Phantom64: Okay! Time for another Disney world we haven't been to in a while.
Chapter 13: the Legend of Tarzan
the Highwind made it's way through space with Donald at the wheel. Goofy was asleep in one of the chairs and Ryo was checking the gummi map with Stitch watching with interest. The left Sora and Kairi alone below deck. They sat together on the couch looking out the window at the stars. Kairi could see in Sora's eyes that something was troubling him. "What's wrong now Sora?" she asked turning to face him. He seemed to be in deep thought. "Hello?" She asked annoyed. Sora still seemed vacant. 'This ought to get his attention.' she thought smiling evilly. "Hey Sora! Let's go have sex!" Sora immediately snapped to attention and jumped off the couch.
"What? Where!" Sora said blushing and looking left and right.
"Figures!" Kairi said rolling her eyes. She playfully whacked the back of his head. "Okay Sora, if I have to say the words lets have sex to get your attention, then something is bothering you. No use hiding it. Tell me now."
Sora sat down again and faced Kairi eye to eye. "It's just during our fight with Naraku, that split second he was choking you, I was afraid I was going to lose you."
"Is that all? Sora, I was stuck on Destiny Islands for a whole year worrying about you and Riku. Wondering how you were, Where you were, and if you still alive. So don't talk to me about worrying mister!" She said putting her hands on her hips.
Sora blushed with embarrassment. "Well, that doesn't mean I can't worry about you." He said looking into her eyes "That was corny wasn't it?" he asked sheepishly.
"A little." the redhead giggled.
"Man, I haven't changed one bit have I ?" he asked.
"No you haven't." she said leaning closer to him. "And I'm glad." She then pushed him down onto the couch and the two teens began to make out, Sora's hands slowly going up and down her back. But little did they know, they were being watched. The figure gave out a small giggle as he held the camcorder to where he could catch every bit of the PG-13 action. He continued to record it until...
"Stitch? What are you doing?" Stitch gave out a yelp of surprise and jump out of his hiding place. Sora and Kairi shot straight up blushing madly. Sora looked at Stitch and Ryo with anger.
"Geeze! Can't we get some privacy around here?" Sora turned his gaze at Ryo. "What are you doing here?"
"I came to see what Stitch was doing." Ryo said quickly.
"So what are you doing then Stitch?" Sora asked the blue alien holding a camcorder that was as big as his head.
"Me making home video for in-between worlds." he explained. "When we get famous, we give this to the show Behind the Heros and get lots of munny!" He said grinning.
"Say, where'd you get that camcorder anyway?" Ryo asked.
"Um...I. ... borrowed it?" he said meekly.
Radiant Garden
Cid continued to scour his junk yard of an office with a scowl on his face. "Oi! Where's my freaking camcorder!"
Highwind
"Well, The other reason I came down here is to tell you that we're at a new world. Donald said it was called Deep Jungle." Ryo explained.
Sora began to grin and jumped with Joy. " Awesome! I haven't been there since my first adventure!"
"Deep Jungle? Isn't that the world that ape man you told me about lives on? Tarzan?" Kairi asked.
"Yep. I wonder what he and Jane have been up to while I was gone." Sora stated.
"Lets find out then." Donald said over the intercom. "Everybody get ready to land." and with that the Highwind began it's decent into the jungle ridden world. Unbeknownst to them Gantu's ship was right behind them.( A/N: I don't know how to describe his ship so it's pretty much the purple and yellow ship he's used in the movies and tv show. ) Gantu piloted the ship with a smile on his face. Pete was in the co-pilot seat.
"Heh, heh, now's our chance. If we can at least nab Kairi we'll get on Maleficent's good side. " Gantu explained. "And if we take out her boyfriend along with the knight and wizard., we'll be set for life!"
"Easier said than done buddy!" Pete stated. "They wiped the floor with us last time! What chance do we have now?"
"Because they don't have Riku or that freak in the blue jumpsuit to help them this time." the shark like alien explained. "And then we'll will be known forever as the mighty Gantu and Pete! The ones who defeated the keyblade bearer and-"
"Hey blubber butt!" someone rudely yelled behind Gantu's chair. "We're out of mustard!"
