Before I write the next chapter, I need to post this first.
I have accepted a challenge offered by jj otaku. They have asked for somebody to write one of these "10 sentences" thingies. It took me awhile, but I have it figured out now. I hope.
If you want to post a challenge and/or request, go to the Hellsing forums on this site, go to the "Midian" forum, and find the "Challenges and Requests" thread. Somebody will most likely accept whatever you post.
Lets see how bad I screw this up...
Alucard and Integra
Item one: DESK
Alucard's plan of popping his head up through Integra's desk ended in several expended shell casings.
Item two: BLOOD
"If you ever suggest I want to drink your blood again," Integra growled at Alucard, "I will make sure you don't drink any for a week!"
Item three: FISH
"When I said I wanted a pet, I was talking about a fish!" a young Integra stared dumbfounded at the canine beast known as Alucard.
Item four: JOKE
"IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?!" Integra screamed at Alucard as he cackled maniacly.
Item five: LANGUAGE
"Why couldn't you write something that made sense in English?" Integra rolled her eyes as she read the writting on Alucard's coffin.
Item six: LOONY BIN
"I wonder if the loony bin is as crazy as this place?" Integra slumped her head down on her desk as she listened to Alucard and Seras argue.
Item seven: LAUGHTER
"Never. Do. That. Again." Integra hissed as the echoes of Alucard's laughter died away.
Item eight: EVIL
"I'm not evil," Alucard smirked at Integra, "I am just the physical embodiement of the words dark, cruel, insane, wicked, and style."
Item nine: ENTERTAINMENT
"Alucard needs a new form of entertainment..." Integra groaned as she listened to the soldier's downstairs shriek in terror.
Item ten: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Integra had, for once, said something Alucard did not have a witty response to.
Phew! I'm done! That was a LOT harder than I thought! Seriously! Hah... Well, I hope you liked it jj otaku. I'll see if I can write more for the other pairings you listed in the next chapter.
The next chapter will be an interview. Most likely Walter...