This chapter is short like other chapters. So sorry about that. It is funy though!:) Here is the new chapter of my parody. ENJOY!

In the Gryffindor boy's bedroom.

Harry Lumos. Nothing lights up.

Ron Oh my god! I just had a bad dream! It was-

Harry Yeah yeah yeah. SHUT UP! Lumos.

Ron But I'm scared! I dreamed that Sirius had a knife and was going to kill me! Say there's a cut in my curtains! I wonder who did that.

Harry Was that even in the movie?

Ron I don't know but it's in the book.

Harry Wait a minute...YOU READ THE BOOKS! RON HOW COULD YOU!? Hold on. How do you know how to read?

Ron I really don't know. I used this tape recorder or something.

Harry Go to sleep you bastard.

Ron Fine then I will! Goes to sleep.

Harry Finally. Private time.

While everybody is asleep Harry is lurking in the halls.

Harry Damn it! I have to use a candle to lurk in the halls but in the movie I used a wand.

Portrait Shut that off! We want to sleep!

Harry Who says!

197,886,755 Portraits WE DO!

Harry Aw shit. Out numbered.

Portrait of a knight ATTACK!

Portraits pathetically tries attacking Harry but is glued on the wall.

Harry Haha. I win!

Portrait NOOO!!!!!

Harry Oh shut up. Harry looks at the map and sees Peter Pettigrew on it. Oh no! It's coming toward me!

Portraits ZZZ!

Harry This is bad! I'm in trouble!

Portraits ZZZ!

Harry Oh no! He's only meters away from me!

Portraits ZZZ!

Harry closes his eyes. Harry looks at the map and sees Peter Pettigrew has already passed him.

Harry WHAT THE HELL?

Voice What the hell what?

Harry Oh no! It's-

Snape Yes. It is I, snape.

Harry Huh? Oh. You're just Snape. Not Peter Pettigrew.

Snape Eh hem?

Harry Hold on...SNAPE! AH!!!!!

Snape MWAHAHAHAHAHA! A boy wandering outside at night.

Lupin Stop. I'll punish him hard.

Snape Will you shoot him with a BB Gun?

Lupin No.

Snape Then I guess he's all mine.

Lupin Let me finish!

Snape Okay.

Lupin Instead I'm going to use a Grenade Launcher and blow him into bits!

Snape He's all your's!

Harry Can I have chocolate?

Lupin Yeah sure. Snape looks at him.. Er no!

Harry Damn.

In Lupin's classroom.

Lupin Where the hell did you find my map!?

Harry YOUR MAP!?

Lupin Er...I mean this map.

Harry Fred and George gave it to me?

Lupin How did they find it?

Harry Stole it from a hobo.

Lupin Where did the hobo find it?

Harry Okay! I don't know that far!

Lupin Uh huh. How could you use this map...At night!?

Harry I felt like it.

Lupin Stupid comebacks. How do you know how to open up the map?

Harry Look! I don't know how to open the map! Oh yeah and I solemly swear I am up to no good! I'm not being good right now because I pissing on your chair!

Map opens up.

Harry Er...I didn't mean to do that.

Lupin HARRY POTTER! You know the password!?

Harry How do you!?

Awkward pause.

Lupin Er...NEVER PISS ON MY CHAIR AGAIN!

Harry What the hell!? We were just talking about how you knew-

Lupin I'm going to have to keep this map.

Harry The password too-

Lupin Here's some chocolate.

Harry The Marauder Map!

Awkward pause again.

Harry and Lupin What did you say?

Harry I said that-

Lupin I said that-

Harry and Lupin I'm going to know how do you know I have chocolate?

Harry What did you say?

Lupin What did you say?

Harry Eh. What the hell! Keep the shit.

Lupin Eh. What the hell! Keep the chocolate.

Harry leaves but before he does he turns to Lupin.

Harry Also I have 2 things to say. 1.The map seemed to have been lying. It says that Peter Pettigrew was on the map but no one came to me.

Lupin What did you say?

Harry I said that the map seemed to have been lying. It says that Peter Pettigrew was on the map but no one came to me.

Lupin And the second?

Harry Always have crazy glue near you incase of a destuction happens so that you can glue it.

End of this chapter. Hope you liked it. Looking forward to reviews! This is my look when I get reviews. :) This is mine when I don't. :( So please give me reviews.