Phantom64: Well here's the first dimension the heroes will go to. All I'll say is that Laredo Tornado will be jumping for joy. And the title of this chapter isn't a typo. That's how it's supposed to be.
Chapter 23: Numbah 1 in Da Hood
Deep within the halls of Laredo Tornado's fanfiction studio, walked none other than Scrubs character Janitor. He was a tall man with black hair, wearing a green custodial uniform, and a nametag that had 'Janitor' typed on it. He twirled his mop like a baton as he hummed the Mickey Mouse club theme song. "Today is the day." He proclaimed as he walked down the hallways with several doors. He then spotted the villain of Laredo's latest Kingdom Hearts fanfic, Lord Darkbane. He was a man with glowing white skin, a cloak and hood that hid his glowing face, and had a strange heart symbol on the front of the robe. "Hey Darkbane, Going off to another shoot for the next chapter eh?" Janitor greeted.
"Yes I am Janitor," Darkbane greeted with a foreign accent. "Good lord you wouldn't believe how long it takes the special effects crew to get my skin to glow like this! Ah well, it's worth it. It really matches my character. What are you up to?" he asked.
"Well the big cheese wants to talk with me!" Janitor proclaimed proudly. "Obviously after my superb performances in Kingdom Hearts: the Keyblade War takes 1 and 2, he's finally gonna give me my own fanfiction! Hard work pays off I tell ya!"
"Well good luck to you my custodial friend." Lord Darkbane replied cheerfully. "Well I have to go to my shoot, take care." Darkbane waved good by and walked into a room that read, "Darkbane's Throne room." Janitor continued to walk down the hallways and spotted the 18 year old version of Sora's mom Yuriko. She had long black hair, and was wearing a jet black leather jumpsuit that clung to her slender, athletic form.
"Looking good toots!" Janitor declared giving her a swift smack on the butt. Yuriko jerked her head angrily, ready to beat the crap out of the person who just spanked her. Her face went from a scowl to a smile when she saw Janitor.
"Oh! Hi Janitor! I heard from JD that you're going to see the boss! Good luck!" She said cheerfully. Everyone, including her knew NOT to mess with Janitor.
"Thanks beautiful!" he waved and continued onward. Finally he found the golden double doors incrusted with rubies and diamonds that read 'Laredo Tornado's office.' Janitor entered and found beyond the golden doors was a quaint little office. Behind the messy desk covered with papers, mangas, and other random crap was none other that Laredo Tornado himself. He leaned back in his chair.
"Hello, Janitor. Please have a seat." Laredo motioned to the chair in front of his desk.
"Sure thing Mr. Bossman sir!" Janitor said cheerfully and sat down. "And may I add that that is one beautiful Superman cap you have on."
"Er, thanks." Laredo said to the custodian. "Well the reason I called you here is-"
"Wait, let me talk first." Janitor interrupted. "I just want to say that you are by far the greatest fanfiction author there is. A man above men I say! And I happily thank you for my chance to have my own fan-"
"You're being transferred." Laredo interrupted. Janitor stared at him.
"Pardon?" Janitor asked.
"You're being transferred to my buddy, Phantom64's KH fanfiction." Laredo tossed him a script of what the teenage author had typed so far. Janitor scowled at Laredo.
"YOU FILTHY, GRUBBY, POSTAL WORKING SON-OF- A-BITCH!" Janitor yelled at the top of his lungs. "AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOUR FANFICTIONS YOU GO AND TOSS ME OFF TO SOME PUNK TEEN'S FANFICTION WHO HAS STUFF THAT COULD NEVER GET INTO THE REAL DEAL?"
"Take it easy!" Laredo said. "This just means you now have two jobs. What were you expecting? Your own story?"
"Uh YEAH!" Janitor stated.
"Look, I made a trade with Phantom so I could use something from his fanfic and put it in mine." The boss explained.
"What idea was that?" he asked.
