A long chapter. I hope you like it. YOU MUST READ THE FOLLOWING. In this chapter This would mean the people from the past are talking. For example. Harry EXPECTO PATRONUM! You'll need to know that. ENJOY!!!

Harry wakes up in the Hospital Wing and sees Hermione.

Harry Hermione! What happened?

Hermione Well...you passed out with an encounter with the dementors and Ron...

Ron From bed. Aw crap! MY LEG! IT HURTS!

Harry So uh yeah...I LOST THE FIGHT WITH THE DEMENTORS!

Hermione Well actually-

Harry I need to blame someone. RON! YOU MADE ME LOSE AGAINST THE DEMENTORS!

Ron Whada whada whada!? I did nothing! My leg was broken!

Harry Likely answer! I'm going to break your leg even more!

Ron AH!!!

Dumbledore Ah! You're awake! How do you feel?

Harry Go to hell!

Hermione He's emo right now. Don't worry. It lasts only for a short hour.

Dumbledore Ah...500,000 points Gryffindor!

Harry 500,000 points my ass!

Dumbledore Uh huh. Your leg Ron, looks wonderful. Just looks so good that it hurts so much. Touches Ron in the leg.

Ron MMM!! Er...GET OFF!

Dumbledore Huh? I'm so sorry. Takes out a sledge hammer and smashes Ron's leg.

Ron OOOWW!!!!!

Dumbledore And to you 2. Give it 3 turns. 1 more life can be saved if you succeed. Walks out the door. Did what? Good night!

Ron What the bloody hell was that all about?

Hermione I so do not know...TIME TURNER! Sorry Ron but because of your brain damage and leg, we're going without you.

Harry What the hell's a time turner!?

Hermione Takes out an hourglass neckless and puts it around Harry and Ron's head. 1-2-3.

Harry and Hermione goes back in time.

Maid We got to go!

Maid 2 Good luck with your leg.

Hermione We've gotta bop bop bop! Bop to top!

Harry What the hell?

Hermione Oh shit I hope you didn't see that.

No one but Harry and Hermione is in the Hospital Wing.

Hermione 7:30! Where were we at 7:30?

Harry At the toy shop?

Hermione I think that was yesterday I meant-

Harry Last week? Oh we were only at the sandbox.

Hermione NO! TODAY!

Harry Hagrid's-

Hermione Oh yeah! Lets go!

Harry So stupid. wait...I HELPED! YAY!

Outside of Hogwarts.

Harry What the hell just happened!?

Hermione This is a time turner! McGonagall gave it to me so I can get to my classes!

Harry ...no wonder you're so smart.

Harry and Hermione is watching what is happening.

Malfoy Yes. It is I, Malfoy.

Ron To Hermione. Jinx him hard.

Hermione You filthy little cockroach! Puts her wand at Malfoy's neck.

Ron Stop it Hermione. He isn't worth it.

Hermione But you said to jinx him hard!

Ron I did? When?

Harry Short term memory.

Harry Wow I am so right! He has short term memory!

Hermione Shh!

Malfoy Hahaha. You wouldn't do it. We had sex at 7:00.

Hermione You're right. I can't. Lowers her wand.

Malfoy I knew she couldn't do it. Hermione punches him in the face. Heheheheheheheheh-AW!!!!! THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!

Harry Good one.

Harry I am so right. GO ME! GO ME!

Hermione Thank you for the dance!

Malfoy Come on Crabbe and Goyle we're leaving! Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle runs away.

Hermione Uh oh. They're coming. Hide! Harry and Hermione hides behind this staircase. Come on. Lets go.

Outside of Hagrid's hut.

Harry It's Buckbeak.

Hermione Thanks for stating the obvious!

Harry No need to thank me!

Hermione Remember what Dumbledore said. One-

Harry Hujdgioig! I don't care. I know what he said. (Uh what did he say?)

Hermione (You ass.) Uh huh.

Harry and Hermione tries getting buckbeak out of the pen.

Harry Come on big boy! Get out! AW FRICK! GET THE HELL OUT!

Buckbeak NEVER!

Hermione Grr! Get out cutie. Get out or I'LL EAT YOU UP WHOLE!

Buckbeak Not unless I do first!

Hermione Takes out a gun.

