Phantom64: Oh praise the Lord Im back! The camp I went to is okay, But Im glad to be back on Fanfiction. While I was gone I decided to have a special series every 15 chapters called the Fortress of Insanity. It will show what Alsitar, Jangpo, Gantu, Pete, and the other villains everyday life at the Fortress of Sorrow. Prepare for laughter.
Fortress of Insanity: part 1
Gantu's ship landed in the docking bay of the Fortress of Sorrow. The door of the ship opened to reveal a depressed Gantu and Pete, and the lazy 625. "This is just terrific!" growled Gantu. "How come every time we get this close to taking Kairi and snuffing out that welp Sora, that weirdo Phantom64 jumps in and ruins everything!"
"Just think what Miss black and green's gonna do to you two when she finds out you two screwed up again." 625 added Gantu glared at him as they made it to a fork in the hallway. Well Im checking the storage for mustard so I can make sandwiches. Have fun talking to Maleficent." the pudgy experiment laughed as he went down the left hallway. Gantu growled as he and Pete went down the right hallway.
"Oh man what do you think she's gonna do to us?" Pete asked nervously.
"Relax Pete." Gantu said to his obese partner. "All we have to do is say that we were outnumbered by a thousand SS troopers and that Phantom64 guy and she'll go easy on us."
"Do you honestly think Maleficent would fall for such a ridiculous lie?" Pete asked.
"Apparently he does." answered a voice behind Pete to jump. They spun around and to find Maleficent and the Horned King behind them. "You dare to try and lie to me Gantu?" She growled. Gantu could only gulp. "I am all seeing you fool! I know of this retched Phantom64 and I intend to crush him like I will crush Sora!" She turned to the Horned King. "I want you to find as much information as you can on this jumpsuit wearing freak."
"At once my Queen." the Horned King bowed and walked off to the library. She returned her icy gaze to Gantu and Pete.
"I don't have time for lies and games! We've already lost Naraku and we only have Cinderella and Alice!" She yelled. "We're running out of time! We need all seven Princesses of Heart to unlock Kingdom Hearts! Rest up and get back out their you fools!" And with that she disappeared in a burst of black and green flames.
Pete groaned as he walked around the fortress with Gantu. "Man I use to be something here around here! Then that brat Alistar came and I got demoted."
"Just think what your son thinks." Gantu stated. Pete snapped to attention.
"Oh that reminds me! I need to go check on him and Jafar." With that the two henchman made their way down the stairs to Jafar's room.
KH-KH-KH
Namine was in her room which was completely white. She sat their drawing pictures of different things: Sora, Kairi, worlds, Maleficent, and many of her and Roxas. She sadly drew a picture of Roxas and her holding hands smiling. She felt trapped again. It was Castle Oblivion all over again. She was being forced to do terrible things by horrible people. But she must do what Alsitar orders. She had no choice. She want to be free, she wanted to have a normal life...she wanted Roxas most of all. "Hello there!" said a cheery voice. Namine looked up to see who she thought was Pete. This young cat teenager in front of her looked like Pete, but he was smaller, less fat but still chubby, and had a cheerful disposition on his face. He was in a outfit just like Pete's but where Pete's was red, his was blue.
"Oh, h-hi." she greeted meekly.
"Mind if I come in?" the pudgy cat asked.
"S-sure." She answered. The boy pulled up a chair and at next to Namine by her table.
"My name's PJ." he said cheerfully.
"Namine." she said.
"Whatcha drawing?" PJ asked.
Namine was hesitant for a moment. How can someone so cheerful be in this twisted castle. "Me and a good friend." she finally answered.
"Say, why are you here all by yourself?" PJ asked as he looked at all of her drawings.
"I have to stay here until Alistar has a mission for me." She said sadly.
"Alsitar? Boy that guy is creepy with a capitol C. Why just the other day..."
Flashback
So what are your hobbies Alistar?" PJ asked the raven haired boy. "I collect baseball cards. How about you?"
"I collect innocent bystanders and put them through painful and inhumane Heartless experiments and use the leftover body parts to make horrifying creatures for me to practice my swordsmanship on." Alsitar replied grinning.
"Okay..." Pete gulped and began to back away slowly. "I'm going back to my room."