"I can't divulge that yet, but what he wanted in return was to use you in his." Laredo said. "Don't worry, you'll still be in mine!"
"So how do I get to Mr. Phantom66's studio?" Janitor asked dourly.
"64." Laredo corrected. "And you'll be going the quick way." He motioned to the lever next to him. "Tat ta." He pulled the lever and Janitor fell into what is called the dimension that separates fanfictions from each other.
"I had better get a big freaking part for this story!" Janitor grumbled as he fell through the endless abyss.
KH-KH-KH
The tech genius Gizmo and the simpleminded Vin were walking down a corridor of some sort of institution. The place seemed it had been empty for years. "This place is giving me the creeps." Vin whimpered.
"Get a hold of yourself you big baby. Why the hell did Phantom65 get both of the hot chicks and I got stuck with this idiot?" Gizmo asked himself as they reached the end of the hallway and found themselves in a large laboratory. "Now then, the boss said we needed to find some sort of high tech weapon or something. We need to find a scientist and all that-" Gizmo was cut off by the sound of someone in the lab.
"GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!" bellowed an old man with balding white hair, a jar covering his head, and was wearing a brightly colored leotard, showing off his horrendous, hairy legs. Next to him was a young man with spiky orange hair in a lab coat holding a test tube.
"Uh, I'm the only one here Dr. Weird so you can call me by my name Steve-" the young man was cut off by Dr. Weird.
"Silence Gentlemen! I need silence!" the old doctor declared. "Now as I was saying, BEHOLD!" Suddenly a large pair of metal doors slid open behind him and a horrendous creature was behind him. It was a human butt with arms and legs. "I give you, ASS MAN!" he declared. Ass Man walked out of the doors and came near Steve. The young assistant eyed it skeptically.
"Uh, Dr. Weird. What exactly is the point of making a man with an ass for a body? I mean what could it do? Fire deadly rounds of farts or-" his questions were silenced when a large red octopus tentacle lashed out of the creature's crack and wrapped itself around Steve."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD! OH GOD!" the young assistant screamed as the tentacle was slamming him to the cold hard floor of the lab nonstop.
"Ha! Weren't expecting THAT were you?" Dr. Weird proclaimed smugly.
"Ah! OH GOD HELP ME!" Steve screamed as the butt creature's tentacle continued to slam him to the floor, his blood staining it.
"Oh S(Bleep!)!" Dr. Weird exclaimed, finally getting a grasp of the situation. He quickly pulled out a shotgun and fired several rounds at Ass Man. The butt creature screeched in pain and fell over dead, the tentacle dropped to the floor with Steve's bloody body still in it's grasp. "Gentlemen! Are you okay?" the mad scientist asked.
"Call….a…..doctor…" he moaned weakly, several of his bones broken and blood all over him. His left arm was twitching uncontrollably.
"Fool! I'm a doctor!" Dr. Weird proclaimed.
"A…medical doctor…you idiot…" Steve hissed.
"………………………… oh, I'll get a phone then!" Dr. Weird said grabbing a cell phone. Gizmo and Vin watched the scene with utter confusion.
KH-KH-KH
Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and silent Bob found themselves in what looked like some crudely drawn adult cartoon shown at midnight. In front of them was a quaint house with a garage door that had graffiti on it, and an oddly shaped front door that was shaped like a milkshake. "Uh, where are we?" Riku asked eyeing the oddly shaped door.
"And what's with the design of this place?" Yuffie added examining her arm. "We look like something from a Sunday night cartoon for mature audiences."
Sora looked at the milkshake shaped door. "Think we should see who lives here?" Silent Bob shrugged and ran the doorbell. What answered them made them all jump back. In the doorway was a giant milkshake with yellow eyes black pupils, a pair of little yellow gloved hands, a mouth, and a pink bendy straw on top of it's head. It was a perfect match for the door.
