Disclaimer: Square-Enix owns Final Fantasy VII… If I did, Sephiroth would not be such a complete dumbass…
Notes: Okay, 'cause I'm just too lazy to pick a costar character, I'm taking suggestions… The only stipulation is that it can't be RSL… Other than that, pick whoever you'd like to 'torture' and/or sympathize with Sephy-kins.
PROJECT MAIDEN
Phase One: Trust
Step Four: Lie
"He can't be here… I killed him three times… Are you listening?" Chocobo-head's been like this for nearly an hour.
Granted that a lot of his craziness is my fault, I did not think he was this crazy… My body feels numb from the lack of movement. Whenever I move, he begins calling out for Zack or Aerith.
Where's that—what's her name again?—Tifa anyway? Is she oblivious to him being this unbalanced?
"Dihydrogen monoxide…" Whatever you say, Mother.
It smells like death in here… Oh, wait that's me. I really need to take a shower. But, I must get out of here first… "… Cloud?"
He pauses his babbling and looks at me. His eyes are wide and child-like… He's a broken toy…. My broken toy… "Yes… Sephir—"
"—As I've been trying to tell you, I'm Verrine. Not that…" I cannot believe I am saying this, "psychopathic megalomaniac." I mean honestly; it's obvious that I am a God and that humans should be 'remedied.'
"Not… Sephiroth?"
His eyes turn to a corner of the room. How can he be fascinated by a spot?
He shakes his head, and pushes himself up… Why had I not noticed that he was only wearing boxers…
… With little yellow chocobos on them…
Wait, those are my boxers! How did he get them?
"Standard issue gag gift for Shinra members…"
… Zack…?
Great. Chocobo-head's insanity is contagious.
Review if you'd like.
Once again, I'm taking suggestions for a secondary character… But, it can't be RSL. Other than that, pick whoever you'd like to 'torture' and/or sympathize with Sephy-kins.
Sadari Jenova, Skavnema, Kyae Sohma, LittleBrick, and Omni-Master receive "Cloud-chan" keychains for reviewing.