A new chapter presented! May be the best one in the story because of the action. I hope it's not so so so so SO short that you only have a couple of laughes. Here it is.

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, and Peter is walking outside.

Harry How's your leg?

Ron How's my leg!? How's my leg!? Your want to know!?

Harry Yeah.

Ron It's good.

Sirius Sorry about the leg mate. Had to do it.

Ron Why?

Sirius Because you looked tasty but really you're just a pile of shit.

Hermione Sorry to but in like this but Harry, you better get prepared for the dementors.

Harry Huh?

Hermione Nothing.

Lupin Break time!

Harry All right. There you go Ron. Makes him sit on a rock.

Hermione Looks painful.

Ron (I need to look strong!) No it doesn't. (OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!)

Hermione You could tell the truth Ron because I know it hurts.

Ron No it doesn't...EYAH!!! GOD DAMN IT HURTS!

Hermione Told you.

Harry walks up to poor Sirius who is all alone.

Harry It's great.

Sirius What is?

Harry I saved more car insurance by switching to Geico!

Sirius Oh...you know...this is just a random thing but I'm your godfather.

Harry I knew that a long time ago.

Sirius How?

Harry I watched the movie, eavesdropped on people who read the books, you know the usual.

Sirius Have you READ the books?

Harry Why bother? The movies came out.

Sirius The books are different the movies so yeah.

Harry Uh huh.

Hermione Harry! Look! Points at Lupin who is looking at the moon which is full.

Sirius You fool! We'll perish now because of you! Runs toward Lupin who's eyes are turning red.

Harry What the hell!?

Ron AHHH!!!!!

Hermione What the hell are you doing!?

Ron Practicing my screaming. AH!!!

Hermione For w-

Ron AHHHHH!!!!!!! Points at Peter who picks up Lupin's wand getting ready to transform into a rat. Meanwhile Lupin's having the usual normal stuff. Outgrowing his shoes, Getting hairier and uglier.

Harry Expelliamus! The wand Peter stole goes flying in the air making Peter have no wand.

Peter Byebye! Turns into an elephant. Wait! Wrong thing. Transforms into a rat and runs away.

Meanwhile Lupin's outgrown his shirts turning him into a werewolf. He pushes Sirius out of the way.

Hermione Are you scared boy?

Ron What are you doing!?

Hermione Socializing with the enemy. Come on boy! Come on!

Lupin/Werewolf Ah woo!!!

Harry Holy shit! We're dead!

Snape comes out of nowhere.

Snape You tried to kill the hell out of me!

Harry Uh Proffesor Snape.

Snape And now you want to socialize!? Shut up!

Harry Uh Proffesor Snape.

Snape You tried disarming me! You're so rude!

Harry Goddamn it! Look behind you!

Snape Sees Werewolf and then tries protcting the trio.

Harry Is he actually helping us!?

Hermione Well really he's protecting you so that he could kill you off in book 7!

Harry Oh right.

Snape Shoo! Shoo! Go away cute werewolf that should side up with me in book 7!

Lupin/Werewolf gets ready to slash Snape and the trio but Sirius/dog pushes Lupin/Werewolf out of the way. They start fighting with each other until Lupin/Werewolf picks up Sirius/dog out of the way.

Harry Sirius! Runs toward Lupin/Werewolf and throws a rock at it. Lupin/Werewolf is mad. Oh shit I did the wrong thing.

Werewolf/Lupin Gets ready to slash the hell out of Harry until a female Werewolf howls. Hubba! Hubba! Woman Werewolf! Runs away.

Harry sees Sirius turn into a hero and then fall into the Hogwarts Lake.

Harry SIRIUS! Runs toward Sirius who is near the lake. Sirius! SIRIUS!

Sirius Don't spit in my face you idiot.

Harry You're alive!?

Sirius ...

The river turns into ice.

Harry Oh crap. The dementors. A bunch of dementors surrounds Harry. Stop it! He's innocent!

Dementor We know that. We're just all hungry.

Harry takes out his wand and sees a dementor suck 1/10 of Harry's soul. Then another one sucks out 1/10 of Sirius's soul.

Harry AHHH!!!!!! EXPECTO PATRONUM!

A wisp of light comes out of Harry's wand. A stupid dementor comes out of the group trying to suck out Harry's soul but instead it goes flying away from the fight. The wisp of light is almost out but this dementor who is impatient goes toward the light making itself away from the fight too. The light is gone.

Harry Gasp. Gasp. Gasp. A dementor comes out from the group and suck 2/10 of Harry's soul. UGH!

Sirius ...A dementor comes out from the group and sucks out 1/10 of Sirius's soul. Ooohhh!!!

2 dementors comes from the group going toward Harry. They push each other.

Dementor You could suck out the old man's soul.

Dementor #2 But it's not as tender as the boys!

Dementor Too bad!

The 2 dementors keeps arguing for 20 seconds.

Harry Pant. Pant. EXPECTO PATRONUM!

A wisp of light emits from Harry's wand making the two dementors go flying. Since Harry's so tired and weak it only lasts for 4 seconds.

Sirius A dementor sucks out 2/10 of his soul. Ugh!

2 dementors wants to suck out Harry's soul and keeps arguing about who sucks out his soul and then accidently sucks out each other's soul. They died with a soul!? Impossible!

Harry EXPECTO- AH!!! 2 dementors sucks out 6/10 of Harry's soul leaving him with 1/10 of his soul.

Sirius Ugh! A dementor sucks out all of his soul. A ball of light comes out of the old man's mouth.

Suddenly a stag(A male deer.) that is white and transparent looks at the dementors.

Dementors We're weak against herbivores! A bunny comes out of nowhere. AHH!!!!!!

The stag runs toward all the dementors making them fly away. It forgot about one who is going to suck out Harry's soul but then somehow eats it. Too bad for that dementor. The stag disapeers.

Harry Thanks...dad. I think. Falls on his knees and then falls sideways with his knees still locked. Help...

I hope this chapter wasn't so short to all of you. In my opinion it's quite funny in the beginning and then decreased lower and lower after a while but I hope it was funny to you. My opinion does not count.