"What do ya want?" the milkshake grumbled. "Unless you're here to give me a million bucks from a sweepstakes beat it." They were still in shock of the talking milkshake. He eyed them strangely and started to snigger. "Oh! I see what you want. Nice costumes geeks. Listen, the Nerd Convention is downtown, so head that way to your little gaming gathering." They all scowled at the talking milkshake, all of the awe gone from their eyes.
"First off, Who are you calling nerds you freak of nature?" Riku growled. "Second, what the hell are you talking about?"
"Shake what are doing?" Asked a big ball of living hamburger meat with eyes, a mouth and other junk in it. "Damn it why do you have to insult people every time someone comes to the door? I'm really sorry for he's insulted you in any way. And may I might add those are terrific Kingdom Hearts costumes you have on." Everyone was now even more confused.
"Uh, thanks but what do you mean costumes?" Kairi asked
"Ha! These game geeks crack me up! You'd fit in with Frylock, he LOVES that freaking game!" Shake exclaimed. "Hey Frylock! Come out and meet some of your own species!" Shake called. Suddenly a floating giant red box of french-fries that had a pair of eyes, a mouth, and a goatee.
"Shake, are you harassing those Jehovah's Witnesses again?" Frylock asked coming to the door. "Oh, hi there I'm Frylock. That's a pretty good Sora costume you got there kid."
"How do you know my name?" Sora asked.
"Uh, right. If you were Sora then you'd be able to summon a keyblade." Frylock stated sarcastically. This giant box of frie's knowledge was starting to scare them. Sora complied by summoning his Kingdom Key. "Holy S(bleep!) you ARE Sora!" Frylock exclaimed wide eyed. "A-and you're Kairi! And Riku! Yuffie! And…….Silent Bob?" Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and Silent Bob did a double take at Frylock's knowledge.
"Okay, What the hell is going on?" Yuffie demanded. "How do you know are names?"
"That's something I'd like to know!" Riku proclaimed. Silent Bob nodded in agreement.
"Well, you'd better come in and I'll tell you." Frylock said a bit jittery. They nodded and went inside the house. "My name is Frylock, And this is Master Shake, and that little guy over there is Meatwad."
"Hi there." The wad of meat greeted cheerfully.
"F(bleep!) off game nerds." Shake replied rudely and sat in a chair and began to watch TV.
"Shake! We have videogame characters and a movie character from another dimension here! This could be a momentous occasion!"
"What do you mean videogame and videogame and movie characters?" Sora asked.
"Come to my room and I'll explain." Frylock stated. They entered his room to find a quaint bed, shelves filled to the brim with books, a two TVs, one of them surrounded by different game consoles, the other had a DVD/VCR player, a computer, a desk with several tools and other devices, and the floor was scattered with odd inventions and spare parts.
"Cool, you're an inventor?" Kairi asked.
"Yes, Me, Shake, and Meatwad, used to be a crime fighting group known as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force." He said proudly.
"What happened?" Riku asked.
"I, really don't know. It's like our crime fighting adventures just stopped and all I do now is build my inventions and fix whatever mess Shake and Meatwad get themselves into." Frylock explained with a confused face.
"Okay, so start spilling Frylock." Yuffie demanded. "How do you know are names and why are you all calling us game and movie characters?"
"Well,…… You may not like this." Frylock said as large pieces of fries came out of his box and were used like arms. The fry arms grabbed a pair of videogame boxes and a gameboy advanced box and showed it to them. They all gasped in shock. On one of the PS2 game box read 'Kingdom Hearts'. It showed Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Donald, on some sort of statue. They were all in their 14 and 15 year old selves. The game boy one showed Sora with some kind of cards in his hands that read 'Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories'. The other PS2 one read 'Kingdom Hearts II.' It showed Sora and Kairi when they were fifteen and Roxas was on it as well.
"W-hat the hell is all this?" Sora demanded.
"Well, in this dimension, You're a videogame." Frylock explained.
"I can't believe it…." Sora said weakly, still looking at the games. "All of my fighting, pain, suffering, conflicts, and adventures are a videogame here?..."