"You should drop by sometime PJ... Im always looking for spare parts!" Alsitar began to laugh evilly as PJ ran out of the room screaming.
End of Flashback
"Yeah, he really knows how to have a good time doesn't he?" Namine asked sarcastically.
"You think what he does is fun!" PJ asked dumbly. "You must be as crazy as he is!" Namine giggled for a moment for the first time in a wile.
"No silly, I was being sarcastic." She explained giggling.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I get it now!" He said grinning. Namine giggled even more.
"Thanks PJ. I havent felt that way in a while." She said smiling at the pudgy teen.
"Well it's no wonder since you stay in this room all day!" PJ exclaimed. "Come on Namine! I'll show you around the fortress!" Before Namine could react, PJ grabbed her by the hand and pulled her out the door. "You'll love the tour! Why I'll show you every stone, statue, and person in this place!"
"PJ!" Pete bellowed. PJ came to a stop and looked at where the voice came from.
"Oh hey! Now you can meet my dad!" PJ said cheerfully.
"Pete's your dad!" asked a shocked Namine. The thought of that man repopulating was not a pretty thought for Namine.
"Yup! My Dad is class A villain." PJ said proudly. Pj pulled Namine toward the sound of the voice. Their at the end of the hallway was Pete, Gantu, and Jafar. "Junior evil cadet reporting for duty!" PJ said cheerfully saluting.
"There you are! PJ Jafar tells me that-" Pete stopped when he noticed Namine. "What the! What are you doing out!" Pete demanded pointing at her. Namine hid behind PJ while PJ stood there like nothing was happening.
"This is my new friend Namine." Pete explained.
"Don't you know what Alistar could do to us if he found out you let her out?" Pete asked worried.
"No." PJ said bluntly.
"Ahem! If you all wouldn't mind I would like to get on with his grading." Jafar said getting their attention. "Now then...YOUR SON MUST BE THE WORST VILLAIN I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Jafar yelled angrily.
"That's great!" Pete exclaimed. "I knew he could make it with the right guidance!" He patted his sone on the back.
"No, when I mean worst villain I have ever met, I mean he is incapable of evil!" Jafar growled. "When I told him to burn a forest down he frolicked in the woods with all the little creatures! When I said steal a old woman's purse, he helped her across the street instead! When I said build a freaking atom bomb, He built a doll house and gave it to an orphanage for girls! I cannot get through to the boy!" And with that Jafar left. "I have better things to do than train a lost cause."
The last words haunted Pete. 'A lost cause? No not my son' he thought.
"Well Im gonna show my new friend around the castle." PJ said taking her hand, as if he didn't listen to a word Jafar said. He waddled off along with Namine. Pete was still sinking in what Jafar said and didn't hear him. Gantu looked around the emty room, shrugged and began to dran the comatose Pete toward a canteen called: Dr. Shadow's Nerve Soothing Lemonade.
"What will it be Gantu?" asked Dr. Shadow behind the cash register. He was a normal everyday Heartless shadow except that he had a conscience, free will, and could talk in a black jazz man voice. He wore a pair of round sunglasses and a small shirt that said: Lemonade: The nectar of the gods.Alsitar could never figure out how or why Dr. Shadow could talk or have any free will. So he just gave up on it and put him to work since he made such great lemonade.
"A lemonade for my friend here and...Don't you have any beer?" Gantu asked.
"Read the sign buddy." Dr. Shadow pointed at a sign behind him that read: No beer while Im around bub. So says Dr. Shadow. "You can get one from the break room ya drunk." Gantu gave out a small grunt.
"Fine. I'll have some Lemonade." Gantu and Pete sat down on the stools.
"Coming right up." Dr. Shadow began to make their lemonades.
"Come on Pete it's not the end of the world." Gantu comforted.
"But my son is a failure." Pete moaned. "I asked everyone in the group to help my son become evil. The only ones that said yes were Jafar, Horned King, and Orochimaru. You saw what happened with Jafar right? Well, when Orochimaru tried to teach him the first day...
Flashback
Orochimaru stared down at his new pupil "Hello there little boy. I am your new master. I will teach you in the art of Ninjutsu and-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Michael Jackson in a ninja outfit!" Pete screamed pointing at the snake ninja. PJ ran out of the room with his hands in the air screaming, "I need an adult! I need an adult!"
