I don't think this will be such a long chapter for you but I can't help it. Not much happens in some of my chapters which is here. Who cares about how long it is!? It's the humor that matters. Here is a chapter of my story.

In Lupin's office.

Harry So...what am I going to do?

Lupin I'm going to teach you the only spell that can repel a dementor.

Harry Okay.

Lupin It's quite hard to use. Not even your wizarding level. Why am I even teaching you this!?

Harry Okay.

Lupin I killed this fly that was buzzing everywhere.

Harry Okay.

Lupin Are you even listening what I'm saying?

Harry Okay.

Lupin Takes out a hammer and smashes Harry's foot with it. Listen! LISTEN!

Harry ...okay.

Lupin Stop saying okay!

Harry Okay.

Lupin Shut the god damn up!

Harry What the hell did I do!?

Lupin Whatever. Okay listen now. To use the spell you have to think of something happy. Since a dementor can suck out your soul it'll be harder to use with the happy memory gone.

Harry Well what does it do?

Lupin Make a type of guardian. It is silver and can repel dementors out of the way.

Harry What do I have to say to use it?

Lupin The incatation is Expecto Patronum.

Harry Expecto Pervert.

Lupin No you idiot! Expecto PATRONUM!

Harry Oh. Expecto Patronum.

Lupin Good. Now we'll be using a borgart to take in the shape of a dementor. Whenever you're ready.

Harry Okay. Hold on. The time I was born? No no no. Not good enough. The time I won a fight with Dudley? No.

5 hours later. Harry is still thinking of a memory while Lupin is asleep.

Harry The time I dissed Ron? No no no. The time I pissed on Dudley's ass? Nah. Not so good.

Lupin OH GOD DAMN IT! I'M GOING TO OPEN THE CASE!

Harry Wait! But I'm not-

Lupin opens the case. A borgart taking in the shape of a dementor pops out of it.

Harry ready.

Lupin Go! Make sure the borgart doesn't reach you!

The dementor is 5 feet away from Harry. It starts opening up its mouth.

Harry EXPECTO PATRONUM! The patronus does nothing.

The dementor is 4 feet away from Harry.

Harry EXPECTO PATRONUM! A small smoke comes out of it.

Lupin Oh shit! Go Harry! Low voice. Harry, you're screwed.

The dementor is only two feet away from Harry.

Harry Expecto...Nothing happens.Expecto...Nothing still seems to be happening.

The Dementor is only a foot away from Harry.

Harry Expecto...Expecto...Expecto...Passes out.

Lupin Harry! Harry! Wake up!

Harry Huh?

Lupin Harry! You old shit! You can't do anything! You can't do ANYTHING!

Harry You're making fun of me, right?

Lupin Well jolly I am!

Harry Oh I love it when you're mad.You're going to give me chocolate, right?

Lupin Here, have some chocolate. Gives Harry some chocolate.

Harry Did I do it?

Lupin No you passed out. If a real dementor did what just happened to you then you'd already be dead.

Harry Well it wasn't real. Walks over to candles.

Lupin What were you thinking of?

Harry The time when I beated you in "Yo Mama".

Lupin Oh that was embarrasing. HAPPY! Not embarrasing.

Harry Sarcastically.Oh well I'm so sorry!

Lupin Wanna give it another go?

Harry Just do it.

Lupin Okay then. Opens up the case. A dementor comes out of it. It is 4 feet away from Harry.

Harry EXPECTO PATRONUM!Nothing happens.

The dementor is only 2 feet away from Harry.

Harry EXPECTO PATRONUM! A wisp of light appears from Harry's wand.

Harry starts pushing away the dementor who is screaming. He tries putting it into the case. Lupin starts laughing. Harry attempts to put the dementor back into the case.

Lupin You did it! In an incomlete sort of way.

Harry I did it. I did it!

Lupin Well actually it-

Harry I did it!

Lupin was supposed to-

Harry I did it!

Lupin take somewhat shape of an animal.

Harry I did it!

Lupin Class dismissed.

Harry I did it!

I know it was short and not so funny so please don't throw digital tomatoes at me! I enjoyed writing this chapter. It was very fun. Please give me reviews. Thank you for reading this chapter of my story.