"Sora…." Kairi placed a hand on his shoulder.
"I just can't believe it…." A smile crept up on his face. "I'm actually a videogame hero! I always wanted my own vidogame!" Everyone fell over anime style.
"Okay, so we're a videogame here, but what about Silent Bob here?" Riku asked motioning to his silent buddy.
"Well,…." Frylock reached out of his DVD collection and handed them to a wide-eyed Silent bob. The titles included ' Clerks', 'Mallrats', 'Chasing Amy', 'Dogma', and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'. Somewhere on all of the titles showed him and Jay. Silent Bob pointed to the movies with eyes as big as saucers. "Yes, you and Jay are movie characters."
"Okay, that's a lot to take in." Yuffie said.
"Yeah," Kairi nodded.
"So why don't you tell me why you're here." Frylock stated.
"Oh yeah, see, this is how it is…" Sora began to explain about the Phantom Syndicate and the Dimensional Spheres. Unknown to them, Master Shake was listening in from the hallway.
"Real videogame guys huh?" Shake said smiling. "I could make some money off of this!"
KH-KH-KH
Back at the Laboratory of Dr. Weird, which was on the rainy south Jersey shore, Gizmo had brought together some of the evilest men this world had to offer. Gizmo was at the front of the group with Vin next to him. "Okay, the evilest this dimension has to offer, check. A lab full of dangerous inventions, double check. Sora and his stinking friends in this dimension, check." Gizmo went down his checklist. "Okay, let's get this meeting started!"
"Yes! Now we shall destroy……..Who do we want to destroy again?" Dr. Weird asked Steve, who was miraculously healed after his attack from Ass Man.
"The Aqua Teen Hunger Force and some kid named Sora, Dr. Weird." Steve whispered.
"Yes! Now we shall destroy the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and some kid named Sora!" the insane doctor proclaimed.
"The Moonites are happy to join you in destroying the primitive ATHF." Said Ignignokt, a large green pixilated creature that had a snobbish look in his face.
"Yeah! Let's F(Bleep!)ing kill them!" exclaimed the smaller Moonite, Err. Err was a small purple pixilated creature with a hyperactive tone.
"The Plutonians shall help you anyway we can!" proclaimed Orglethorp, a spiky orange alien wearing a sweatband. He spoke with a thick German accent.
"Yes yes! Destroy the…..the….uhhhhhhh…." muttered Emory, the spiky green Plutonian.
"The Aqua Teen Hunger force you blithering twit." Ingignorkt intoned.
"Who the F(bleep!) invited you spiny S(bleep!)s anyway?" Err asked the Plutonians. "You guys got the attention span of S(bleep!)!"
"We will not take that from you pixilated freaks!" Orgethorp screamed.
"You wanna go? Well come on pussy willows! Let's go!" Err yelled.
Shut up all of you!" Gizmo yelled, getting their attention. "The reason I called you all here was to destroy your enemies, and ours!"
"Yeah, and get some dangerous weaponry to take home with us!" Vin proclaimed.
"Shut up Vin." Gizmo growled. "Now then, we will be attacking the ATHF and Sora TODAY! Let's get moving!"
"Ooh, today?" Ingignorkt asked. "I have palates a 2:00.
"And I've got tickets to the superbowl." Orgethorp added.
"And I've got to start on my latest creation." Dr. Weird proclaimed. "It will be called-"
"Shut up!" gizmo screamed. "We are going to attack them TODAY! No excuses you snot brains!"
"Hey! You little Asian F(bleep!)!" Err called. "Why don't you grow some F(bleep!)ing chest hair and cuss like a real F(bleep!)ing man!"
"Hear! Hear!" Dr. Weird proclaimed.
"Wow, these guys are dumber than me." Vin proclaimed. "This, (Sniff!) makes me feel so happy."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGG!" Gizmo screamed as he hit his head against the wall several times, creating several cracks.