End of Flashback
"Then the Horned King gave it a shot..."
Flashback
"Watch closely boy and see the power of the Black Cauldron!" The Horned King began to pour several mixtures into the cauldron. Suddenly a blast of green energy shot up from the cauldron Pete watched with curiosity. "By the powers of chaos, pain, and Hell itself! I command ye to rise up oh' creature of darkness and engulf the light with-"
"Hey, What would happen if I put this in it?" PJ asked holding up a vial that said chocolate pudding.
"No! Don't put that in there!" the Horned King screeched."
"What?" PJ asked as the vial slipped out of his hand and into the cauldon. There was a massive explosion of chocolate pudding covering the entire room in the substance. The Horned King stood their twitching as the pudding melted off his skeletal face. Two red dots came out of the eye sockets as he growled louder and louder with each passing second. PJ tasted some of the pudding. "Mmm-mmmm! That's good pudding!" he exclaimed dumbly. "Isn't chemistry fun Mr. Horned King?" The undead sorcerer jerked his head in PJ's direction. PJ now saw the utter rage on his face. Suddenly a pair of fire balls appeared in both of his bony hands.
"GET OUT!"PJ ducked as two fire balls flew passed him and hit the wall, leaving a pair of burn marks. PJ ran out of the room as two more came his way.
End of Flashback
"Why don't you ask me to train him?" Gantu asked gulping his lemonade.
"No offence Gantu, but your evil level is at mine: henchman!" Pete exclaimed. "I don't want him to have my job when he grows up! Getting yelled at and have to bust his butt off going world to world and not getting any respect! I want him to be a mastermind! A leader! Not a loser like me." Pete said sadly.
"Woah. It's kinda touching to see a father's love around this hell hole." Dr. Shadow said wiping away a tear. "I like your son Pete. Generous, patient, and pays his dues. Unlike that jerkwad Alsitar. He's mean, nasty, and sadistic. Hard to believe that he's just a teen yet he's Maleficent's second-in-command."
"Just a teen...THAT'S IT!"Pete jumped up happily.
"What's it?" Gantu asked.
"PJ and Alsitar are both 15 right? I've been going this the wrong way!" Pete explained. "I need someone his age to show him the ropes! And Alsitar's just the one to do it!" Pete then jumped for joy.
"Alsitar? That sounds like a bad idea Pete." Gantu warned. "You know how he is. Ruthless, murderous, sadistic,..."
"Don't forget partially insane." Dr. Shadow added.
"Ah what do you guys know!" Pete said leaving. "PJ needs a teacher and Alsitar is one to do it.
KH-KH-KH
Let me ask you this Pete," Alsitar said with a pair of green goggles on, his assistant Dr. Carmac also had a pair of goggles on. Alsitar held a test tube in his hand that had a red liquid in it. "Why would I care to help your son?" They were in Alsitar's lab.
"Oh please sir! Im begging you! You could be the last chance my son has to be evil!" Pete begged on his knees. Alsitar finally gave in and rolled his eyes.
"Fine. I'll see what I can do!" he said. He could get some fun out of this.
"Oh thank you! Thank you!" Pete bowed and kissed his ankle boots.
Soon Alsitar, Jangpo, PJ, and Namine were in a large room with several screens and buttons. "Okay miniPete, listen up." Alsitar began. "Before we begin we need to see your evil level. So Im going to show you a picture and give you a question." he held up a picture of an old lady with a purse. "Now then, You see this old lady trying to cross a street, she has a lot of munny her purse, what do you do?" he asked.
"That's simple!" PJ declared. "I help her across the street, because taht is the boy scout way!" He declared proudly. Namine smiled at PJ's righteous answer while Alsitar slapped his forehead.
"Oh boy. We have a lot of work to do." he declared. After several hours of training and reading. PJ was now strapped to a chair, with two tv's in front of him. Alsitar had a device in his hands that had a cord attached to the chair. "Okay PJ after looking at your progress... Oh who am I kidding! You haven't made any progress!" he said sullenly. "I didn't want to resort to this...wait, I did want to resort to this. Anyway, on the left tv is a video of Faces of Death.It's some sort of movie series that shows horrifying things that happen in real life. Now on the right tv is an episode of the Care Bears. If you even glance at the right tv I will shock you with 10,000 volts of electricity." He explained motioning the device in his hand.
