You'd think I would've but oh no!
I had walked out to the bus, still a little drowsy from my sleep.
"You're aware that what you did is not acceptable." said the coach.
I nodded.
"You should be punished but you don't know any better." he said again.
I nodded.
"I will not take anything out of your pay as punishment, but next time you will get 50 bells taken off. You understand?" he asked.
I nodded yet again as I walked into the McDonalds with a droopy smirk on my face. I sat down at the booth I had been sitting at before, and shook off the guys with my hand as they started to speak. I took my money up off the table and got back up to go and order.
"Hi, Id like a number 9 meal (Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McGriddle with a coffee and hash browns) please?" I asked as I took out 3 bells. The Crew Member walked back into the kitchen area to prepare my meal as I noticed a newspaper. I picked it up and paid for the paper, too. I threw away the rest of it and kept the Sports Section. My food was ready so I grabbed the tray and placed the paper on it as I walked to our booth.
I set the tray down as I plopped myself down staring the sports page. On the front it said: Rookie Phenom Bob Cat Traded to Washington Cherry Pickers.
"What's wrong?" asked Chuck.
I turned the paper around so the guys could see it. As I did Butch let out a little chuckle then his eyes were fixed on the headline and his smile turned to a dead grin.
"Th-Thats impossible..." stuttered Butch in shock.
"I'm going to talk to coach about this." I said as I stormed out of the booth and towards the bus. Before I even got there I started to talk.
"Sir, what is this about!?" I yelled.
"Cat, it's not what it seems." he replied.
"What!?! What're you talking about!?! I'VE BEEN TRADED!!!!" I yelled again.
"Cat."
"Yes sir." I panted, trying to keep myself calm.
"Turn around."
"Sir?"
"Just do it."
"Yes sir..."
I slowly turned around and the entire team was standing there.
"APRIL FOOLS!!!!" They yelled in unison.
"What the...?" I exclaimed. "What?"
"It's April First!" said Cyrano Komodo.
"Yeah, April Fools Day?" replied Claude Jefferson.
"I know the holiday... but its March 24th..." I said.
The whole team blushed in shock.
"April Fools!" I yelled!
They all laughed again as they went inside.
I turned to coach, "It really is March 24th."
Then I went back inside to join my friends for breakfast.
