Yo wassup my homies! Sorry I haven't been updating, but c'mon guys, I need more reviews! Please? I don't wanna keep writing something you guys don't like!

Also, I have great news! I was nominated for the Poet of the Year contest in Vegas! Watch for me! I'm so excited! Grand prize is $20,000 cash and $10,000 publishing contract thingy!

BUT! The fans are waiting!

Oh yeah, and, I have no idea where I'm going with this, I just write what I daydream. I need ideas, people! Well, on with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own my characters.

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Where were we? Ah, yes. Just then, in the real world…

"Girls, where are you?" Emily's mom called, wandering into the living room. She spotted the TV, and imagine her shock when she saw the girls there. But, she just let it go, and got some popcorn to watch what was happening next.

With Sasuke Fangirls…

"ZOMG! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE! SHE HIT SASUKE! THIS ISN'T IN THE PLOTLINE! EVERYTHING IS RUINED! NOOOO!"

Back at the Exams…

Emily, conveniently, had a backpack on, which she always kept on, just because the story is better that way. She pulled out a lap top, clicked some things, and started typing, right there, randomly, in the middle of the exam room. Everyone just sat there and stared at her for the longest time.

"EMILY!" Tata finally yelled, snapping her out of her trance. "What in God's name are you doing?"

"Well, if you must know, Mrs. Un-religious, I'm putting this on MySpace." Emily said, looking up.

"Why?" Gina asked.

"Cuz it's interesting," Emily said, as if it were perfectly normal to do what she was doing. Everyone anime fell. Well, everyone except our awesome sand nin, Gaara. Who just happened to be Emily's absolute favorite character of all time. And trust me, that was not safe.

"ZOMG! GAARA!" she screamed, hurting even the sound nins' ears. She ran over to him, and gave him a HUGE bear hug, knocking him to the ground. Everyone was like wtf, and Temari and Kankuro were like O.O and then fainted.

"I can't believe it, but," Gaara said. "You scare me." Temari and Kankuro screamed again.

"But you don't scare me!" Emily said, smiling.

"That's a first," Gaara said.

"There's a first time for everything," Emily said. "Like you being scared!"

"Who said I was scared? Not me! Nope! Never!" Gaara said, with shifty eyes.

"You did…?" Emily said.

"CHANGING THE SUBJECT! Can you please get off of me now?" Gaara said. They still hadn't gotten up, leaving them in a rather… interesting position.

"Righto then!" Emily yelled, scrambling up. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just be… over in that general direction!" she motioned towards the door, and ran off.

I stop now.

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Well, that's it! Bye, and R&R!