"625! How many times have I told you not to call me that?" Gantu yelled turning his seat around to glare at the pudgy creature. 625 looked almost like Stitch except for a few differences. He was about the same height as Stitch, but his fur was yellow, his stomach was much wider, and his ears were droopy like Goofy's.
"Lets see... a lot. But that's beside the point." 625 said walking up to the two. "Didn't you two hear me? We're out of mustard! We have a major catastrophe on our hands! How can I make a decent sandwich without mustard?" 625 asked with shock.
"Aw it's not the end of the world ya pudgy loudmouth." Pete said laughing at 625's predicament.
"Easy for you to say fattius maximus! You could go about a year without food with that gut." 625 sneered at the obese cat. "You got enough fat there to feed an Eskimo family months."
"Why you little..." Pete growled, about to pounce on 625. Gantu grabbed his arm and told him to sit down.
"He's not worth it." Gantu grumbled.
"And on another note captain blubber, you should drop those black dudes with the yellow eyes off on the next world. They just stand there looking at me like they want to eat me!" 625 said worried.
"Those are the Heartless. They're our minions, they're not going anywhere, and if you don't show some respect to me I'll let them turn you into one!" Gantu said smiling evilly.
"W-Well I'm not afraid of them!" 625 stuttered. "I-I'm gonna go back to the gally, with your spare pistol in my hands, and m-make mustard-less sandwiches." and with that 625 waled out of the bridge turning the safety off of the blaster.
"Why do you put up with that little punk?" Pete demanded.
"He makes great sandwiches." Gantu explained as he landed his ship in another part of the jungle.
Sora could see a trading post by a river. They saw men walking about carrying and unloading crates. The group went into the store to find assorted items such as clothing, explosives, guns, food, liquor, knives, and such. There near the cash register was a man with a small mustache and exploring clothing. "Ah welcome!" he greeted in a french accent. "I am Renard Dumont, owner of Dumont's Trading Post." He looked at the group suspiciously. "Now what are you three young ones doing out here alone and with such...unusual comrades." He asked glancing at Donald and Goofy.
"Oh, we're here to find Tarzan." Sora explained.
"You know the ape man?" Dumont asked.
"Yeah, I met him a few years ago." Sora explained.
"Well you can find him in his tree house with the lovely Jane." Dumont said. "Hugo! Hooft! Please show these people the way to Tarzan's home." Hugo was skinny with black hair while Hooft was chubby with red hair."
"Sure thing boss! A friend of Tarzan is a friend of ours!" Hugo said grinning. They followed the two into the jungle.
"So how do you two know Tarzan?" Goofy asked.
"You see we were forcefully drafted into the French Foreign Legion." Hooft explained . "Not the friendliest group in Africa I'll tell you that much.
"So me and Hooft deserted the frenchies and found our way here." Hugo continued. "But our commanding officer followed us and tried to bring us back and punish us. Thankfully Tarzan helped us out and we got a job with Mr. Dumont."
"Wow you guys have been through a lot." Ryo said after hearing their story.
"You got that right kid. We can handle anything this jungle throws at us." Hugo said proudly. Suddenly a large grey gorilla with one eye bigger than the other jumped in front of them and roared angrily and beat it's fists against it's chest. "...Except that!" Hugo and Hooft screamed as the beast charged at them. Sora jumped in front of the ape and blocked it's massive fists. For an ape this one was powerful! Donald tried to scare it away with his magic, but the grey ape continued to attack wildly. Goofy charged with his shield only to be pushed back by the ape.
"Man! This thing's strong!" Ryo yelled dodging it's swings. Suddenly there was a loud yell. One that Sora hadn't heard in three years.
"Tarzan!" Sora yelled. Yes there in the trees stood the proud king of the Jungle, looking the same as he last saw him. With his spear in hand he jumped out of the trees and knocked the ape down with his feet. The ape got up and stared at Tarzan with fury in his eyes. Tarzan and the ape continued to fight until they were at a cliff. The ape slammed it's fists down attempting to squash Tarzan. But he rolled out of the way pushed him off the cliff. The ape gave out a final roar as it plummeted into the ocean. Tarzan got up and stared down glad to be rid of the ape.
