Chapter Two: Could it be Breast Cancer?

"Breast cancer," suggested Cameron, out of the blue.

"Uh, Cameron, we're talking about about a guy," Foreman pointed out.

"No, she has an excellent point. I'll go disscuss it with Wilson," remarked House, before disappearing.

"Breast cancer, Cameron?" asked Chase.

"Guys have breasts too," Cameron pointed out, making Foreman and Chase blush.

House reappeared at this point, making further conversation impossible. He handed Cameron a plastic bag full of vials of blood and urine.

"Kyla's performing the LP now," House said.

"What am I looking for?" Cameron asked.

"Any cancer protiens--especially breast, lung, and bone cancers," replied House.

Cameron nodded and left to run the tests.

"You two, go help Cameron or else work in the clinic," directed House, limping into his office as he spoke.

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"James House...his cousin," Cameron spoke aloud.

"Isn't Wilson's first name 'James?'" asked Foreman.

"It is," Cameron agreed.

"And House would never let Kyla do an LP unsurvised," added Chase.

"But I did," said House, making them jump. They hadn't realized he was there until he spoke.

"Is it Wilson we're treating?" demanded Cameron.

House nodded.

"Why didn't you just tell us?" demanded Foreman.

"And how come you're his attending?" added Chase.

"A, Wilson asked me not to tell you guys that he was the patient. B, I'm his attending because he came to me, not some other doctor," replied House.

"How is he?" asked Cameron.

"The arm pain is still his only symptom," replied House.

"You realize he could have what you had," Cameron pointed out.

"Foreman, get an angio of Wilson's left arm," directed House, walking--er, limping--to the phone.

"Who are you calling?" Foreman asked.

"Kyla."

"Why?" Chase asked.

"So Foreman can get in, Wombat Boy," answered House.

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"Nothing there. Cameron's second idea is out," announced House, looking at the results of Wilson's angiogram.

"It could be referred pain from some kind of cancer," suggested Foreman.

"It's very likely," House replied, crossing out the word "INFARCTION" on the white board.

"Why are we in Wilson's room again?" asked Chase.

"Because I want to keep my eye on Estrogen Boy," replied House.

Kyla got up to check on Wilson's vitals.

"How's he doing?" House asked Kyla.

"The sedative's taken affect," Kyla replied.

House must have heard something in Kyla's voice, because he said, "Cameron, Chase, Foreman, go home for the night. It's almost six, and there's nothing you can do today."

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