Buckbeak Whatcha gonna do? Shoot me with a RENTED gun!? HAHAHA! It doesn't even have bullets in it!

Hermione Aw shit he's right!

Hermione sees dead ferrets.

Hermione Hmm...

Harry I'm not doing it!

Hermione AW MAN!

Hermione ends up having a ferret belt around her.

Hermione Get the ferret! (AW SICK!)

Buckbeak Ah hah! You win!

Harry, Hermione, and Buckbeak is hiding behind a pumpkin.

Hagrid Looks out the window and sees Dumbledore, Cornelius Fudge, and Macnair. Oh no! Run children! The execution's going to start!

Harry, Hermione, and Ron just stays in the house.

Hermione What the hell!? They're not leaving!

Harry Hey look a stone! Dare me? Takes a stone and throws it at a vase. Damn it! I missed! Takes another stone and by accident hits fake Harry's head.

Harry OW! WHICH BASTARD DID THAT!?

Hermione Good job Harry!

Harry OW! MY SKULL!

Hermione Oh no! They're coming!

Harry, Hermione, and Buckbeak hides behind a bush. Fake Harry, Ron, and Hermione hides behind a pumpkin.

Hermione Is that how I look like in my "behind"?

Hermione Hears something from the bush. Wait I think I heard something! Oh nevermind. It was my...imagination.

Hermione Lets go near the Whomping Willow.

Harry, Hermione, and Buckbeak is near the Whomping Willow and sees fake Harry and Hermione trying to get in.

Harry Lets watch the fight!

Hermione Harry! Watch out!

Harry Watch out for what? Ugh! Gets flinged into the air and loses his glasses. I'm blind! My eyesight is so blurry!

Hermione Jumps over a branch. Haha! Suddenly is hit by the stomech and is on the moving branch.

Harry I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!

Hermione AH!!!

Hermione is 100 feet in the air and is suddenly falling down, getting hit by many branches.

Harry There's my glasses! Sees Hermione's hand into Harry's sleeve. Of course I'll marry you. WHOA!

Harry is flinged in the air with Hermione holding on to him. Then Hermione throws him into the Whomping Willow.

Harry And now we wait...

Hermione And now we wait.

Harry You know something good I noticed?

Hermione What?

Harry I bought a gun! An AK-47!

Hermione Oh my! You're not going to-

Harry I must...I must shoot...all the chickens for their yummy meat! MWAHAHAHA!

Hermione Oh. I thought you were going to go on killing spree.

Harry Hey! That's tomorrow! Thanks for the reminder.

Hermione Aw crap. What have I done?

Harry You know...I saw my dad during the fight with the dementors. He casted a patronus. A stag.

Hermione But he's-

Harry I KNOW! He's emo like me!

Hermione No, he's dead.

Harry Screw you! He's still out there! HE'S STILL OUT THERE!!!

Hermione Okay...NO HE'S NOT!

Buckbeak Will you shut up! Eats a bat.

Bat NOOOO!!!!! MY WORLD DOMINATION IS OVER! CURSE YOU! Turns into acid and then Buckbeak "Eliminated waste".

Harry Look! They're coming out!

Lupin/Werewolf Ah woo!!!

Harry Holy shit! We're dead!

Harry What happens if fake Harry over there dies?

Hermione You die.

Harry OH SHIT! HE NEED'S TO LIVE!!!

Lupin/Werewolf gets ready to slash Snape and the trio but Sirius/dog pushes Lupin/Werewolf out of the way. They start fighting with each other until Lupin/Werewolf picks up Sirius/dog out of the way.

Harry Sirius! Runs toward Lupin/Werewolf and throws a rock at it. Lupin/Werewolf is mad. Oh shit I did the wrong thing.

Hermione Ah woo!

Harry What the hell are you doing!?

Hermione Saving your life!

Harry So that it could kill us!?

Hermione It won't do that. AH WOO!

Lupin/Werewolf comes over to Harry and Hermione.

Harry Now you've done it. Harry and Hermione runs to the bush. Oh yeah and so did Buckbeak! Use your brain stupid!

I think there are only 2 chapters in this this story but it might not be! NOOOO! IT CAN'T END! The story's going to end(NO!!!) but I'm going to make a James Bond story! Got everything in my head so to all James Bond fans! In a few weeks it is coming!