"Tarzan!" Sora greeted waving. Tarzan ran up and gave his young friend a bear hug. He released him and greeted them.
"It is good to see you again Sora. You too Donald and Goofy." He greeted.
"Hey Tarzan! You can speak English now!" Sora said excitedly.
"Yes, well I've had plenty of time to learn it." Tarzan looked at Kairi with interest. "So is this Kairi?" the ape man asked.
"Yes I found her." He said.
"Hi, it's nice to meet you." Kairi greeted.
Tarzan then turned to Ryo. "So you must be Riku!" he said greeting him.
"Uh, sorry jungle man. I'm not Riku. My name's Ryo." the young knight explained. Stitch told him his name and shook his hand.
"Yeah, I found Riku too. He's just not with us." Sora said.
"Well, Im happy you found them Sora." Tarzan said. "Hugo, Hooft. Are you two okay?"
"We've been through worse." Hugo said. "Come to think of it that big gorilla reminded me of our old Legion officer." he joked.
"Well now that you found Tarzan we'd better get back to the trading post. Nice seeing ya Tarzan." Hooft yelled as he and Hugo walked back to Dumont's Trading Post.
"So what was that ape's problem anyway?" Goofy asked.
"His name was Tublat." Tarzan said gravely. He is an evil and brutal ape who continued to fight me for the title of leader of the apes."
"What happened to Kerchak?" Donald asked.
"He...died two years ago." Tarzan hung his head low.
"Im sorry Tarzan." Sora said to comfort his jungle friend.
"It's okay. Come! Lets go meet Jane. She can make us some tea." Tarzan showed them a path that went to the tree-house. The last time they had been at the tree house it was barren, and had no sign of life. But now it was fixed, bright, had wallpaper, and furniture. There stood Jane with a tray with a pitcher of tea and several cups filled with tea.
"Oh, Sora, Donald, and Goofy! It's good to see you three! And who are you all." Kairi, Ryo, and Stitch introduced themselves. They all sat and drank tea as they talked.
"So what have you all been up to?" Goofy asked.
"Well me and Jane married two years ago." Tarzan said taking Jane's hand. "I've had to deal with all kinds of things after Clayton was killed. You already met Tublat. I've also faced poachers, wild animals, diamond thieves, the French Foreign Legion, and possibly t he most dangerous of my enemies, Queen La."
"Who's Queen La?" Kairi asked.
"She is a royal pain who rules over the lost city of Opar." Jane explained.
" La want's me to be her husband. She is a powerful sorcerer who commands an army of leopardmen." Tarzan stated.
"She sounds like trouble." Ryo said.
I wouldn't worry. She hasn't been seen for months" replied Jane. "Say, I wonder what's keeping my father. He should've been here by now."
"Your father?" Sora asked.
"Yes, Daddy moved into the old campsite whenever we moved into the tree-house. " Jane explained.
"I should go check on him. You want to come with me Sora?" Tarzan asked.
"Sure, anyone else want to come?" Kairi agreed but everyone else said they'd stay and protect Jane.
I bet they wanted to taste some of Jane's cookies." Kairi giggled as they approached giant tree limbs that had moss on them.
"It's been awhile since you tree surfed. Think you can manage?" Tarzan joked.
"You just watch jungle man!" Sora said completely.
"Um Im having second thoughts about this." Kairi said shaking.
"Oh come on Kairi! It'll be fun!" Sora yelled.
"No. Nu uh! Not a chance!" She said crossing her arms and turning her back to the two. Sora and Tarzan looked at each other with mischief in their eyes. Sora ran up and scooped Kairi into his arms and ran onto the tree vines with Tarzan and her yelling "You are so dead when this is over Sora!" She screamed and hid her head in Sora's chest as they surfed their way to the camp site.
"Just like old times huh?" Sora yelled as they continued to surf.
"Yeah, I-" Tarzan stopped as he began to hear screams of help coming from the campsite. "We have to hurry!" They jumped off the vines and landed in the campsite to find and old man with bushy moustache, a straw hat, and explorer's clothing holding onto the young ape Terk. They were on the top of the tent with Heartless powerwilds surrounding the tent.
