A new-hopefully longer-chapter! This is sob...the last chapter. I hope you enjoyed this story. I think I'm going to take a break of writing parodies of these. After I write a 007 fanfic I'll write Goblet of Fire. This chapter will be quite short! I'm just telling you all that. Here it is!
Harry and Hermione is running to Hogwarts.
Harry We need to get there by 10:30!
Hermione It's 10:29! 49.96, 50.12, 58.99!
Harry NOO!!!!!!!
Harry and Hermione crashes into the door, head smacked. They fall and see Dumbledore.
Harry Oh erm...WE DID IT!
Dumbledore Did what? GET MY MISSING PHOTO OF BOBO!?
Harry Eh no.
Dumbledore Ok then I don't care. Walks away.
Harry Opens the door and sees Harry and Hermione dissapeer and Ron is in his bed. Hello!
Ron What the-wonka rola YOU WERE JUST THERE!
Harry We were? OH YEAH! We went back in time so-
Hermione HARRY! SHUT UP!
Harry Er...we sort of...YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Ron But-but-but!
Hermione Harry, how are you on puberty?
Harry BECAUSE I'M DAMN MAD! GO TO HELL!
Hermione So yeah. Ron you saw absoloutly nothing!
Harry Except for us back in time.
Ron What was that?
Harry Nothing!
Harry is going to Lupin's room. When he opens the door he sees Lupin packing his crap.
Lupin Well hello!
Harry Where are you going?
Lupin I'm leaving. Everybody knows I'm a werewolf. There goes the myth book. WHY DID REMUS DIE FROM ROMBULUS!?
Harry So yeah...That's not fair at all. STUPID ROMULUS!
Romulus Hey! I WAS WISER!
Lupin Uh huh. Smashes book killing Romulus.
Romulus OW! Ow! Ooh sweet irony! OW! Uh. AH MINOTAUR!
Lupin He got killed off.
Harry Everybody only hates you because you teach good!
Lupin Why does everybody hate me for that?
Awkward pause.
Harry Can I have some chocolate?
Lupin OH SURE! I have Crunch, Three muskateers, Hershey, and-
Harry I'll take Hershey. Thanks. So...is this good bye?
Lupin Until we see again. In book 5 I mean. COUGH!No one can tell.
Harry Don't you have something to give me?
Lupin Hmm? Oh yeah. Gives Harry a knut.
Harry Er something else?
Lupin Oh my! Did I forget? Gives Harry a sickle.
Harry Ehem? The-
Lupin Gallon? Oh yeah! Gives Harry a gallon!
Harry OH MY GOD! THE FRICKEN MAP!
Lupin Hmm? OH YEAH! I'm keeping that.
Harry What the hell?
Lupin Phych! Here. Mischief Manage. Gives Harry the map and walks away.
Harry There he goes...my favorite teacher...he gives me yummy chocolate.
In the halls.
Ron Harry look! It's a new broom!
Harry What the hell? Someone expects me to clean!?
Ron No! They fly! Remember?
Harry Oh yeah.
Ron Fred and George forced me to open it!
Fred Did not!
Ron Did too!
George Did not!
Ron Did too!
Fred Did not!
Ron Did too!
George Did not!
Ron Did too!
Fred Did not!
Ron Did too!
George Did not!
Ron Did too!
Harry Okay shut up now! It's getting a hell of a man annoying.
Hermione It came with this. Shows a hippogriff's feather.
Harry It's not like my godfather took Buckbeak and flew him away and bought be this with a hippogriff feather! It never happened!
Seamus Come on! FLY IT!
Harry Gotcha! WHOO LET'S GO OUTSIDE! Everybody is outside.
Hermione Fly!
Ron Fly!
Seamus Fly!
Dean Fly!
Percy Fly!
Ginny Fly!
George Fly!
Fred Fly!
Hedwig Hoot! Hoot! Come to papa! Takes a rat and eats it.
Malfoy Er fly!
Goyle Fly!
Crabbe Fly!
Harry Here I go! Soars into the air 500,000,000 miles per hour. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry We'd like to say some things.
Ron Peace to all!
Hermione Get the knowledge to learn!
Harry And have a brave heart!
THE END! OR IS IT? I know you may have heard the phrase Peace to all, get the knowledge to learn before in my other parody because I've decided to put that quote in all my parodies. Even though this story was short it was funny. That's my opinion. Have fun reading my other parodies to you all! Remember these three things. Peace to all! Ronald Weasley/ Get your knowledge to learn! Hermione Granger/ And have a brave heart. Harry Potter.