Mistress Monster turned to Taang, "You're turn to pick," she said, putting her hands behind her head.
The Avatar cast looked at each other, fearing the worst.
Taang smirked, "Katara, Toph, get on stage…"
"Is this a love song?" Toph and Katara asked.
Taang laughed, "No… but this song reminds me too much of me and Mistress Monster… so naturally, it's you and Katara."
Mistress Monster looked at her, "I'm Toph, right?"
"That's your name…" Taang replied, taking out the pink nail polish. Mistress Monster rolled her eyes and slipped her hands into green gloves, "Only clear, thank you!"
"Jeez, this is for ME…" Taang replied.
Katara and Toph shook their heads and looked at the teleprompter.
GLINDA:
(Spoken)
Elphie, now that we're friends, i've decided to make you my new project!
TOPH:
(Spoken)
you really don't have to do that...
KATARA:
(Spoken)
i know, that's what makes me so nice!
(Sung)
whenever i see someone less fortunate than i,
and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than i?
my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
and when someone needs a makeover,
i simply have to take over!
i know i know exactly what they need!
and even in your case,
though it's the toughest case i've yet to face,
don't worry, i'm determined to succeed!
follow my lead,
and yes indeed, you will be...
POPULAR! you're gonna be popular!
i'll teach you the propper ploys,
when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
i'll show you what shoes to wear!
how to fix your hair!
everthing that really counts to be...
POPULAR! i'll help you be popular!
you'll hang with the right cohorts,
you'll be good at sports,
know the slang you've got to know.
so let's start,
'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
don't be offended by my frank analysis,
think of it as personality dialysis,
now that i've chosen to become a
pal, a sister and advisor,
there's nobody wiser!
not when it comes to...
POPULAR! i know about popular.
and with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of dreary who you were...uh, are.
there's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming popular... lar...
la la, la la!
we're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
when i see depressing creatures,
with unprepossessing features,
i remind them on their own behalf
to - think - of
celebrated heads of state,
or specially great communicators!
did they have brains or knowledge?
don't make me laugh!
they were POPULAR!
please! it's all about popular.
it's not about aptitude,
it's the way you're viewed,
so it's very shrewd to be,
very very popular like ME!
(Spoken)
why, miss Elphaba, look at you. you're beautiful!
TOPH:
(Spoken)
i, i have to go...
KATARA:
(Spoken)
you're welcome...
(Sung)
and though you protest,
your disinterest,
i know clandestinly,
you're gonna' grin and bear it!
you're new found popularity!
ah!
la la, la la!
you'll be popular!
just not quite as popular as ME
"Oh, how nice, Katara," Aang yelled as Toph ran down the stage and (almost) in his arms.
Mistress Monster laughed, "Taang, how can you even SEE the color pink?"
How is that even part of the conversation?" Sokka asked.
Mistress Monster glared at him with pursed lips, he cringed. Instead, Mistress Monster put the tazer up to an awaking Meng and…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
Katara jumped off the stage, "What the hell did I just sing?"
"Wicked… the most awesome musical I have yet to see," Mistress Monster replied, laughing as Meng crashed to the floor again.
"You're such a sadist," Taang scoffed.
"But that's why you love me…" Mistress Monster replied.
Toph Monster