Sup! We're back, and I'm bored and it's 12:55 a.m. Well, here's the next chappie, anyway. Btw, OOCness may occur. Because I feel like it. And it's fun to make Gaara more mental than he already is. God, I love him.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Gaara would act like Billie Joe Armstrong and wear tight clothes and strip to I'm Too Sexy and Sex Bomb and make out with Sasuke. Enjoy it as it is, because I'm nowhere close to getting the rights.

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Emily walked back to her "posse" with a triumphant grin plastered on her face.

"I got it!" she said happily. Actually, it was more of a crazy happiness.

"Got what?" Hannah asked.

"This!" Emily replied. She held out her hand.

"Is that a…" Tara started.

Emily smiled. "Yup! A strand of Gaara's hair!"

"What are you planning to do with it?" Tara asked suspiciously.

"Oh nothing," Emily said, then turned her head and whispered, "just use it in a love binding spell like on Tamara to bind my fate to his."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Suddenly, in a poof, Ibiki and his peeps appeared. Tara jumped and screamed. She was easily scared. The proctor started to talk, but noticed the strangely dressed girls and walked over to them.

"Are you ninja? Where're your headbands?" he asked.

"We don't have---" Tara started, only to have Emily's hand clamp down on her mouth.

"Them on yet!" Emily finished. She reached into her conveniently placed backpack, and pulled out three headbands. "See? I'm a sand ninja, Tara's a rain ninja, and Gina's a leaf ninja!" she lied, giving them to each of her friends, except Hannah. "Put them on," She whispered. They did.

"Hey, what about me?" Hannah said angrily.

"You're just an academy student!" Emily said, thinking quickly. She only had three headbands. "Go! Get back to the Academy! Bye!" Emily said, and hastily pushed Hannah out the door.

"Ok, ok," Ibiki said. "Now get with your teams already, so we can begin!"

Emily nodded. Then she whispered, "Tara, go with those rain ninja over there" -she pointed to some ninjas- "and Gina, you go with Kiba and his team. Kiba's the one with the dog on his head. Just tell them you're new Genin and aren't on a team yet." She said, thinking of everything. "I'll be with Gaara," she said, saying Gaara's name in a dreamy voice. They all ran to their new forced teammates, and Ibiki started explaining things.

With Kiba's Team:

"Hi! I'm Gina. I'm a new Genin and I'm joining your team and stuff," Gina said.

"I'm Inuzuka Kiba, and this is my dog, Akamaru, and my teammates, Hyuuga Hinata and Aburame Shino," Kiba said. "Welcome to our team, now let's listen to the instructions."

"Okay," Gina said.

With the Rain Nins:

"Hey, I'm a new whatchacallit, and I'll be in your group or whatever," Tara said impassively, walking up to the rain ninjas.

"Wait, what?" the biggest one said. "We don't need a new teammate, especially not a girl!"

"Don't care, not listening, I'm here, deal with it," Tara said, ending the conversation.

With Gaara's Team of Awesome Supercoolness:

Emily walked up to Gaara's team, an unreadable expression upon her face.

"Aaaaah! Freaky Gaara-loving girl is back!" Kankuro said, freaked out.

"Shut your yapper, cat-boy. I'm here whether you like it or not," Emily said. She walked behind Gaara and put her hands around his neck. "And there's nothing you can do about it."

"Aw man," Gaara said.