Hi! So sorry I haven't updated in forever, but I've been busy with… uh… liking Yu-Gi-Oh GX. But, rest assured, I still love Naruto! Anyway, a lot of people have been saying they'd be just like Emily. Well, so would I. I guess that means we all like Gaara, eh? Well, okay. I won't keep you guys waiting any longer, so here's the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I would make myself a character. You wouldn't wanna see that happen. Trust me.

Episode 7:

Song Parodies Ahead

Musical Ninjas in the Tower

Well, outside of the tower, it was a normal day. But inside…

"GAAAAARAAAA!" Emily screamed, chasing Gaara around the tower.

"Stay away from me!" Gaara yelled back.

"Don't run from my love!" Emily yelled, miniature hearts floating and popping above her head.

"It's not your love I'm running from, it's your insanity!" Gaara said, turning a corner.

WHAM! Emily slammed right into the wall Gaara had passed. Tara and Gina sat idly by, Tara laughing out loud when Emily slammed into the wall.

"It's not funny! In fact, it hurts…" Emily said, rubbing her nose.

Meanwhile, Gaara had long since locked himself in his room, about ready to pass out from exhaustion.

"Hey, Anko, did you hear something?" Random ANBU Guy 1 said to Anko, in that room on top of the tower.

"Hear what?" she said back.

"It sounded kinda like… someone screaming 'Gaara' and someone else slamming into a wall…" Random ANBU Guy 2 said.

"Guys, get it together. It's probably just your imaginations," Anko said, although she did sort of hear a door slam…

"I'm sooo bored…" Tara said to Gina, Emily holding a pack of ice to her nose in the background.

"NO!" Gina screamed. "This is NOT going to turn into chapter five!"

"But-" Tara started.

"SILENCE!" Gina said, holding up her hand in Tara's face. "We must think of something to do to strike up a plot for this episode."

"Do what?" Temari asked, walking in with Kankuro for no adequately explained reason.

"Never you mind, never you mind!" Gina replied. "Now, START THINKING!" Gina said to Tara.

So, they both stroked their chins and tapped their heads, like what smart people do. In the background, Emily sat with the ice still on her nose, muttering something about Gaara. Temari and Kankuro sat idly by, watching the strange people of weirdness. All of a sudden, Emily spoke up.

"I KNOW!"

"AAH! HOLY HELL!" Gina, Tara, Temari, and Kankuro screamed, startled Emily stopped thinking of Gaara long enough to think.

"We can make this episode… A musical!" Emily declared proudly.

"A…what?" Kankuro said.

"We'll just randomly sing things, is what she means," Tara said.

"Oh, awesome!" Gina said.

"Sure, sounds all right," Kankuro said.

"I'm fine with that, I guess," Temari said.

And, for some completely random reason, someone was heard singing. Loudly.

"CRAAAWLIIINNNGGG IN MY SKIIIIIN…"

Everyone jumped, and turned towards the voice, only to see… Gaara!

"My preeeciouussss!" Emily said, eyes turning into hearts.

"Uhm… Gaara?" Temari said, thoroughly creeped out. Kankuro had already anime-fainted.

"Woo! Good song," Tara said.

"Er…" was all Gina could think to say.

Well, Gaara had only sung 4 words of the whole song, but he had managed to mentally disturb everyone in the room. Well, except Emily.

"The sun is shinin' every day, clouds never get in the way for you and me…" Emily sang, staring at Gaara.

"Oh boy," Tara said, covering her eyes with her hand.

"I've known you just a day or two, but Gaara, I'm so into you, can hardly breathe…" Emily continued, making up her own words to Martina McBride's song "I Love You."

"You're so weird, and I hate you, Emily," Gaara sang, making a parody of Bowling For Soup's "The B-tch Song."

"Oh, you can't sing, and you make me wanna sleep," He continued.

"Uh… when did this turn into a parody-fest?" asked Temari.

"When they decided the original lyrics didn't describe their situation well enough," Gina answered. Then, she decided to make a parody of her own. "Those poor, demented souls. So strange, so weird…" She made a parody of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from the Little Mermaid.

Tara added her own lyrics to the same song. "Em! He's not all that impressed with conversation. And I'll bet he avoids it when he can. But he'll smile and laugh and nod, just don't like him, act withdrawn. If you hold your tongue you'll get your man!"

"What?" Gaara said.

"Shut up! Don't ruin the music parodies! SING, DARNIT!" Gina said.

Gaara shut up.

"Well, so long as we're singing again…" Emily said. "I got a feelin', my head's a reelin', my heart is screamin', I'm about to bust loose! Bottled up emotion, it's more that a notion, it starts with an 'I,' and ends with a 'U.'"

"Stop right there!" Gaara said to her. "I already know where this is going! Just… Stop…" He said, holding up his finger to quiet her down.

"Hey, I just realized…" Tara said. "I hardly got any lines in this chapter!"

"Well, do something about it!" Gina said.

"Okay, then. If you insist…" Tara said, taking a deep breath. "CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN!"

Everyone anime-fell.

"Hey! I didn't even get to sing Green Day songs yet!" Tara said.

Well, hope you like it! I kinda ran out of ideas, so I figures, hey! A musical sounds cool! And here's where I ended up. I need ideas for the next chapter, the start of the Preliminaries. So, review me with ideas if you have any! Bye!