Ryou's & Bakura's guide to cooking

By: Dogsrule

Dogsrule: Hello Minna! Wonderful day ain't it!

Bakura: what the hell are you so happy about.

Dogsrule: nothin'. I just had sugar, but since it doesn't affect me I decided to act like I'm sugar-high.

Bakura: baka.

Dogsrule: shut up Kuriboh lover.

(Bakura gets cut off by Dogsrule to prevent language that should not be heard by any under 13.)

Dogsrule: anyways here's Ryou with the disclaimer!

Ryou: Dogsrule does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or majority of the recipes she uses in this fanfic.

Dogsrule: Thanks ya Ryou! Anyway as a little side note. Sometime I might feel like have both of them teach at the same time or just come in for a little bit so to limit confusion: the one teaching talks: this way. And the other talks: 'this way'.

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Humph, stupid authoress. Well then, SHUT UP AND LISTEN! Now this is the great and sexy king of thieves Bakura speaking, so LISTEN! Because of a certain Authoress and hikari, I'll be one of you teachers who will teach you idiots to cook.

So, even if your stupid moronic mortal brains can comprehend, we'll start with the first damn recipe.

(A/N: all the recipes are in italics.)

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich

Take two slices of bread or your choice.

Spread Peanut butter on one and jelly on the other.

Put both of the slices together and enjoy.

WHAT THE HELL!! What kind of dumb recipe is that?! Let's see if we can make this crap better…

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich (Bakura style):

Steal four slices of pizza (preferably from the baka pharaoh) loaded with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and anchovies.

Dump the cans of peanut butter and jelly on all four slices.

Dump the whole bottle of Tabasco sauce (a type of hot sauce you morons can't tell) on the mess.

Slap them all together and shut up and eat it. NOW!

NOOOWWW! That's more like it! I told you I could make that crap better. Ahh! Yes! I even amaze myself with the large capacity that is my genius nature! (Ignores all the students puking in the background.)

Anyway whenever the hell I'll feel like it you lot'll have a 100,000,000,000 point test on this. So STUDY!! DAMN IT!

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Dogsrule: yep! That's all for now folks! Please send some I ideas you have for recipes, you don't mind being put on the internet. And when you send one please tell if you want either Ryou or Bakura to teach a class or both, that be interesting to do. And please tell me the recipe you want. Well Ja ne!