"Oh! Tarzan! Help!" the old man cried.
Sora and Kairi brought out their keyblades and Tarzan charged with his spear. The powerwilds were powerful but they didn't have good balance. Sora killed two with one slice. Kairi dodged one's slide attack and sliced it horizontally. Tarzan stabbed the last ones as the old man and Terk came down.
"That's my Son-in-law!" the old man thanked Tarzan and turned his gaze to the two teens. "Why hello there! Professor Archimedes Q. Porter at your service!" He greeted. Terk also greeted Sora.
"Where's Tantor Professor?" Tarzan asked. As if on cue, an elephant ran near the camp being chased by powerwilds. Sora and Tarzan destroyed the Heartless. The elephant named Tantor seemed thankful to the group. "Well, Why don't we go to see Jane about that tea?"
"A capitol idea my boy!" the Professor said. Tantor offered Sora and co. a ride back to the house. They heard a scream come from the tree house. Sora, Kairi, Tarzan, and Archimedes ran in to find Ryo, Donald, Goofy, and Stitch knocked out. Jane was being held by the shark captain Gantu. Next to him was Pete and creature and Leopardmen. And in the center was a woman.
"Queen La!" Tarzan yelled angrily. The Queen was an attractive woman with tan skin and white hair. She wore a black piece of cloth that only covered her breasts, a black skirt with red trims that went to her knees and was cut on both sides all the way to the top of it, showing her legs, and had bracelets on her arms and legs. In her right hand was a gold staff that curved at the top to show a leopard head with a round red crystal in it's gaping jaw.
"Hello to you too Tarzan." She greeted.
"What are you two up to?" Sora asked the two villains.
"We've made a deal with Queen La here. We help her get Tarzan under her control and she helps us capture dear Kairi." Gantu explained. Stitch began to get up groggily and Gantu finally noticed him. "Y-You:"
"Gantu!" Stitch yelled jumping up.
"You know each other?" Sora asked.
"Know him? It was his fault that I lost my job as captain of the Galactic Fleet!" Gantu yelled pulling out his blaster with his free hand.
"No! Leave him! We must leave." the Queen ordered. She turned to Tarzan and blew him a kiss. "You know what must be done Tarzan. Come to Opar and become my husband and I'll let her go." and with that La, Gantu, Pete, the Leopardmen, and Jane disappeared in a puff of red smoke.
"Come on! We have to get to Opar!" Tarzan yelled as the others woke up.
"Sorry man. They came out of nowhere and that chick was tough!" Ryo said.
"It's okay, We just need to get to this lost city." Sora said. With that the group along with the professor, Terk, and Tantor, made there way to the lost city of Opar. They had climbed a steep cliff to reach the lost city. Sora and Kairi looked in awe at the gigantic city of stone. A waterfall could be seen in the distance.
"It's beautiful." Kairi stated.
"On the outside of course." the Professor stated. "But inside is the most dangerous person in all of Africa." Terk pointed at the entrance. It was being guarded by Leopardmen and powerwild Heartless.
"We need to find another way in." Tarzan said. "We need... a distraction." He looked at Terk and Tantor. Terk happily saluted his friend and jumped on top of the cowardly elephant and screeched something that sounded like 'Charge!" Tantor charged at the Heartless and Leopardmen. The Leopardmen jumped out of the way but the Powerwilds were crushed. Soon Leopardmen, Powerwilds, and Bouncywilds were chasing the elephant. "Come on!" Tarzan ordered. Sora saw that Kairi had the device that Phantom64 had given her in her hand.
"Do you think we should call him?" Kairi asked.
"I don't know. Queen La's magic seems to be at Maleficent's level." Sora stated. "We'd better try it. " With that said Kairi did as her jumpsuit wearing ally had told her. She twisted it and then pulled it. Soon the star on top of it was beeping and glowing.
"I hope he makes it in time." Kairi said.
Elsewhere in space...
Phantom64's gummi ship, the Blue Falcon, which, pretty much looked like a blue falcon, sped across the dark reaches of space.
"Um boss? Are we lost?" Kronk asked the teenage boy who was at the controls.
"We're not lost Kronk! We just...don't know where we are!" Phantom64 said proudly.
