Mistress Monster jumped up, "Toph, Katara, Mai and Ty Lee, get up there!"
The girls growned and walked up to the stage. Taang smiled and fed the lyrics into the teleprompter again.
Toph:
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
Katara, Ty Lee, and Mai: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Toph:
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Katara, Ty Lee, and Mai:
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Toph:
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
Katara, Ty Lee, and Mai:
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
Toph:
No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
Katara, Ty Lee, and Mai:
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
Toph:
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
Katara, Ty Lee, and Mai:
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
Toph:
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
Katara, Ty Lee, and Mai:
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Toph:
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
"Who was I talking about?" Toph asked.
Mistress Monster smiked, "As if you don't know."
Toph and Aang looked at each other, "Oh…"
"WHAT?!" Meng screamed.
Mistress Monster rolled her eyes and sighed. Taang took the tazer from her and…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!
"Thanks, Taang."
"Anytime."
Toph Monster