Here is a new chapter. This is far from over. There are so many chapters left. I hope you enjoy the chapter. P.S. Pirates of the Carribean is coming out in a few more weeks! May 23! Nothing to do with Harry Potter.
In the boring class of Divination Harry and Ron is playing Hangman.
Harry Um. V?
Ron Okay. That is right.
Harry Let me guess. I love Hermione Granger.
Ron I-I-Impossible! You only said one letter!
Harry Yeah. I've only seen you do the same thing the last 267 times.
Ron Lets play again!
Harry Okay.Let me guess. I love Hermione Granger.
Ron I-I-Impossible! You said no letters!
Harry Yeah. I've only seen you do the same thing the last 268 times
Trelawney Potter! Weasley! Granger!
Hermione What did I do!?
Trelawney You just talked! 5 points from Gryffinder. One more noise and you lose 20 points.
Ron ...Small voice. Meanie.
Trelawney You lose 20 points!
Gryffindor sighs.
Gryffindor RON!!!
Ron What?
Trelawney Okay. Today we shall learn about sensing the mind of our Crystal Ball! Lets go over to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Hermione Wait. Let me guess. The Grim.
Trelawney I'm afraid you're incorrect.
Hermione WHAT!!!!!?????
Harry GASP!
Ron GASP! Takes out inhaler.
Hermione What?
Harry Er sorry. Hiccup. HIC!
Hermione Yeah...
Trelawney It's what you call the big bear thingy. Um. The big Ass?
Hermione You don't know anything about Divination. Takes her bag and knocks down the crystal ball on purpose. Then she storms away.
Trelawney Yeah...GASP! You got the grim!
Harry But you just said-
Trelawney Class Dismissed.
Harry B-b-but that's not fair!
Outside the hall.
Ron Wow Hermione has anger management!
Harry I see what you mean.
Ron You're a big ass Harry.
Harry WHAT!? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!?
Ron I felt bored going downstairs.
Harry Yeah. So yeah. YOU"RE A BIG PERVERT WITH BRAIN DAMAGE!
Ron Girly way. Excuse me!?
Harry Yeah! You heard me right!
Ron Oh you're dead! You're a great bastard!
Harry You're a stupid idiot!
Ron You're a great-
Harry Wait! Picks up a crystal ball. We have to return this.
Ron I'm not going back up there!
Harry But we're supposed to be a team!
Ron You're on your own for this!
Harry But we have to-
Ron Oh I'd pervert my way out of this!
Harry How?
Ron Looks around the room and thinks there's no one near him when a mob of students are right next to him. Ron kisses Harry. Let's have sex now!
Nerd AH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
Everybody runs away.
Harry Okay okay! I'll go up alone! Just stop kissing me!
Upstairs in Divination.
Harry Proffesor Trelawney!? Proffesor Trelawney!? I'll just leave the crystal ball here. Upsie daisy. Okay. Time for me too-Sees Trelawney's hand on his arm.
Trelawney Weird voice. I got too pee! I got to pee! I GOT TO PEE!
Harry Er go to the bathroom...
Trelawney Psss...I'm done! Time for me to tell you something. YOU'RE ENEMIES SHALL SURROND YOU FOREVER!!!!!
Harry Really?
Trelawney I'm done! Normal voice. Oh hello Harry! What is it!?
Harry Stares at Trelawney scared. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Runs away.
Trelawney Well what's with him?
Outside of hogwarts.
Hermione Can you tell me why it's always the grim!?
Ron Ask Harry.
Harry What do I know?
Hermione If I hear the word "Grim" one one more time I'll jinx that person!
Malfoy Grim.
Hermione Takes out her wand. WHO THE HELL SAID THAT!?
Harry and Ron Looking scared. Him!
Malfoy Yes. It is I, Malfoy.
Ron To Hermione. Jinx him hard.
Hermione You filthy little cockroach! Puts her wand at Malfoy's neck.
Ron Stop it Hermione. He isn't worth it.
Hermione But you said to jinx him hard!
Ron I did? When?
Harry Short term memory.
Malfoy Hahaha. You wouldn't do it. We had sex at 7:00.
Hermione You're right. I can't. Lowers her wand.
Malfoy I knew she couldn't do it. Hermione punches him in the face. Heheheheheheheheh-AW!!!!! THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!
Harry Good one.
Malfoy Come on Crabbe and Goyle we're leaving! Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle runs away.
Ron You know that was so...
Hermione Scary?
Ron No...IT WAS AWESOME!
Short chapter. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'm looking forward to reviews. Thank you for reading this chapter of my parody. THANKS!