Here's a new chapter. One more chapter to go! Tear tear! Well I hope you love it. ENJOY TO ALL!

Harry and Hermione is running away from Lupin/Werewolf.

Harry AHH!!!!!! HELP!

Hermione Ah woo!!! Ah woo! AH WOO!!!

Harry WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Hermione Nothing. It's just fun doing it.

Lupin/Wereowlf is still chasing Harry and Hermione until they hide behind this tree.

Harry We should be safe here.

Hermione Uh Harry?

Harry The Werewolf will keep away from us if we keep turning.

Hermione Uh Harry?

Harry This will make it harder for us to find.

Hermione AH FRICK! HARRY! THE WEREWOLF IS BEHIND US!

Harry Pff. Yeah right! Sees Lupin/Werewolf.Oh shit! We're dead!

Werewolf/Lupin DIE!!!!! Gets ready to kill Harry and Hermione but Buckbeak heroicly saves them by scaring it away.

Harry Oh no! The dementors are coming! We need to go!

Hermione WHY?

Harry Cause I said so!

In the Hogwarts Lake.

Harry Lets stay here for a few minutes watching me get killed.

Hermione Don't you care?

Harry Nah.

Harry Oh crap. The dementors. A bunch of dementors surrounds Harry. Stop it! He's innocent!

Dementors We know! We're all just hungry!

Harry takes out his wand and sees a dementor suck 1/10 of Harry's soul. Then another one sucks out 1/10 of Sirius's soul.

Harry AHHH!!!!!! EXPECTO PATRONUM!

A wisp of light comes out of Harry's wand. A stupid dementor comes out of the group trying to suck out Harry's soul but instead it goes flying away from the fight. The wisp of light is almost out but this dementor who is impatient goes toward the light making itself away from the fight too. The light is gone.

Harry Am I good or what? Go Harry!

Harry Gasp. Gasp. Gasp. A dementor comes out from the group and suck 2/10 of Harry's soul. UGH!

Hermione Ouch! That must have hurt, Harry.

Harry Nah! It feels like eating ice cream.

Sirius ...A dementor comes out from the group and sucks out 1/10 of Sirius's soul. Ooohhh!!!

Harry He's still alive...

2 dementors comes from the group going toward Harry. They push each other.

Dementor You could suck out the old man's soul.

Dementor #2 But it's not as tender as the boys!

Dementor Too bad!

The 2 dementors keeps arguing for 20 seconds.

Harry Pant. Pant. EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Harry Heh heh heh! Stupids!

2 dementors wants to suck out Harry's soul and keeps arguing about who sucks out his soul and then accidently sucks out each other's soul. They died with a soul!? Impossible!

Harry EXPECTO- AH!!! 2 dementors sucks out 6/10 of Harry's soul leaving him with 1/10 of his soul.

Sirius Ugh! A dementor sucks out all of his soul. A ball of light comes out of the old man's mouth.

Hermione You better do something. You're dying.

Harry ...any minute. Over there.

Sirius ...

Harry Oh what the hell! EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

Suddenly a stag(A male deer.) that is white and transparent looks at the dementors.

Dementors We're weak against herbivores! A bunny comes out of nowhere. AHH!!!!!!

The stag runs toward all the dementors making them fly away. It forgot about one who is going to suck out Harry's soul but then somehow eats it. Too bad for that dementor. The stag disapeers.

Harry Thanks...dad. I think. Falls on his knees and then falls sideways with his knees still locked. Help...

Harry ...

Harry and Hermione is flying on Buckbeak to find Sirius.

Harry I can't believe it! My father is me! I'm not dead! I'M NOT DEAD!

Hermione Yes Harry! You're not dead!

Harry It all makes sense doesn't it?

Hermione NO!!!

Harry Time to go down!

Hermione AHHH!!!!!!!!

Harry There's the tower!

Sirius What is another word for female dogs? It's b-

Harry and Hermione Bombarda! You're free Sirius!

Sirius Damn it! I didn't get to answer it!

Harry, Sirius, and Hermione is flying on Buckbeak.

Harry Over there! Go Buckbeak!

Hermione AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT NORMAL TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS!

Harry and Sirius WHOOOOOO!!!!

Sirius Sirius rips a feather out from Buckbeak. OOPS! Sorry.

Harry, Sirius, and Hermione flies down.

Sirius ...Harry, you look so much like your father.

Harry A lot of-

Hermione You know why you do? You inheritated so much genes from your dad then your mom so-

Harry I'm going to have girlfriends in the future for-

Hermione For comes from the latin word meaning luck!

Harry Punches Hermione so she'd shut up.

Harry Anyway...haven't you told me you're my godfather?

Sirius Yes. Yes I have.

Harry Really?

Sirius Yup. I really am.

Harry Damn it. I hate this.

Sirius Why?

Harry I wanted Lupin to be my godfather. He gives me chocolate.

Sirius Hey! I know Lupin! He's that smart wise ass!

Harry And a werewolf.

Sirius Oh yeah.

Hermione Damn it! This feeling is bad. Hmm, the formula of defeat. Fantastic!

Sirius I have to take my leave. Oh by the way Hermione, lose some weight to look sexy in front of Victor Krum.

Hermione What?

Sirius Nevermind. Flies away with Buckbeak.

Harry There goes my...gayfather.

This is pretty short but hey! It's kinda long! Though not so funny. SORRY! Well I hope you still liked it. Next chapter. Bye Lupin, Hello Broom! Oh yeah! Like I said! I'm going to make a 007 fanfic! Just a reminder to you all. I know told you that. Next chapter coming out eh 2 or 1 day.