"Uh, Alsitar? Isn't this a bit rash?" Namine asked worried for her new friend.
"What? I find it fun and my last resort." Alistar said. "Begin!" PJ stared with horror as he watched the left tv as a man was eating a person he had killed.
"Oh my God! How could he eat that person! That's horrible!" PJ exclaimed.
"Hey moon Bear! Lets go spread love around the world!" PJ heard from the right tv. He turned his head to watch the right tv set. Alsitar smiled as he pressed the button on the device.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!" When it was over PJ had smoke coming from him and sat there laughing slowly.
"PJ!" Namine ran over and unstrapped him from the chair. "Are you okay?"
"Tingly." he said simply and fainted.
"So you think you can teach him how to be a villain boss?" Jangpo asked.
"Well, I've worked miracles before." Alistar said smiling to himself. "Well, I'll see you for tomorrow's class miniPete. We'll practice your evil laugh until you can't speak!" Alsitar walked off laughing at his sick and not-so-funny joke with Jangpo right behind him. Later Namine was with PJ in his room. PJ was still hurting a bit.
"Im a terrible junior villain aren't I?" PJ said glumly.
"Why do you want to be evil anyway PJ?" Namine asked. "You're such a sweet person."
"But that's not what my Dad wants!" PJ exclaimed. "He wants an evil son who will take the reigns of power...or second-in-command if Im lucky."
Namine sighed. "You don't have to be evil PJ. I really like you as the nice PJ."
"Thanks Namine." PJ said blushing a bit. "But I really want to impress my dad."
"And impress him you will!" said Alistar as he barged into the room. "Come on, both of ya! We're heading for Radiant Garden. Sora and his merry band of idiots are heading their right now. Come on PJ! This is your first mission."
"Seriously?" PJ jumped off his bed happily.
"Yup! Now get to my gummi ship before I change my mind fatty." he ordered.
"Yes sir!" PJ saluted. Alsitar, Namine, Jangpo, and PJ entered the gummi hangar. Next to Gantu's ship was Alsitar's gummi ship: The Dark Force. It was a big gummi ship with many laser cannons and missel launchers. The paint job was black and crimson. Pete stood there proud of his son.
"Do your best my boy! You don't know how happy I am to see you on your first mission." he said holding back tears of joy. He shook his hand and siad. "Do me proud son!"
"I will dad!" he said hugging him.
"As much as I love family bonding,...NOT! We have a deadline to keep, so come PJ!" Alistar yelled as he, Jangpo, and Namine entered the Dark Force.
"Coming sir!" PJ waddled into the gummi ship as it closed. It began to float up from the ground.
"Okay PJ. Can you tell me which of these is the go button?" Alistar quickly asked him.
"Uh...this one?" he asked pressing a button. Suddenly one of the back laser turrets fired at the ceiling. Gantu walked in with parts for his ship. He looked up and saw the debris coming down on him.
"Oh blitzsnack!" he moaned as the debris fell on top of him. Alsitar and the others saw the event through a screen on the ship.
"Well you got my question wrong but I must give you points for causing meaningless violence!" Alistar said slapping PJ on the back.
"Gosh, shouldn't we land and help Mr. Gantu?" PJ asked.
"Nah! He'll be fine!" Alistar said pressing a few buttons. "Now then, Blast off!" with that the Dark Force flew out of the hangar and Pete stood there and watched it go into hyperspace.
"Do me proud PJ. Do me Proud." Pete said to himself as a single tear went down his cheek.
"Um, a little help here?" Gantu groaned under the stone and metal.
End of Chapter...
.Phantom64: Well there ya go! And now it's time for...
VILLAINS OF TOMORROW
So after a week you can see the results of Queen La.
Yes:5
No:0
Well La it appears that either your magic or your hot body and boobs saved you. My guess is on the hot body and boobs. Now then onto the next villain!"
Villain number 3: Captain Hook.
Personality: ruthless, hates kids, and is crocophobic.
Yep the villain from Peter Pan and the first Kiongdom Hearts game. I mean he didn't die so there's a chance he could come back.
Pros: decent swordsman, bomb expert, has a pirate ship.
Cons: He's an air head, possibly gay, and has crocophobia.
What do you think? Vote now!