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DBF: Hey everyone! Finally updating again! Hope you enjoy this chapter! Things get a little insane...

"So you feeling any better?" Elena asked Felicity at work.

"Yes much" Felicity said.

"That's good" Elena said. "So Reno did a good job taking care of you?"

"Um…Yeah you could say that…" Felicity said blushing a little bit.

"Why are you blushing?" Elena said.

"What? I'm not blushing" Felicity said unaware.

"Yes you are" Elena said.

"I don't know what you're talking about" Felicity said.

"Whatever" Elena said. "There's paperwork waiting in your office"

"Okay" Felicity said. She headed off to her office. When she got there she saw all the paperwork on her desk. "Damn…Well better get to work"

In the middle of her paperwork Reno came into her office.

"Hey Felice" Reno said.

"It's Felicity to you" Felicity said.

"Sorry…Felicity" Reno said.

"Anyway what is it that you wanted?" Felicity asked.

"I was just coming to see how you were doing" Reno said.

"Well I'm doing fine" Felicity said.

"And I was also wondering if we could get together…ya know…outside of work…" Reno said. Felicity walked up to Reno and put a hand underneath his chin.

"Let me put it this way…If you ever pull a stunt like you did at my house again you won't live to see the light of day" she said. Felicity went back to her desk.

"So I take it that's a no" Reno said.

"Exactly" Felicity said.

"Oh" Reno said sounding a little disappointed. He left

A few days later…

Felicity went to Rufus's office and knocked on the door.

"Yes come in" Rufus said. Felicity entered.

"Oh Felicity hi" Rufus said. "What can I do for you?"

"Well…I was wondering…how come Reno hasn't been at work lately?" Felicity asked.

"He called in a sick a few days ago" Rufus said.

"Oh…" Felicity said. "Can I have his address"

"Um…Sure…" Rufus said as he looked it up. He wrote it down and gave it to her. "Here you go"

"Thanks" Felicity said.

"Why do you wanna go over there though?" Rufus asked.

"Well it's just that he did such a great job in taking care of me that I just wanna return the favor." Felicity said.

"That's nice…Have fun…but not too much!" Rufus said.

"Don't worry" Felicity said as she walked out.

Felicity was on her way to Reno's house when she saw a huge mob of girls.

"Whoo hoo!! I got his jacket!" one girl said.

"I got his shirt!" another said.

"I got his pants!" another one said.

Felicity recognized the clothes that the girls were waving in the air.

"Crap" she said as she made her way through the sea of fan girls. "Reno! Move it! Reno!" she battled her way through. She kneeled next to Reno. "Are you okay?"

"Yes mommy I'd love to make cookies with you" Reno said in a rather knocked out tone.

"Move it lady!" a fan girl said. Felicity just turned around and growled and started foaming at the mouth.

"Eek! She's crazy!" a fan girl said as they all ran away. Felicity picked up Reno. He was only in his boxers that had chibi final fantasy Vll characters on them. She walked to his house and went to his room. She paused for a moment.

"Um…Reno? Why is there a chocobo in your room?" Felicity asked. Cloud popped up.

"Hey! I'm not a chocobo!" Cloud said.

"Whatever…Just get out…" Felicity said. Cloud opened a window.

"BUNZAI!!!!" he yelled as he jumped out of the window. Felicity set Reno on the bed and tucked him in. She took a seat in a chair a waited. Reno woke up a couple hours later. Felicity looked down from the book she was reading.

"Oh good you're awake…" Felicity said. "How do you feel?"

"Like I wanna throw up…and why do I hurt all over?" Reno questioned.

"Well maybe because you got mobbed by a bunch of rabid fan girls" Felicity said.

"Okay…" He said as he slowly sat up. He saw that he was only in his boxers.

"Hey Felicity?" Reno said.

"What?" Felicity said.

"Did you strip me?" Reno asked.

"No!" Felicity immediately answered.

"Then how did I get like this?" Reno asked.

"Fan girls" Felicity answered.

"…Right…" Reno said. "Hey Felicity?"

"Yeah?" Felicity said.

"Would you strip me if you could?" Reno asked.

"HELL NO!!" she screamed.

"Aww" he said.

"Well…Is there anything I can do for you?" she asked.

"Yes…Actually can you give me a sponge bath"

"Hold on" Felicity said. She left the room. A little later she came back.

"Ready?" she said.

