Ocarina of Time : Mistress Quest

Makio

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Link looked around, for a tomboys room it sure was girly, the guard that had been 'escorting' her had finally released her "Princess please wait here while I summon the maids"

"Uh ok..." Link said rather distracted by the mammoth sized bed after sleeping in a log her whole life this was paradise

The guard left and Link looked around, sure enough Her Faerie comrades were on the shelf. Din and Farore were bickering in one bottle and Nayru and Navi were sitting down and chatting up a storm in another bottle, and every few minutes all four would stop and giggle at Link.

Link edged towards them to release them from there cage when the door slammed open, and dozens of servants came flooding in, carrying all manner off dresses and among other things which Link hadn't ever seen before. Before it could even register in Links mind four of the maids had surrounded Link and de-clothed the poor girl while the rest laid out an assortment of garments.

Link finally snapped into reality just in time to see herself nude in the standing mirror, Link quickly shut her eyes. "Bad dream Bad dream Bad dream" She kept murmuring to herself, but she could feel things being pulled up and down on her body, one maid was brushing her hair while another fastened something on Links chest, link tempted herself to open her eyes and see what's going on but then she could feel the horrid pain of strings rubbing her back and all of her organs seemed to have suddenly been pushed in.

The Goddesses and Navi watched in slight amusement, trying to guess which garment will go on next. Navi won the last round by guessing corset.

Link was finding it hard to breathe, and move, not that she could. The maids dressing her were moving about so fast that they hardly spoke. Link could feel shoes being crammed onto her feet and a dress shoved over her head. Her hair was fastened and seemed to defy gravity as a hat was placed on it to keep any loose strands from falling into her face.

Then as quickly as it began it was done, the maids wheeled the cart of clothes out of her room while the last one out bowed and the shut the door.

Link was still standing there with her eyes shut and all the while consistently stammering "Bad dream, it just a bad dream" over and over again, Link finally opened her eyes when she heard the rapping of the glass from Navi and Nayru.

Link's first instinct was to run over and free the faeries, while trying to avoid eye contact with the mirror. However, Links first act was to immediately fall down. Link drew courage and looked past the purple and white dress to her shoes, they were something link had never seen before. They made her considerably taller and seemed to have spikes at the end of them. Link thought they must be shoe swords, since she never seen a woman carry a---

"My sword!" For the first time in a long time link spoke "Where is my stuff" Link looked around "Its gone! Where did they take it?" Link kicked off the shoes and ran over to Navi and freed the pest "Where did they take my stuff!"

Navi giggled "You Look pretty"

Link growled and turned to Nayru "Where!?"

Nayru looked up at Link in confusion "the maids took it to be incinerated, didn't you hear them?"

"They what!? Damnit the Emerald the Great Deku tree gave me was in my pockets!"

Nayru looked up at him quickly "Oh shit..."

"We have to go! we have to.."

"Ahem.." Link turned around rather quickly to see a, well what appeared to be, a woman an ugly woman... wearing some type of body suit.

"Who are you?" Link asked in a commanding voice, trying to sound like royalty to her best ability

"Why princess it is but me, Impa? Don't you recognize me, no? Well thats because you aren't Zelda are you?" She said with a smirk

Link backed away a bit "H.. How did you know?"

Impa just smiled holding her ground 'Well I have practically raised Zelda, I can tell. And besides, the princess can walk in heels." she said Dangling Links shoes "So unless you want me to call the gaurds, you best tell me who you are"

"I.. I am Link, I was sent here by the Great Deku Tree to save Hyrule"

"I see.. so you were the person the princess saw in her dreams, strange I could've sworn she said she saw a boy"

"Eh... Complications Arose, ensued, and overcome."

"Clearly..." she said looking at Link in strange amusement "You know a girl normally lifts her dress when she walks"

Link ignored her comment releasing Din and Farore "Look I don't need anymore teasing, I just need to see the princess."

Impa thought for a second, it has been ever so long since she had proper fun "And I'm SURE the princess will be thrilled that your wearing her things."

"Well I would go see her naked, but I would rather have her see me in a dress"

Impa listened to the trumpets in the background "Oh my, looks like Ganondorf has arrived, your due at your fathers side, princess"

Links heart sank "I'm not going until I get the emerald back, and my sword."