KH-KH-KH
In Frylock's room, Frylock was discussing the Syndicate situation with Sora, Riku was playing Kingdom Hearts 2 on Frylock's PS2 while Yuffie watched, and Kairi and Silent Bob were watching Mallrats. "Hmm, I had a device that could track dimensional DNA, but then Meatwad thought is was a baseball and used it at practice"
"I said I was sorry!" Meatwad yelled from the hallway.
"Anyway, it's over there in the corner." Frylock motioned to a round metallic ball with several buttons on it. It was full of cracks and loose wires. Silent Bob picked it up and grabbed several of Frylock's tools. Nobody seemed to notice him working away at the sphere.
"Dude, I'm getting your ass kicked by Xaldin!" Riku exclaimed. On the screen showed Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Beat fighting Organization member Xaldin on the bridge.
"I remember that." Sora said watching Riku play. Xaldin was tough, but with Beast they were able to defeat the Whirlwind Lancer.
"Anyways, it could take me days to fix that dimensional tracker so-" Silent Bob came up to them with the fixed device in his hands. "Wow! Well that makes my job easier." Frylock exclaimed.
"I didn't know you were good with electronics Silent Bob." Kairi stated cheerfully. Silent Bob grabbed the DVD remote and fast forwarded Mallrats to a scene with Jay and Silent Bob outside a pet store in a mall talking to two other people.
"Yeah, Lunchbox here is a technical genius. In eighth grade he won first place in the science fair for turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using chicken wire and other S(bleep!). He's F(Bleep!)ing MacGyver man, no he's better than MacGyver!" Jay said on the TV. Silent Bob turned it off and shrugged proudly.
"Well, Let's see if this thing will work." Frylock turned the sphere on and it began to beep. "Hmm, according to this there are two signals coming from…..Dr. Weird'd lab." He moaned.
"Whose Dr. Weird?" Yuffie asked.
"He's an insane dr. Who makes all sorts of strange creatures that we had to deal with from time to time." Frylock exclaimed.
"Well if there are two members of the Syndicate there then we'd better get going." Sora proclaimed.
"We can use my car, come on!" Frylock led them outside to see Shake with a sign. "Shake, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm making some money!" Shake answered. Next to him was a crudely written sign that read. 'Kingdumb Hearts people here $50'. "That's right! See 'em here folks! Real videogame dudes right here! 50 bucks to see them!"
"What the hell are you doing now Cup?" asked a Latin-American man with a beer belly, and balding hair. He wore a pair of jeans and a dirty white sleeveless t-shirt. He came out from the house next to theirs.
"Hey Carl." Shake greeted. "For the price of 50 buckaroos, you can see real life Videogame people frm Kingdom Hearts!"
"What the hell is Kingdom Hearts?" Carl asked.
"I don't know it's some gay ass game involving Disney and some other gay ass game." Shake stated lazily.
"The game was awesome Shake!" Frylock growled.
"I don't care what it is, I'm not interested." Carl said and began to walk off.
"two of them are chicks." Shake stated. Carl spun around and ran back and gave him a $50.
"Now you're speaking my language!" Carl said excitedly. "Now where are the babes?"
"Right there." He said pointing at Kairi and Yuffie.
"What the hell man! Those chicks are under twenty!" Carl yelled.
"Not my problem." Shake said hiding the fifty.
"We don't have time for this!" Frylock said starting up the car. "Get in!" Sora and Kairi scrambled into the front, with Riku, Yuffie, and Silent bob in the back.
"Hey where are you going?" Meatwad asked.
"To Dr. Weird's place." Frylock explained. "Stay here with Shake got it."
"Like hell you're taking my get-rich-quick people!" Shake said squishing into the back of the car.
"I'm not staying here alone!" Meatwad said jumping in the back as well.
"Fine! We'll just go!" Frylock yelled and sped off toward Dr. Weird's lab.
"I want my fifty bucks back!" Carl yelled at the car.