"Yes!" Reno said.

"Good…Here's the bucket, water, and sponge…Do it yourself" she said.

"But…But…I'm sick" Reno said.

"So…That's your fault…I mean no one told you to kiss me…" Felicity said.

"I know" Reno said. "Well since you won't give me a sponge bath I have another request"

"What?" Felicity asked.

"Strip down to your underwear and do a sexy dance for me" Reno said. Felicity glared at him and hit him on the head.

"Hold on…I have an idea that you will love!" Felicity said.

"Oh really" Reno said.

"Yes!" Felicity said walking out of the room. Moments later the doorbell rang. Felicity answered it. Cloud ran into Reno's room.

"Yay! Time to play doctor!" Cloud said.

"Oh shi—"

Reno was interrupted by Cloud sticking the round part of a stethoscope into his mouth. Cloud then took the popsicle stick and stuck it in Reno's ear. Then he took the little light thing and started looking in Reno's belly button.

"Um…Cloud…What are you doing?" Felicity asked.

"Treasure hunting!" Cloud said.

"You mean searching for lint?" Felicity asked.

"Well…You could call it that" Cloud said. Felicity sighed. She went to call someone else. Moments later Yuffie came into the room.

"Ooh! Doctor! Let me help!" she said.

"Sure!" Cloud said. Felicity sighed again.

"Might as well call the whole gang over" she said. So she did. Minutes later everyone came.

"Hey Vincent?" Felicity said.

"What?" Vincent said.

"You seem like the only sane one here…Can you check Reno out and see what's wrong with him?" Felicity asked. Vincent just shrugged. He went up to Reno and put a gun to his head. Reno immediately shot up and spit out the stethoscope.

"Hey! What do ya know! It's a miracle! I'm cured!" Reno said coughing afterwards. Vincent took the gun away from Reno's head.

"Well my jobs done here" he said as he started to walk away.

"No wait! Vincent you can't go!" Cloud said.

Why not?" Vincent questioned.

"Because it wouldn't be a party without you!" Cloud said.

"And why all of a sudden is it a party?" Felicity asked.

"Cid brought beer!" Cloud said.

"Dad! You said you'd cut down!" Felicity said.

"I know…I know…" Cid said. Cloud gulped down a beer. He handed one to Reno.

"Here! The best remedy!" Cloud said. Reno shrugged and drank it.

"Reno no!" Felicity said.

Later everyone was knocked out except for Felicity and Cloud (who was still searching for "treasure." Felicity sighed. She phoned Rufus.

"Hello?" Rufus said.

"Hi It's Felicity…Can you come over to Reno's?" she asked.

"Sure" he said.

Rufus arrived and saw everyone.

"…You threw a party when Reno is sick?!" he said.

"Not exactly" she said.

"Look maybe I should assign someone else to look after him." Rufus said.

"No! No! Not necessary!" Felicity said.

"Okay…But if you mess up anymore…You're fired…" Rufus said jokingly but sounded serious.

"Okay" Felicity said. "Bye"

"Bye" Rufus said as he exited. At this point Cloud was searching other people's belly buttons for so-called treasure.

"I'm gonna regret this" she said as she climbed in next to Reno and fell asleep.

The next day…

Felicity woke up first. She went to get a bucket and stood by Reno's bedside. About a half hour later Reno woke up and the first thing he did was throw up in the bucket.

"Hey…How did you know?" he asked.

"Well…You did have twelve beers last night which may I remind you is not good when you are sick!" Felicity said.

"I know but I just couldn't help myself" Reno said.

"Excuses…Excuses…" she said. She spotted Cloud.

"Cloud time to go" she said.

"Aww…But I'm not done looking for treasure!" he said.

"You had all night!" she said. "Go home!"

Cloud sighed.

"Fine" he said. But before he left he made a stop in front of Felicity and started looking in her belly button. Felicity jumped away and shoved him out the door.

Later…

Everyone else woke up and left except for Cait Sith and Red Xlll.

"Why did you want us to stay?" Red Xlll asked.

"Because you two look the most like stuffed animals and you can comfort Reno!" she said putting them in Reno's bed. Reno cuddled them. Red Xlll growled. Cait Sith glared.

DBF: Hope ya'll enjoyed this chapter! There will be plenty more to come! Please review and tell me whatcha thought! What'll you think'll happen? Or hope will happen?