The Ocarina of Time: Mistress Quest
Makio
Disclaimer: Due to constant surveillance of my house by strange pizza vans I feel it is necessary to say that I do in fact not own Zelda, Link, Navi, or any other subsidiary characters in this so called fanficton. I am not to be held accountable for any claims made in past or future chapters of this story and as such should not be held against my will by and army of ninja's that seek and destroy the very threat that is claiming that you own a game, anime, or any other form of entertainment. I concede to the fact that disclaimers are there as a legal right to protect one from the vicious lawyer sharks that browse through in an attempt to find stories that do not have a disclaimer or worse off do infact claim they own them. So regrettably I announce that I am being sued by the Nintendo Company for the sum of three gumballs and 28 cents for my misuse and incorrect, incoherent rambles of claiming that I own The Legend of Zelda.
"Move your ass"
"Bite me"
"I was sitting here first"
"I don't see your name on it"
"Its right there!"
"Hey!" Link brushed off the flame on his tunic has Din scorched her name into it, "What the hell do you think your doing!"
"She started it!" Din innocently pointed towards Farore
"I did not!"
"Did to!"
"ENOUGH! I don't care who started it I'll finish it!" Link soon found it obvious as to why Nayru had volunteered to go into his spare bottle, Which had not been washed in ages and reeked of fish and rotting milk. Link envied her.
The goddesses mentality seemed to be that of a 5 year old, Link couldn't help but wonder how such immature creatures could form worlds and dictate the fate of the universe.
"I thought I told you to move"
"I thought I told you to make me!"
"Don't make me come back there!"
Navi bopped around Happy as ever "Link we are only about an hour away from Hyrule Castle can you see it in the distance!"
Link looked hard, she was right Link could begin to make out shapes of towers and the hazy image of a draw bridge "Hey we are almost there! About time"
Din releasing the headlock she had on Farore looked ahead "Yeah about time.. we would have gotten there faster if somebody didn't start walking in circles."
"I'm so sorry my goddess, would you prefer to fly on your own there?" Link said in a sarcastic tone
Din saw this as a great opportunity to put Link in her place, "Well I'm sorry princASS I promise I'll be good"
Link swatted at her and kept walking. The recent gender change has caused Link quite a lot of discomfort, both mentally and physically, being raised in a village where children never grow up she was unaware of what the hell was exactly happening to her, but it hurt to run, and the fact the she hasn't taken off her clothes since the change has caused some unwanted chaffing. Din however, has not yet ceased to stop teasing the poor boy turned girl.
----------
Link marveled at the hustle and bustle of the town she was in, it was almost glorious, aside from the multiple glowing pest the plagued her vision every 45 seconds.
"So what do we do now?" Link asked still looking around in excitement
"What do you think idiot? We go see the princess" Din rolled her eyes
"But I wanna look around!"
"Missy, the fate of the universe rest on your hands, and I'll be damned if your going to screw this up for us, now March"
"But"
"MARCH!" din and Farore said in unison
"But.."
"Do you want me to get Nayru, And wake her up from her sleep?"
"I.. I'm going, I'm going" Link said conceiting to the threat at hand
------
Link looked around the courtyard, there were gaurds every which way "How the hell am I suppose to get passed all these gaurds?"
"Isn't it obvious, Duck and Weave through them"
"Joy.."
Link went up and around the gate using the ladder then falling through.. it was amazing how oblivious these gaurds were. After exiting the little outpost stationed in the gate she began to creep through the grass.
"Like a fox, I'm a fox… sneaky as a fox"
Unfortunately Neither Din nor Farore were sneaky as a fox
"Stop looking at me" Din hissed in a low whisper
"I'm not looking at you"
"Yes you were"
"No I wasn't"
"Your doing it again!"
"No I'm not"
"YES YOU ARE!"
Now despite the guards having terrible vision, they could clearly hear that, now Link was faced with the constant running of guards and whistles being blown. In a matter of seconds Link found herself surrounded
"Trespasser state your name."
Link looked around and pointed to herself silently
"Yes you"
"I am…"
Din Feeling slightly responsible for this mess had spoken for Link "Fools! Do you not know who this is? Bow before your princess"
Link passed Din a dangerous glance but suddenly noticed the gaurds lowering there weapons and murmuring
"Could it be her?"
"I don't know, I thought I had a report that she was at the castle not long ago"
"Well you know how she likes to escape"
"but look what this one is wearing"
"The princess is known to be a tomboy"
"Why does she have fairies with her?"
Link intervened, silently squeezing dins mouth shut "I.. uh took up a new hobby, umm Faerie collecting" She quickly pulled out The bottle Nayru was in and showed the guards, causing the Small Goddess to awaken "See?"
The guards looked around but seemingly came to s suspicious decision "Princess… Your father is finishing a peace treaty with the Gerudo king and he has decided that you should be present.
"Wha.. But I should definitely go to my room for my miss deeds yes?" Link was trying to sound as girly as possible
"Well We will let your father decide on that after the ceremony, now come on, we can't have you looking like that" One of the gaurds grabbed her bvy the wrist leading her to the castle
"Hey let me go!"
"Now princess don't make a fuss, this is a big day for your father and you wandered off to hunt faeries speaking of which, Kain"
"Yes sir"
"Take the faeries and put them in jars for the princess's room"
"What no!" Link said, actually worried about what might happen to the four freaks that happen to be his only friends and solution to this problem at the moment
Unfortunately the guards had already swooped them up, Din and Navi were fluttering around furiously while Farore simply sat down.
"Don't worry they will be in your room, you can see them after your dressed"
"Dressed…" Link gulped