Mistress Monster giggled, "JET'S BACK!!"
"I thought you said I was going to have more solos!!!" Jet yelled.
"You will…" Mistress Monster replied, picking up the tazer. Jet cringed and looked at his singing partner, "Let's get this party started then.
Zuko shrugged, "I'm actually starting to like this."
"NOW BOYS!" Taang yelled.
Taang had put Smellerbee and Longshot on the stage, just to spice things up.
"I have to play a girl?" both boyys asked, staring at the teleprompter.
"LAST WICKED SONG I SWEAR!" Taang yelled, "And yes, you do."
JET
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:
ZUKO
(spoken) My dear Father:
BOTH
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz:
ZUKO
But of course, I'll care for Nessa:
JET
But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:
JET
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:
Zuko chuckles before his next line.
ZUKO
Blonde.
JET
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?
ZUKO
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:
JET
My pulse is rushing:
ZUKO
My head is reeling:
JET
My face is flushing:
BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!:Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
JET
For your face
ZUKO
Your voice
JET
Your clothing
BOTH
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
LONGSHOT AND SMELLERBEE
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda, you're a martyr!
JET
Well: these things are sent to try us!
LONGSHOT AND SMELLERBEE
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:
ALL
What is this feeling (Loathing)
So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment (For her face, her voice)
I laid eyes on you (Her clothing)
My pulse is rushing (Let's just say:)
My head is reeling (We loathe it all!)
Oh, what is this feeling? (Ev'ry little trait, however small)
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh)
Yes: (Begin to crawl:.)
Ahhh: Ahhh:
ALL
Loathing!
ALL
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
So pure, so strong (Loathing)
LONGSHOT AND SMELLERBEE
So strong!
JET AND ZUKO
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
ALL
And I will be loathing (Loathing)
For forever loathing (Loathing)
Truly deeply loathing (Loathing) you
My whole (Loathing)
Life long! (Unadulterated loathing)
ZUKO
Boo!
"I did not hate him WHEN WE MET!" Jet yelled. Longshot rolled his eyes and pushed both boys off the stage, then he took Smellerbee's hand and walked calmly down the steps and into their seats.
"Thank you, Longshot," Taang replied.
BZZZZZZZZZZT!!
Mistress Monster had just tazed Jet, just for the hell of it.
Toph Monster