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Queen Chica's Spell

Chapter 5.

How Do We Take a Shower?

Sharpay softly opened her eyes, to find Troy staring at her with her brown eyes. He had a teasing smile on his face, and she didn't quite know why.

"Did you have a nice dream?" he asked, looking like he was about to burst with laughter.

"Yeah, it was okay." Sharpay said, thinking how weird he was acting. She knew he usually did weird stuff, but what was going on with him? Did she talk in her sleep or something? "Why?"

Troy bit his lip, and softly motioned towards her lower region, where a very visible bump was seen.

"Oh my God!" Sharpay whined, quickly slapping her hands in front of it, to cover up, "I got my first boner!"

Troy started laughing, and fell off the bed, because he got cramps. Sharpay soon joined him, because she found it quite funny. Getting a boner was a thing she never thought she'd experience.

When their laughter died down, Sharpay's hard-on had settled a little, but it was still quite noticeable. Troy made his way onto the bed again, and laid down on his back, looking at the ceiling. Sharpay did the same, and they had a comfortable silence for awhile.

"I can't believe you had a hard-on." Troy giggled, "I mean, seriously? What was your dream about?"

"Ha, like I'll tell you." Sharpay said. She turned her head and looked at him, "Do you get these kind of dreams often? When, y'know, you wake up with a boner?"

"Yeah, kinda." Troy said, not really embarrassed about it, "It's natural you know?"

"What do you dream about when you do that?" Sharpay asked, "That girl Taylor mentioned last Friday? That girl you're in love with?"

"Yeah…" Troy trailed off, giving her a soft smile, "Yeah, I think about her a lot. She's like… just it, you know? Everything I really want."

"Who is she anyway?" Sharpay asked, "I mean, every girl will go crazy for you if you ask them out. Why don't you ask her out? She'll be a dumb goat if she says no."

"She's not a dumb goat." Troy said, "She's just not like all the other girls. She's herself, y'know? And when I watch her at school, I feel so free, because she does exactly what she wants, and she doesn't care what other people say. And I really admire that about her. And then of course… she's just so damn beautiful. I wouldn't change one thing about her."

"Then why don't you ask her out?"

"She'll say no." Troy said, sounding really confident with his beliefs, "I'm sure she will. She hates me. She thinks I'm just a stupid jock with no future."

"No-one thinks that, Troy." Sharpay said, "Not even I. I think you're very good at basketball, but you're also a very talented singer. And this is coming from me; the girl you usually argue with all the time. I'd actually like to sing with you sometime. But I guess we are, because we're auditioning together, right? Like we told Ryan."

"Yeah, I guess we are…" he softly said.

There was an awkward silence again. Sharpay didn't really know what to say next, so she just got lost in her thoughts. It was actually quite amazing that they hadn't had any real fights since yesterday. They'd gotten along pretty great, except for… well, when Troy kept touching her boobs.

Suddenly Troy burst out laughing again, his, or actually her, high pitched laughter, ringing in her, no his ears. Was that really how she sounded for other people? Was her laugh that annoying? No wonder people covered their ears sometimes.

"What?" she asked, looking at him.

"I can't believe you woke up with a boner!" he said again, laughter filling the room, "God, that was so funny!"

"Just you wait," she said, "Tomorrow I'm gonna have my, oh wait, you're gonna have your period."

"What!?" Troy asked, narrowing his eyes in on her.

"Yup," she just smiled, "So now… I have gym class tomorrow, so you can see just how horrible it is for girls to do any exercise when they have their period. From then on, I wont hear a peep out of you, when Gabby, Tay or I aren't in the mood to play basketball with you."

"Yeah, we'll see." Troy just said. He stood up, and casually went to look at himself in the mirror, "So like, how old were you when you got your period?"

"I'm not gonna tell you that!" Sharpay whined, which came out more as a squeak, since she was whining with Troy's voice.

"Oh, please, Sharpay." Troy said, casually waving her off, "I don't think you and I are gonna have any secrets now. After all, I am gonna take a shower today before I leave this room." He paused, "Wow, I can see myself naked!"

"No-no-no-no!" Sharpay quickly said, bursting up from the bed, "You ain't going to take a shower as long as you're in my body! I'm not gonna give you that satisfaction!"

Troy laughed, "You have no idea how long we're gonna be stuck like this, so unless you want to be known as disgusting Sharpay who never showers, I suggest you let me."

"But how do I know if you touch anything…?" Sharpay whimpered, biting her lip.

"Just shower with me?" Troy said.

"No way!"

"You're looking like me!" Troy argued, "I'm gonna see your body no matter if you go in the shower with me or not. So, what do you say?"

"I guess so…" Sharpay trailed off, "But you better not enjoy this!"

Troy shot her a huge smile, and grabbed her hand. They went into her bathroom, and Sharpay turned on the water, and started roaming through her shelves to find her shampoos and such. When she turned around again, Troy was already half done undressing her body. But he'd stopped to look himself in the mirror.

"You know what would look really good on you?" he asked her, playing with her navel, "A belly button ring."

Sharpay lost her jaw, "Thank you for your suggestions, Troy, but no; it wont. I don't have the guts, so keep that thought to yourself." She paused, "And just so you know… if you tell anybody about seeing me naked, or how I look… I'm gonna kill you."

"I would never do that." Troy said, "I may seem like a complete jerk towards you at times, but I'd never do that to you. That's something personal. Like, if I slept with you, I'd never go bragging about it to my friends either."

