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AN: So you all love me, and no one read that I will stop doing this soon, which is very good. I am going away and I won't be able to post for a little while…sorry folks.

Also thanx for reviewing and I am sorry it took so long, but my account was blocked. Then I had to fly to Boston so its a bit odd......anywooo.....never go to LA

I highly recommend that you do anything by Chocobo Ryo, because she is funny as me .

Chapter 9: Full Monty

"Shit." Was all Yuki could say as he saw Hiro hold up the bathers in one hand, and high five Tohru with the other. Why would Tohru even do that? She always seemed too nice to steal his bathers and leave him naked in the cold water.

"I can't believe she did that!" Momiji said and then thought of naked Tohru. He grinned.

"YOU STUPID BRAT!" Kyou roared. "YOU'VE CORRUPTED TOHRU WITH YOUR STUPID PRANKS!!!!" And Hiro smiled at them, because Kyou had hit the nail on the head. He was trying to corrupt Tohru. He had seen the book of evil in her room after all and anyone who reads that must have help in being taught evil deeds.

"I didn't entirely corrupt her Kyou." Hiro said calmly. Tohru got a look of horror on her face. "I mean she was the one who was reading those books after all. I just wanted to help with her evil, like Uo and Hana did with her-"

"Work." Tohru cut in sending Hiro a look. "And Hiro, you better learn not to make fun of people all the time. It can be very rude."

Haru who was all clear and white now just started to walk out of the water. Tohru being Tohru no matter what she did; screeched and turned around, all embarrassed. Haru didn't really care. He liked Tohru, but right now, it was way to cold to care. He walked right past Hiro and went into the beach house.

"Put some clothes on next time baka ushi." Hiro snarled and Kisa who was covering her face nodded. Kagura couldn't help but laugh and hope that the others now realized that with or without their clothes, no one but Hiro would look.

"I hate you Hiro." Momiji said and started to walk out. Hiro got all embarrassed for Kisa and threw them their board shorts.

"Well I for one am going inside now." Tohru said. Kagura nodded and followed as Tohru strode away, so as to give them privacy. Tohru's face was bright red and she tried very hard not to think about her little pranks.

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"Shigure! Ayame! Hatori! You're all home!" Tohru said happily when she saw them. Shigure and Ayame seemed to be a lot better than they had been this morning.

"Yes my wonderful and sweet flower, I am home! Now we can all spend a wonderful evening together, while we eat your truly wonderful meal!" Shigure seemed to be very happy. Tohru didn't really understand why exactly.

"Yes a truly wonderful meal and evening!" Ayame joined in. The two then started to giggle. Yuki who had just walked in sighed.

"Don't tell me you two are already drunk?" He said and in response he just got a giggle and a glomp. "Hatori, why did you let them do this? It's only seven now." Yuki asked turning to the older man. Hatori wasn't listening, he was staring at Tohru. Yuki frowned and shoved Ayame away.

"Momiji, will you set the table?" Tohru called out and the usagi bounded happily in and out, grabbing the plates and chopsticks.

"Okay Yuki, will you tell everyone that dinner is ready?" Yuki nodded and trotted happily up to tell everyone. He knocked on Kyou and Haru's door opening it without waiting for permission.

"Kyou, Haru dinner's read-" Yuki stopped and walked out again. In the room lay Haru and Kyou, both butt naked and wrestling. Or at least, that's what Yuki hoped he saw.

"Shit!" Kyou said jumping up. "That so was not good!" And he hurriedly got dressed. Haru did so, but took a lot longer.

"And why not? It was an accident after all." He said lazily and averted his eyes. "I mean it isn't like we meant to be on top of each other naked. I'll reserve that for someone else." Kyou stared at him for a second. Why couldn't Haru just share his panic. Kyou knew what it must have looked like to Yuki.

"Because you baka ushi," Kyou snarled "Yuki will tell Tohru. And I do not want Tohru know that, or even think that about me!" Haru paled.

"You don't think he would…?" And Kyou nodded. "Shit!"

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"This has to be the best meal ever!" Momiji exclaimed. Tohru smiled at the usagi. He felt his heart beat a bit faster.

"Yes it is." Shigure said noticing where most people were looking. It was Tohru. He leaned in and whispered to Ayame and Hatori. They nodded and got little grins on their faces.

"What do you think of Tohru's breasts Ayame?" Shigure asked mildly. The four horny boys turned and glared at Shigure ready to pounce on him. Kyou's mouth was open and his fist raised above his head. Yuki, Haru and Momiji would just let Kyou onto him first, and then they would finish the inu off.

"Yes her chicken breasts are very nice." Ayame said before anyone acted. Tohru beamed at them.

There was silence at the dinner table and soon it was filled again. Everyone tried to forget the comment, even though it wasn't a bad one. Shigure, Ayame and Hatori shared another look and grinned.

"Tohru's legs are so nice!" Ayame exclaimed. Yuki, Haru, Kyou and Momiji froze again and turned to face them.