"I believe that is the definition of lost sir." Jenkins said occupying the other seat.
Phantom64 turned around and stared at his butler. "Thank you for pointing that out Jenkins." he said sarcastically. Suddenly he could hear a beep come from the control panel. "Holy Rhino pies! Kairi has activated the emergency tracker I gave her!" He quickly returned to the controls and flipped a switch which showed on the gummi map where Kairi was. "Deep Jungle eh? Hero time Kronk! Activating the warp gummi!" He said raising his hand to slam the warp button.
"W-wait! Sir! We haven't tested that new warp gummi yet!" Jenkins screamed.
"Banzai!" Phantom64 slammed his fist onto the warp button and off they went. The Blue Falcon barrel-rolled all the way through the warp tunnel, Jenkins and Kronk screaming like little girls and holding onto their seats for dear life. But Phantom64, who had his seatbelt on beforehand, had his arms in the air and screaming "Wahoo!"
Deep Jungle
Aros, Darima, and Shadow Sora looked at the dead body of the ape Tublat which had washed up on shore. Darima strutted around Tublat in a semicircle. "Hey! When do we attack Sora and his friends?" Shadow Sora asked. "I got a bone to pick with them!"
"We wait till the time is right." Aros explained. "Until then, we send a pawn to cause some trouble." He eyed the dead ape with interest. "Say, Darima. Uh, how about you use your ... resurrection powers and turn this ape into a Heatless?" He asked a bit nervously. Darima glared at him an blew raspberries at him.
"Please! You just want me to do it because I have to bend over to do it!" She said putting her hands on her hips."
"No I don't!" He said blushing a bit. "We just need pawns! That's all!" he said defensively.
Darima simply rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say...perv." She moved over to the ape.
"Hey! Im not a perv! Im a Heartless!" He yelled.
"Yeah, a Heartless Perv." Shadow Sora snickered.
"You stay out of this shadow boy!" He said pointing at the Sora copy.
"Okay! Rise and Shine Tublat!" She giggled as her hands began to glow a dark shade. She bent over and concentrated until the dark energy in her hands was completely black. All the while Aros and Shadow Sora stared at her butt the whole time. "I can see you two in the river's reflection you know!" She said annoyed. Aros and Shadow Sora looked away innocently and were whistling. "Perverts." She muttered as she raised the dark energy into the air and she threw it on Tublats's body. Suddenly the massive ape rose, yet he seem different. He had a dark auroraaround his body and his eyes glowed a bright yellow.
"Go to the city of Opar. Cause as much destruction as you can." Aros ordered. Tublat nodded and lumbered off toward the lost city.
"Now what?" Shadow Sora asked.
"We watch from the shadows and see what happens." he said laughing. "A Saturday matinee of chaos!"
"My kind of movie!" Shadow Sora said laughing as well.
"You two are so bad." Darima said seductively. Then she whacked them both on the back of their heads. "But you're both still perverts." She grumbled.
"Hey!" They both yelled as they teleported into the shadows with their lustful friend.
End of chapter...
Phantom64: Attention! Before I do Villains of Tomorrow, I have an important announcement! This will be the last chapter you all get from me for about a week. I'm heading foe a week-long summer camp and it's about a 1-2 day drive there. So I wont have another chapter ready. I'll see if I can squeeze another in before Saturday, which is the day I leave. If I can't I'll finish the chapter when I get home. Now thenIt's time for...
Villains of Tomorrow!
Okay! The final Tally for the Evil Queen is:
Yes: 3
No: 4
Sorry Queenie, but I guess being the first just isn't enough.
Now then villain number 2! You met her in this chapter. It's none other than Queen La!
Villain 2: Queen La.
Personality: lustful, demented, and will kill get what she wants.
This villain was from the tv series, The Legend of Tarzan. She was by far the most popular and most dangerous villain on the show. She'll stop at nothing to get Tarzan as her husband and rebuild the Opar Empire.
Pros: her magic power rivals Maleficent's, has and army of Leopardmen, and is totally HOT!"
cons: Without her staff she's powerless.
What do you think? Vote now! I'll see if I can get one more chapter up and running.