"Great." Sharpay said. She slowly played with the boxers she was wearing, not really wanting to take them off. She knew she had to though. "Uhm, I guess we're gonna see each other naked now, huh? That's something I never thought I'd do with you."

"Nah…" Troy said, casually playing with a tot of the long golden locks he was getting used to.

"But we can handle it, right?" Sharpay said, a little unsure, "I mean, we're friends, right?"

"Yeah," Troy said, "We're friends."

Sharpay quickly pulled her boxers down, but she didn't dare to look. She slipped into the shower, a started fumbling awkwardly with the bottles she'd placed on the floor. She looked up and caught his eye, "Are you coming then?"

He nodded, and slowly took off his underwear too. Even though he tried not to, he couldn't help but look. He was a guy after all. He tried not to make it too obvious, but he didn't do a very good job. He casually let his hand run over her chest, and let out a content sigh.

"It's okay, Troy." Sharpay said, pulling him into the shower, "Just look, you're a guy, I know, and… well, I guess it's natural. You can't help it, and… Well, it's not gonna affect me, since it really won't be me. You know, it will be my body, but my brain ain't there."

"Wow, thank you." Troy said, now, very obvious, looking down at her chest, where he once again ran his fingers over, "You have a really great body, Sharpay."

"Ah," Sharpay said, "There's a few things I'd like to change, but y'know, I'm dealing with them."

"But since you're this nice to me, maybe I should do something for you?"

"Actually…" Sharpay trailed off, massaging shampoo into her hair, and then Troy's too. His friends were probably gonna find it weird that his hair was soft and shiny the next day, but she didn't care, "You could pierce my ears for me? Like I said before, I don't have the guts."

"Deal." Troy said, "We can go down there today."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Thanks Troy!" Sharpay squealed, and gave him a huge hug. She paused however, when she stood there, "So this is what it feels like to hug somebody with boobs. It's quite funny, and squeezed together."

"Why do you think I keep insist hugging you even though I'm always mean to you?"

"Haha!" Sharpay said, pulling away from him, but she had a soft smile on her face.

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"Thank you so much, Troy!" Sharpay said, as she studied her ears, which now had holes in them, "It looks really good on me. Though that man kept giving us odd stared because I called you Troy."

"We have to call each other the other's name tomorrow at school." Troy said, "Otherwise we're doomed."

"Great," Sharpay smiled, flipping her hair, "That'll be a good theatre exercise."

"I just think our friends will notice," Troy said, "And you need to stop flipping your hair, I don't want to look gay."

"Oh, sorry." Sharpay replied, "But y'know, maybe they'll notice something different, but we'll just deny it. They wont believe it anyway if we tell them. It's too weird. I mean, I can't even completely believe it myself."

"No." Troy smiled, "You know what? What do you say we go for a smoothie or something? I could really use something sweet."

"Hey, it's my body!" Sharpay argued, "I can't let you get me all fat. I tell you, if you drink a smoothie, you're going running later."

"Fine, if you come with me!"

"Deal."

"Then let's get one, c'mon, ms. Slowly!" Troy laughed, and pulled her with him to a place that was selling smoothies. They both ordered one, and soon they found themselves walking around the mall, like a happy couple. They didn't realize it, until they met Jason and Zeke.

"Oh shoot!" Sharpay mumbled, she took Troy's hand, and tried to drag him away, but Jason and Zeke had seen them.

"Oh, look!" Zeke said, "It's the happy couple! Finally."

"Hi guys!" Jason said, as they stopped to talk, "What are you up to?"

"Just drinking smoothie." Sharpay replied, looking at Zeke with a sweet smile on her face. After all, it was her ex-boyfriend, and she still liked him a lot. Zeke however, found it a bit disturbing that Troy was shooting him such smiles.

"Cut it out!" Troy said, kicking Sharpay in the shin.

"Uh, sorry!" Sharpay quickly said.

"So, I see you finally got your act together and pierced your ears, Sharpay?" Zeke said, looking at Troy with a huge smile on his face.

"I know!" Sharpay butted in, "Doesn't it look great? I was a little insecure about the colour, because Troy believe red would be best, but I insisted on green, and then we had this huge argument, and the man in the shop looked weird at us, when…" she paused, "He kinda looked at us, like you do now…"

"Did you just refer to yourself as Troy!?" Jason asked.

"Oh…" Sharpay realized her mistake, and locked eyes with the real Troy.

"He's just kidding." Troy said, "We have an audition together tomorrow. He's just warming up, y'know?"

"Oh," Zeke said, looking weird at the both of them, "We'll just catch ya' tomorrow, ok?" he turned to Jason, "Let's leave the weird couple alone." He mumbled, and then they both left.

"Hey!" Sharpay yelled after them, "We're not a couple!" she lowered her voice and looked at Troy, who was busy finishing his smoothie, "Why would they think we're a couple?"

"We were holding hands." Troy just replied, throwing his cup in the trash, "It's not a big deal, Sharpay. Just let it go." He bounced off, in a way that reminded Sharpay freakishly much of her walking, while she watched him.

He took that rather well. How come he wasn't offended? Did he know something she didn't? And really, if he did, what was it?

So, it's time to leave review again, folks. Please do. They mean a lot to me. I'll be back with next chapter soon.

Tootles, Stessa x3