Naruto!

"Naruto..." Gaara said.

"Hey, Gaara! What's up?" The blonde haired kid asked goofily, his eyes smiling.

"I need a present for Anika... Her birthday is tomorrow, and nothing her is good enough for her." He stated, looking around the darkening streets of Konoha.

"A present? Hmm..." Naruto started, "...I've got it! Follow me!" With that, Naruto pulled Gaara along with him. A small cart appeared in the near distance, and Naruto pulled him up to it. The cart was filled with different selections of promise rings. Red, black, blue, violet, pink, rainbow - you name it! Different sizes were displayed as well. Gaara looked at them, his eyes searching the lovely selections when he noticed Naruto was half asleep.

"Go home. I can handle it from here." Gaara told him. He didn't want Naruto to know what he was going to choose.

"Hmm? Okay! See ya, Gaara!" Naruto tiredly walked out of earshot and sight range. Gaara pointed at an elegant ring. The price was terrifyingly high, but he didn't think the price would matter. His Anika was priceless...

BACK AT HOME! FEAR IT! LOVE IT! HUGGLE IT! GIVE IT MANY TASTY TASTY WAFFLES!

Anika was asleep when Gaara walked into her room. He snuggled next to her and wrapped his arms around her once he got in bed next to her. He kissed her lightly, the kiss growing gently and sweetly.

"Yeah! Finally, pup! I'm FINALLY going to get laid! Good job, pup!" Shukaku shouted happily in Gaara mind.

"Shut up, you horny demon. I would never do that to her." Gaara shot back in his mind. Shukaku remained quiet for the rest of the night as Gaara pulled the blankets over himself and Anika.

IN DAH MORNIN'!

Anika layed quietly next to Gaara, his bare chest against hers. She was blushing rather deeply. Why? Let's just hope you know why... She just hoped to the Hokage Shikamaru hadn't heard them last night. Oh what insanity that would be... Oh! Her birthday! She was fifteen now.

Shit... Before marriage, too... Anika thought to herself, her cheeks rosy with embarassment again. Gaara was staring at her, a smile on his face as he pulled the blankets closer to their cold bodies. Suddenly, a knocking was heard on the door and the knob was turned. The door opened fully as Shikamaru stepped in. He glanced at the two, looked at the completely messed up blankets and his mouth opened widely in an 'O', and his eyes widened completely.

"OH MY GOD! YOU FREAKIN'... OH MY GOD!!" He screeched out before slamming the door and fainting just outside the door.

Anika and Gaara burst out laughing.

"I sudgest we get dressed... Shikamaru will most likely not speak or meet eye to eye with us for about a week..." Gaara said, pulling a blanket around his waist and changing quickly. Anika nodded and dressed swiftly, her embarassment clear and visible. Hell, she even put her shirt on backwards she was so embarassed!

The two lovers stepped out of their room and stepped over a fainted Shikamaru, smirking. Gaara remembered something and pulled Anika back into the room, grabbing a package from the night stand. He pulled out a small black box and told Anika to sit down. Confused, Anika obeyed and plopped onto the bed.

Suddenly, a diamond ring was infront of her. A silver band, and a fair sized diamond. It all happened in a blur.

"Anika? Will you... marry me?" Gaara asked, his hopes obviously high and his spirit nervous.

"Gaara... I don't know what... to say..." She whispered softly.

"Say yes?"

"Oh my gosh... Yes!!" Anika replied happily, smiling widely as Gaara slipped the beautiful and breath taking ring onto her finger. A perfect fit for a perfect couple...

BD: I think this was one of the most hilarious, and embarassing chapters Shifter and I created. lol I had no problem with it, seeing I'm a Romance Whore. lol

Gaara: Wait... I DID WHAT!?!?!

BD: Umm... Nothing, Gaara-kun!

Gaara: Right... -Shunned-

BD: CHILL! IT'S ONLY FICTION!

Gaara: ... Okay. Reviews!