Ok, so, I'm bored, and writing this, so deal with it.
Review Response Time!
Konoha's Kage: Well, yup, I'm like that, and maybe no one reacted because they either weren't listening or didn't care, I don't know. Oh, and, NO HE'S NOT, HE'S MINE!
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Well, now that that's over, on to the disclaimer!
Gaara: The wonderful, lovely, awesome, great writer XxStarryxxSkyxX does not own Naruto, but does own her awesome characters. There, I said it, now will you take the collar off?
SS: Ummm, nope!
Gaara: But you promised!
SS: But you look so good in it!
Gaara: Whatever…
SS: On to the story!
Episode 5:
Boring This, Boring That!
Just pass me already!
So, when we last left off, Ibiki was about to explain the boring rules. So everyone sat down in their boring seats, trying to figure out the boring answers to the boring written portion of the boring exam, but then boringly figuring out that they had to cheat boringly to pass the boring test.
As bored Emily sat in her seat, far away from not-so-boring Gaara, doing his boring Third Eye Jutsu, boring Gina was being boring, while bored Tara was taking a boring nap of boringness, filled with boring dreams.
Boring Sasuke was looking boring as he was figuring out the boring secret that he had to cheat boringly and he activated the boring Sharingan, copying boring answers from some boring guy's boring test of boringness.
Boring Hinata was looking boredly at boring Naruto struggling boringly to pass the aforementioned boring test. Boring, aforementioned (which is a boring word) Hinata offered to show her boring answers to boring Naruto boredly. He then boringly refused, being boringly noble.
Some boring proctor threw a boring kunai boredly at a boring cheater guy's test, as he boredly explained boringly that he had been boringly caught boredly cheating. Boring him and his boring teammates walked out boredly as the boring cheater boredly explained that he hadn't boringly cheated. But, boringly, he boringly had no say in the boring matter.
Tenten boredly helped boring Lee to cheat, as he adjusted his boring forehead protector.
Boring Neji boredly cheated with his boring Byakugan, and boring Dosu used boring sound waves to cheat boringly by hearing the boring sounds some boring guy was making with his boring pencil, while boring Ino was helping boring Shikamaru and fat, boring Chouji cheat boredly by boringly switching boring minds with boring Sakura boredly.
Boring Kiba was using his boring dog boring Akamaru to boringly give him the boring answers, while boring bug boy Shino boredly had his boring fly to boringly give him the boring answers.
Gaara got some boring sand in some boring guy's eyes making him boringly rub the boring substance out of his eyes while un-boring Gaara boredly copied boring sandy-eyed guy's boring answers.
Bored me, the boring author, no longer feels like boringly describing how the boring people were cheating boringly, as I am bored of this. So, right to the boring point.
Just as boring Naruto was about to boringly make his boring dramatic speech about boring Ibiki's boring tenth question, bored Emily jumped up and said boringly, "Will you just pass us, you boring son of a boring bizatch?"
Needless to boringly say, by the time boring Anko got there, bored Emily had only a few boring broken bones. (She boringly passed, though.)
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Well, that's the end of my chappie, in which I said boring in any context 114 times, unless you count the time I said it here, making it 115. Well, stay tuned for the next chappie of my story, and review!