On the way to the lab there was mass pandemonium in the back of the car. "Yuffie! Get your hands away from my crotch!" Riku yelled blushing.
"Well get your hands away from my breasts!" Yuffie yelled back, blushing as well.
"Okay you can do whatever crap you have to do with Dr. freakshow, But you all need to come back and stay until I make a million bucks off of you guys!"
"I like having so many people here." Meatwad stated, who was on the car's floor next to silent Bob's feet. "Most of the time it's just me, Shake, and Frylock. Well, Shake is a selfish bastard who always tricks me, and Frylock always takes the fun out of everything, saying that it's too dangerous. You know what I'm saying?" he asked Silent Bob. The Silent slacker humored him and nodded.
"There it is." Frylock said as the sky went from sunny to rainy in an instant. Ahead of them was a large complex which looked like it had seen better days. They all piled out of the car and entered the institution. They ran into the doctors lab after passing several abandoned hallways. "Alright Dr. Weird! What are you…..What the hell?" Frylock exclaimed seeing the large group of bickering enemies. "The Moonites and the Plutonians? What are they doing here?"
"Ah, at last we meet again Aqua Teen Hunger Force." Ignignokt intoned when they saw them.
"Yes! We meet again Aero Toddler Glutton Squad!" Dr. weird proclaimed.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" Steve hissed.
"Right, right." Dr. Weird said. "Thank you gentlemen."
"It's Steve!" the assistant screamed.
"Look! It's Gizmo and Vin!" Riku said pointing at the two teens.
"About time you barf brains showed up!" Gizmo yelled.
"Yeah! Now we get to destroy you!" Vin proclaimed with his fists in the air.
"Not while we have anything to say about it!" Sora replied summoning his keyblade. "Now hand over those Dimensional Spheres!"
"Make us!" Gizmo sneered. "What are you all waiting for? Attack them!"
"Us?" the Plutonians asked. "We didn't bring anything with us to fight."
"Stupid Plutonians." Ingingokt stated. "We have an attack that will kill you."
"Yeah, a real painful death!" Err proclaimed and hopped onto Ingingokt and fused to his top.
"Behold, our QUAD-LASER!" the Moonites began to glow with energy. Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and Frylock stood at attention, ready to face the attack. The Moonites fired a large, square beam at the heros which went at……a very slow speed.
"What the hell?" Gizmo proclaimed. The Moonite's mighty attack was creeping slowly toward the heros. "What kind of attack is that?" Sora and the others simply stepped aside as the attack crepted past them and exploded when it touched the wall.
"Brilliant attack yes?" Ingingokt asked proudly.
"FINE!" Gizmo screamed. "IF NONE OF YOU IDIOTS CAN DO ANYTHING, THEN WE WILL!" Gizmo threw a small box into the air. It exploded and several Cyebots appeared. "Attack!" He ordered.
"Oh yeah!" Vin proclaimed beating his fists together, transforming his skin to titanium. "Time to break some bones!" Frylock began to blast the Cybots into scrap metal with lasers shooting out of his eyes. Yuffie jumped around and flung her Shuriken at the one eyed robots.
"Try and catch me booger breaths!" Gizmo yelled as a pair of wings and a jet pack appeared out of his backpack. Dual laser machine guns sprouted out of the pack as well and he began to fire. Riku spun his keyblade and deflected the blasts. Kairi threw her keyblade and destroyed his wings. "Hey!" he wined as he fell to the ground hard.
"I think someone needs to go the corner." Kairi smirked as Gizmo got up.
"I'm 13 you red haired bimbo!" Gizmo yelled. Sora had heard this and ran up to the tech boy and punched him right in the jaw.
"Don't you EVER call her that!" he yelled. Gizmo got up and whipped the blood from his mouth. Gizmo then sprouted his robotic spider legs and several weapons. The remaining Cyebots surrounded the heros. "Hey Riku! Can you shield the others for a moment?"
