The Ocarina Of Time: Mistress Quest
By: Makio
Disclaimer: Seriously nobody will sue you for this, why put these up?
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Link looked around groggily, All he could remember was that he had pissed off some over-sized Navi.
"Link... All you alright?" Navi said in a sweet almost sorrowful voice
"I'm fine.. But your still getting the bottle" He stated angrily as he sat up, the first thing he noticed was the Long Locke's of blonde that fell over his eyes. It took a moment to register "He.. Hey what happened to my hair!?" he said as he pulled trying to disprove that it had grown substantially in the time he passed out.
That's when it registered as to what occurred not long ago, Links eyes widened as he shakily grabbed his tunic and peeked inside, the result was a window shattering scream. "That goddess damned fairy!" Link ran up to the brush where the hole had been, the brush had re-grown, which was not uncommon in the land of Hyrule. But however As Link hastily cleared the brush he could find no hole. "Where the hell is it?" He said almost crying.
Link sat on the ground exhausted, the brush was all but gone, only a few twigs remained. Navi flown around "Link, come on Link its not the end of the world, but it will be if you don't get up! We have to see Princess Zelda."
Links eyes looked dull, "Why?" He pulled out Emerald that the Great Deku tree had given him, "I'm no hero anymore."
Navi sighed somehow she had to snap Link out of this, she felt bad enough that it was her fault but Link was acting like a... that it.
"Gee Link I guessed that faerie really did turn you into a girl, your even acting like a world class gold plated wuss" Navi said rather smugly
This got Links attention, and unrenowned to Navi, Link shot her a glare that thankfully missed, However hundreds of yards away a postman just exploded. "I am NOT a wuss"
"Whatever you say" Navi stated while sticking her tongue at him she had him, like taking candy from a baby. "We should give a new name for the baby how about Catricia?"
20 minutes later -
Navi pounded on the glass of the horrid faerie prison that was the common bottle, "Link come on let me out, I promise to be good please.. Link?"
Link by now had shoved her into a little sack to further muffle her sounds while he put on a few extra layers of clothing to best avoid her and her new skin.
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Somewhere in the great cosmos the goddesses sat and looked down upon the poor heroine without a faerie.
Din turned around and looked at Nayru and Farore "I.. I never made that faerie I swear."
Nayru, presumably the 'Leader' of the three looked at Din and sighed "Well… Lets look at what has just screwed up." The Goddesses somewhat examined how the misfortune will affect the future.
"Great Triforce! We have to fix this." Nayru said rather astonished at what the hell she just seen. Farore who finally managed to look up from the complication the zoras have created… sodokus as they called them. "Do we have to? Perhaps this is what Mother Fate wanted."
Din nodded in agreement "Besides, I don't want to go back there, I did some crappy craftsmanship on Death Mountain and its all shaky."
Nayru grimed, thousands of years being stuck with these people really took a toll on your patience, "We are going, and that's final"
"but Nayru!"
"No I'm putting my foot down!"
"Ah shit not the foot"
"1"
"Nayru no!" Din said in a panic
"2"
"Nayru please reconsider the foot" Farore stated while actually getting out of her chair
"3"
"Damnit" The two had said in unity
Link looked up into the sky from her constant trudging and bitching to see a, what apperead to be, star exploding.
"What, but its daylight? How the f---" Links sentence got cut off by the high pitch scream that was the 3 glowing balls hurtling into the earth creating a Hole roughly the size of link himself. He ran over and looked inside and spotted three twitching faeries, each glowing there respective color of green red and blue.
"What is it!? Link let me out I wanna see!"
Fianlly agreeing to Navi's wishes Link released the nuisance, who fluttered over to the crater and peered inside "Oh great goddesses!"
"What there just faeries? Lets go I have enough glowing annoyances in my life"
"Those aren't just faeries! Bow your head Link Bow bow bow! Now.. Get on the ground stomach first! No! Get them out of there! Do it now before I bitch slap you!"
Link rolled her eyes "Fine..." she whined as she got down into the crater and picked them up by there wings.
"Hey! Let me go!" Din protested angrily "Do you know who I am!?"
"Well actually no..." Link had her focus on the flaming fury that the other two managed to wriggle out of his hand and watch as Din gets herself into another mess.
"You don't know who I am? What is wrong with you!? I am Din! You know the goddess? the Flaming Beauty"
"At least she got Flaming right" Farore stated with a slight smirk
"That was one time!"
"And you LOVED it"
"Oh your going down Faerie girl"
"Your a Faerie to" Farore said quite blandly "Sheesh Its like talking to a 3 year old."
"ENOUGH!" Nayru shouted silencing the two, she rubbed her head as she looked up at Link.
Link looked down at the three quixotically "If your gods why do you look like faeries?"
Nayru cleared her throat "Well we weren't exactly suppose to come back to this world. But certain events has forced us to intervene, so to not cause mass hysteria we took a more imperceptible form"
"Certain events" Link thought for a sec, she always was kinda slow
"You turned into a Girl, you dumb-ass!" Din finally shouted
Link Looked at her angrily the recently events has caused her to forget than minuet detail until now "Shut up it wasn't my fault!"
"It was by my calculations" Farore interrupted "you should know not to tempt a faerie"
"And since you turning into a girl has defiantly interrupt the entire cosmos we are forced to make sure you get the job done. Looks like were partners" Din said smoothly after finally calming down
Link shook her head "Thanks but no thanks, ever since I became the 'boy with a faerie' nothing but bad stuff has happened, I don't need three more tagging along, hell I don't even want this one, its broken" he pointed to Navi who was busy bowing to the goddesses and apologizing for everything Link said while walking away
Nayru just looked at him "Well that's to bad, I guess we won't tell you how to change back"
Link ran back as fast as her new legs could go "You can change me back!?"
"Well we can't, but the triforce can, it can grant any wish"
Link scooped all three and started running towards what she presumed to be Hyrule "What are we waiting for! Lets save the Goddess Damned world!"
"Hey I take offence to that"
"Oh shut up or you get the bottle, come on Navi"
The goddesses sighed " Its gonna be a long journey"