Disclaimer: Square-Enix owns Final Fantasy VII… If I did, Sephiroth would not be such a complete dumbass…
Notes: In case it's not clear, it's written in Seph's first-person… Also, he would never refer to himself as 'Seph.'
PROJECT MAIDEN
Phase One: Trust
Step Two: Room and Board
'Alright, Verrine, you can live in one of the extra rooms upstairs,' she said… Could have mentioned that it was an office… And that Chocobo-head is incapable of sleeping quietly.
I can hear him tossing and turning in his bed. Ugh… How can they expect me to sleep with him making such racket?
He came crawling into the Seventh Heaven a little over an hour ago… He could not go to a hotel at 2 am?
Creak.
Must… resist… urge… to ignite… bed…
CREAK.
He dies for this… Wait, I was planning to kill him anyway…
"Daredevil…"
WILL YOU BE QUIET!
The door opened easily with slight pressure. Chocobo-head had managed to throw his blankets onto the floor… Wasn't that boy—Denzel?—suppose to sleep in here? I suppose that really isn't important…
Sweat covered his face. I suppose that I am partially responsible for that… I smile at the knowledge that I am still his worst nightmare.
Sheets obscure most of the view, so I'm at least protected from that horror… I place a hand upon his clammy forehead, and whisper a sleep spell. He instantly calms into a deep sleep.
I suppose I should put those blankets back on the bed… I pick up the quilted mass and throw it onto the bed's occupant. I turn back to the door, feeling more tired by the second.
PAIN!
I turn back to Chocobo-head to see him clinging to my precious, silver hair. He nuzzles against it making what sounds like… purring?
Oh, dear, God… This is my own personal version of hell…
If I pull, he'll rip my wonderful hair… I'm trapped…
… I think the universe hates me…
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Omni-Master and Sadari Jenova receive "Sephykin" keychains….
… I give out the weirdest things…