"Sure thing." Riku performed dark shield around himself, Kairi, Yuffie, Silent Bob, Shake, and Meatwad.
"FRYLOCK!" Sora yelled. "SORA!" Frylock yelled as Sora jumped on top of his French fried head. "LASER TOP!" Sora and Frylock began to spin around like a top, Frylock shooting his laser eyes in every direction and Sora firing beams of light from his keyblade in every direction. The Cybots were being ripped to shreds along with Gismo's spider legs and weapons. To finish it, Frylock hurled Sora at Gizmo. Sora sliced through Gizmo's backpack. It exploded and slammed the tech boy onto the floor, knocking him out.
"Good job Sora!" Kairi cheered.
"We still have another problem." Riku gulped as the rampaging Vin charged at them. They all dived out of the way as he crashed through the wall. He ran through the hole and charged at them again. Frylock shot lasers at him while Riku fired dark balls of fire at him. Both attacks simply bounced off his shining body.
"Ha! It's like I said! Titanium Vin is Invincible!" Vin proclaimed.
"We need to think of something fast!" Yuffie exclaimed.
"Nothing's working on him!" Kairi shouted.
"Oh! Now I remember what I was going to do!" Dr. Weird proclaimed. "ahem….GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!" everyone stopped as the giant doors opened. Out of it stepped a gigantic butt with spider legs. It gave out a blood curling screech. "I give you, ASS MAN 2.0!" he proclaimed.
"Eww!" Kairi and Yuffie screamed at the sight of the butt creature.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…." Vin chuckled. "Ass Man."
"I took your advice and added fart projectiles." Dr. Weird said to Steve. The creature fired a canister from it's crack and it exploded in a blast of green gas right in front of Vin.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" they all yelled holding their noses. If it smelt that bad from where they were, just think how it was for Vin who got the whole thing!
"Dude…" Vin said weakly and fell over unconscious, his skin turning back to flesh.
"Whoops." Dr. Weird proclaimed. Sora, Frylock, and the others made quick work of Ass Man 2.0.
"Oh F(bleep!) this!" Err yelled.
"Yes, let's go back to the moon and watch reruns of Space Ghost." Ignignokt said and he and Err disappeared in beams of light.
"And we're missing the Super Bowl!" the Plutonians screamed and disappeared as well.
"Oh well, Maybe I'll build a giant talking nose or something." Dr. Weird sighed and walked off, his assistant Steve right behind him.
"Hey! I got them!" Yuffie said cheerfully holding up the grey dimensional spheres. Gizmo and Vin began to fade away.
"Oh, the boss isn't going to be happy about this!" Vin whimpered.
"I seriously need to get back with the HIVE 5." Gizmo growled as they disappeared.
"Well thanks for your help Frylock." Sora said shaking his fry arm.
"You're welcome Sora." Frylock replied. Yuffie handed the spheres to Silent Bob, who then placed them in his trench coat. Suddenly the prototype began to glow.
"Looks like it's time for us to go." Kairi said.
"Wait! You can't go yet! I haven't made millions off of you yet!" Master Shake exclaimed.
"Bye now! You come back someday!" Meatwad said.
"Good luck on your quest Sora." Frylock said. "This is something I will defiantly never forget."
"Good by Frylock!" Sora said as they began to fade away. "I hope we'll meet again.
"Take care!" Yuffie said. They finally disappeared, leaving the ATHF in awe.
"You know, for some reason, I feel that we'll meet them again someday." Frylock stated looking up at the sky through the window.
"You know what I think?" Shake said. "I think that is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard!"
"Yeah, You sound like something from an RPG game!" Meatwad added. Frylock wasn't paying attention, he was still thinking of meeting Sora and his friends again. Perhaps he'll build a machine to travel to their dimension. I box of fries can dream.
End of Chapter.
Phantom64: There ya go! The poll for Mozenrath is still up. And also a moment of Silence for Steve Irwin. Rest in peace Crocodile Hinter. e He