"I know! Her chicken breasts and legs are divine." Hatori said. Tohru blushed a lot and made a lot of 'They are not that good' and 'Oh you're just saying that' remarks. The boys sat down, and there was peaceful silence until dessert was served.

"Yuki," Hatori asked and Yuki's head rose. "What do you think of Kyou's spotted dick?" And Kyou grew mad.

"THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS FIVE!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!" And he jumped up ready to pound on Hatori. "YOU SICK BASTARD!" Hatori pointed to Kyou's plate.

"I meant on your plate. I wasn't implying that you had one or that Yuki enjoyed seeing it." Hatori said mildly. "And that was a childhood disease, do you still have one?" And Kyou sat down, bristling.

The table took a while to calm down, but everyone threw a glance at the adults every once and a while. Shigure grinned.

"Tohru's bottom is nice as well." There was a pause before anything happened, waiting for him to continue. He didn't.

"Yes Tohru does have a nice arse!" Ayame said and then Hatori, Ayame and Shigure ran. They were closely followed by Haru, Kyou, Yuki and Momiji. Kagura started laughing at Tohru's reddened face. As did Hiro. Kisa did or said nothing, and watched Tohru.

"Well I um…" Tohru let her voice trail off. Kisa came over and hugged her. Tohru smiled down at the little tiger.

"Well umm….that was funny Tohru." Kagura said looking a bit bashful. Tohru gave her a weak smile in return. "I'm sorry for laughing like that. I just thought it was so funny." And Tohru gave her a real smile this time. Kagura back at her friend and felt a flutter of something in her chest. It went away as soon as Tohru turned to Hiro.

"You were going to tell them what you found in my room weren't you?" Tohru asked and Hiro smirked at her. Kagura got a bit angry about the fact that Tohru's attention was on him.

'Why do I feel like this?' She thought to herself. 'I thought I loved Kyou, but now I don't even batt an eyelid when he comes around. I'm getting angry around Tohru, like I used to around Kyou, but not as bad. Does that mean what I think it means??' Kagura had no answers for herself.

"I was. I wonder why you don't want them to know." Hiro sneered at her. Tohru's face went red again. "I mean the letter did say to experiment, why not do it with all the boys?"

"Shut up!" Kagura said and then calmed down as he flinched slightly. "You can help me do the dishes. Tohru and Kisa can do whatever."

"Thanks Kagura, but you don't have to." Tohru said and Kagura smiled at her.

"But I want to! You made the food, me and Hiro can help by cleaning it up!" Kagura's eyes were so bright and hopeful Tohru couldn't say no to her. Kagura was too sweet.

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"Sissy I love you." Kisa said shyly as they strode along the beach. Tohru hugged the cute little tiger closer.

"Aw I love you too." Tohru said.

The two walked down the beach until the sat where their fire had been before hand. It was a beautiful night and nothing could make it more perfect. Soon Kisa fell asleep content on Tohru's lap.

"Miss Honda, you are so cute." A voice said from the darkness. Tohru's eyes widened as they sat next to her in the sand.

"Ah…I didn't know you had come back yet Yuki." Tohru said softly, as to not wake Kisa. Yuki smiled at her and looked out towards the sea. He didn't speak for a very long time.

"I'm sorry for Shigure, Hatori and my brother Miss Honda." Yuki said. Tohru shrugged and smiled at him.

"I'm over it, and it wasn't your fault they got drunk." Tohru said.

'Why does Kisa have to be in her lap?' Yuki sighed. 'I want to curl up in her lap. I want to hold her like I did this morning and never let go. Kisa just complicates things a whole lot more for me. At least those other baka's are still up at the house. It's only me and my Tohru awake now.'

"Well, they were right about some things Miss Honda." He said and turned to her. "You do have some very good features." Tohru was glad of the dark, because it hid her blush. Yuki scooted closer.

"Are you cold?" Tohru asked concerned. Yuki thought a bit and nodded. "Come over here and share our body heat then. I'd go inside, but I'm not ready yet." Yuki nodded and moved even closer. It felt nice to be so close, and not have to be worried about transforming. He looked at Tohru's lips and couldn't resist.

Yuki leaned in closer and kissed her softly. Tohru let out a small oh and felt the funny feeling in between her legs again. Tohru kissed back.

After a few moments, Yuki pulled away, looking straight into Tohru's eyes with his purple ones. Tohru was captivated by them, and felt a flutter in her chest as he leaned in and kissed her again.

"You don't know how long I have waited to do that Tohru." Yuki breathed as they pulled away. Tohru blushed and went to kiss him again. Kisa shifted and sat up.

"I'm sorry sissy, I feel asleep!" She said and Yuki had disappeared.

"That's okay. Now let us go back up to others. Hopefully everyone is home now, and we can play a game." Tohru said and they got up, not noticing eyes that followed them all the way along the beach.

AN: Okay so not very good, but not to bad either. The next one will take a while, but please do review. :: Puppy dog eyes:: I'll be your bestest buddy, if you do…. and even if you don't.

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