Impa sighed "Tell you what, I'll go fetch your stuff, while you pretend to be the princess."

Link looked at her with curiosity "Where is the real princess..."

"She is spying on the events waiting for you"

"What?"

"Your rather dense... just trust me, I'll sort this all out"

"But I don't know anything about being a princess!"

"Just smile and nod, smile and nod."

"Gah wait!" Link ran towards her but Impa had already performed the trademark ninja poof.

As Link coughed about the smoke a guard walked in "Princess the ceremony is taking place" Link did exactly what Impa had said, she smile and nodded

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Impa walked up to the real Zelda, "Princess our hero has arrived?"

She looked at Impa excitedly "Really! Where is he!"

Impa giggled a bit "He is preoccupied at the moment"

Zelda looked at him confused so Impa simply pointed to the window. As Zelda peered through her jaw dropped, and she looked at Impa "What the hell is going on!?" She said in a harsh whisper.

"Let me explain..."

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Uncomfortable couldn't describe how Link was feeling right now, she was sweating bullets she was so nervous in fact. However those bullets soon turned to ice as Gannondorf walked into he room, Link could feel the evil beaming off of him. So could the four faeries who were hiding in Links dress giving her pointers so she wouldn't be discovered

Gannondorf Looked up at Link in an almost pedophile like lust, but simply smilied menacingly. But none the less Link could sense she would be squaring off with him one day.

It wasn't until the end of the ceremony that Ganondorf caught something out of his peripheral vision, It was… Princess Zelda? No that's not possible the princess is right… after a few double takes he was thoroughly confused, however he bypassed the situation at hand believing it was delusion brought upon by excitement that his evil plans of conquest is finally being put into play.

'Princess Zelda' Received quite the scolding from her 'father' And it wasn't just for running off to catch faeries, Link got a list about a mile long. It seemed the yelling would never stop. Having been raised in a forest of children Link was not accustom to being 'taught a lesson' and was promptly sent to 'her' room.

Link sat on the bed, finally able to breathe after the faeries loosened the strings on the corset, Link made a mental note to kill Din the first chance she got.

"Ahem"

Link spun around rather quickly thinking it was Impa with her things, however it turned out to be a little less of a joy "Princess Zelda I presume?" Link said with rather smugness

She laughed a bit "Oh I don't know, you do look just like me"

It was true Link finally swallowed her pride and looked in the mirror, the two looked identical. One would think they are the only two blonde people in Hyrule.

"Stow it princess, I just got punished for about everything you did wrong in the past 5 years"

"Actually that was about a weeks worth of stuff" She said smirking "Besides You get a reward for getting me off the hook" as she handed Link the Emerald and Sword

"You have to save Hyrule, and you can't do that without proper equipment"

"Wait wheres the rest of my stuff" Link asked quixotically

"Oh funny thing… Impa couldn't locate everything, You need a new shield and outfit I assume"

Link rolled her eyes "No I'm going to go save Hyrule dressed like you." The statement was in the most sarcastic of tones

"Well... I might have something..." Zelda shuffled through her closet and pulled out a ragged old dress "Its jsut like your tunic!"

"No its not! Tunics are for boys Thats a dress"

"Just take it"

Link mumbled a few things and took it

"Besides, it has magical properties of mysterious nature that will aid you in your adventure"

"So its going to help me?"

"What did I just say?' Zelda rolled her eyes "Look the guards will be here soon to check up on me! change out of my clothes and get out of here or we will both be in some deep shit"

Link, a little taken back by how rude a princess could be did as she said. Luckily Navi and the others did most of the work, and the corset and dress practically fell off as Link changed into her 'tunic' it looked just like her old tunic, maybe slightly more forest green, but Link knew it was a dress.

After getting fastned into some more comfortable shoes Link began to look slightly cheerful again as Zelda handed Link her sword and the emerald. "Your next stop should be Kakariko Village, from there go up death mountain and meet the Gorons the next sacred treasure is up there."

Link nodded and hopped out the Princesses window as she sat on her bed "So... Looks like we just royally screwed up didn't we Impa?" She always knew when Impa was watching in the shadows

"Yeah I think we did..."

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Note : I can't tell if this was a good or bad chapter :/ But whatever. Not Like I'm writing it to amuse you guys.