiot.

Seamus Idiot.

Wood Idiot.

Cedric From bed. Idiot.

Harry SHUT UP! I'M HAVING MY BEAUTY SLEEP!

Hermione Oh Harry...you're awake!

Harry Damn straight I am! Fred, keep away from my napalms! George, you...you...

George I tried getting the napalms too.

Harry You die now!

Wood Harry. Did we win?

Harry I think I have the snitch. Opens up his hand and show out a wood chip from his broom.

Wood What the hell!? Where did that come from!?

Hermione Um. Harry, I don't know how to tell you this but your broom...well. Takes out a bed and dumps it on his bed. A bunch of wood comes out from it.

Ron It sort of...crashed into the Whomping Willow.

Wood Yeah yeah yeah. CAN I KILL HIM NOW!?

Ron and Hermione Do whatever you want.

Wood Good. Fred, George. You know what to do.

Fred Hahahahaha. Takes out a bludger bat.

Harry GASP!

George Hahahahaha. Takes out a bludger bat.

Harry Oh shit.

Fred and George Goes toward Harry and raises their bludger bat up. MWAHAHAHA! Spits at Harry.

Harry EEP!

Outside the Hogwarts castle, Lupin and Harry is walking in the woods.

Harry Has a bandade on his head and has two crunches. Ow.

Lupin Say. Where did that come from?

Harry How many times did I tell you? Fred and George beated me up with a bludger bat!

Lupin Oh yeah. Where did you get that crunches?

Harry Oh shut up you pervert!

Lupin Yah. Um. What do you want?

Harry I want to know if there is a spell that can defeat a dementor.

Lupin There is but one.

Harry That is?

Lupin Yo mama! HAHAHA!

Harry Oh! Oh! Okay then. Yo mama so small that she can bungee jump off a sidewalk!

Lupin What!? Oh that's it. Yo mama so stupid that when she saw a sign saying Disney Land left she said "Sorry kids but Disney land left." Whatcha gonna do now?

Harry Powerful dis. Yo mama so flat and flexible that when a kid sees her they'd go "Mommy! Can I go on that trampeline?"

Lupin Oh shit. Oh oh I got one! Yo mama so stupid that when she gets a phone she'd go "Kids? What's the number for 911?"

Harry Yo mama so small that when someone sees her they'd mistake her as the nerd candy.

Lupin I'm losing! FROM A KID! Yo mama so stupid that when she opens a wardrobe she'd say "Look kids! I found the passway to Narnia!"

Harry Damn it! Yo mama so stupid that when she was young she thought she was an orphan!

Awkward pause.

Lupin That was just offending.

Harry Well that means I win. Now tell me the spell.

Lupin It's too powerful.

Harry Oh what the hell! I'm Harry BLEEP Potter! I'm powerful and invincible.

Lupin It's too powerful.

Harry Oh what the hell! I'm gone! Walks away.

And the story shall continue. I hope this chapter was long enough for you. Thank you for reading my tenth chapter of my funny parody.