Phantom64: Well here's a family fun Disney dimension. Enjoy! Oh, since it's been like three years between the first game and my fanfic, Tidus and Selphie would be sixteen, and Wakka would be eighteen, so picture them as how they'd look in their respected games.
Sorry it took so long. Schools been hectic and Parents have been bugging me to study more.
Chapter 24: Toy Story
It was a peaceful afternoon on the Island. It had been a month since Sora, Riku, and Kairi had left with Ed, Donald, and Goofy. Sora,Riku, and Kairi's parents weren't exactly happy to hear that their children had left without saying good by. But a call from a certain King with round ears eased their minds. Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka were practicing together on the small island, Tidus with his rod, Selphie with her jump rope, and Wakka with his blitzball. "Man, I can't believe this!" Tidus whined while swinging his rod horizontally in the air. "Sora and them go off on another adventure and we get stuck here again."
"Well what could we do to help man?" Wakka asked tossing his Blitzball onto the seaside shack's wall. "Those Heartless wouldn't be very intimidated by a rod, a blitzball, and a jump rope ya?"
"Wakka's right Tidus." Selphie said to the blonde. " We'd get creamed without real weapons.
"That's another thing that bothers me." Tidus added. "All three of them have those keyblades while we're still using our play weapons from when we were thirteen and you were fifteen. We need to get REAL weapons."
"And where would we get some Tidus?" Wakka asked. "You know you have to be seventeen to get a weapon's permit ya?
"Then why haven't you gotten a weapon?" Tidus asked, his swings becoming fiercer.
"I prefer my good 'ol Blitzball." He said
"Well, If we want to fight the Heartless off we need weapons." Tidus stated.
"Hey who's that?" Selphie asked and pointed at a man walking up to them. This man had a brown hood and cloak which hid his face, a black tunic, black pants, black boots and a belt.
"Who are you?" Tidus demanded leveling his rod defensively.
"Take it easy, I'm not here to fight." The man said waving his right hand which was covered by a black glove. "I heard that you were in need of weapons." The man slightly pulled back his cloak, giving Tidus enough sight to notice a long silver cylinder with handle grips and a couple of knobs on it. What it's purpose was, he could not tell. "This is for you Tidus." He said giving the boy an odd sword which had an aqua like blade yet looked like it could cut through metal. "And you Selphie," he handed the girl a oversized nunchaku with odd designs on it . "And of course you Wakka." The man handed the oldest of the teens a blitzball much like his own.
"How do you know our names?" Selphie asked.
"That is not important right now." The man replied. "I am not your enemy. I gave you these weapons because you must train and be ready to fight soon." They all looked at the weapons that he had given them. "The darkness is getting stronger, and Sora will need all the help he can get."
"Hey! How do you know…" Tidus lifted his head to see that that man was gone. "…….Sora."
"Well, if that man was telling the truth then Sora could be coming here soon." Selphie stated.
"Yeah, We'd best be training with these new weapons he gave us ya?" Tidus added spinning his new blitzball on his index finger.
"Yeah, let's get busy." Tidus said to his friends and they began to train with their new weapons.
Deep within the secret spot, which was covered with chalk drawings of several children's art, one of them proclaiming the love of two teenagers, stood the mysterious man in the brown cloak. He studied the drawings with interest, looking at every one. He then studied the door which held the key to the heart of Destiny Islands. It was a magical place filled with wonder and the aura of hope.
"Luke….."
The man turned around as golden butterflies began to encircle the center of the secret place. Soon the butterflies dispersed and standing in the center of the cave was a woman who surpassed beauty. She was a with silky auburn hair, compassionate blue eyes, and a smile on her face. She was wearing a strapless golden gown laced with ribbons. She had a golden aura around her that made her look majestic, breathtaking, and almost…holy. "Oh it's you." The young man said pulling off his hood to show his messy blonde hair and bright blue eyes. It was none other than the Jedi master Luke Skywalker.
"Yes, I see you have given them their weapons." The golden woman stated, her voice was as sweet as honey and it echoed with serenity.
"Yeah, they're training as we speak." Luke replied. "Sora will need all the help he can get. He has never fought so many groups before." The young Jedi looked up at the woman. "Have you been able to contact Van Helsing yet?"
"I'm afraid not. It seems that he refuses to help us again after what happened last time." The woman and Jedi hung their heads with sadness. "We are running out of time Luke. Maleficent's Heartless are spreading like wildfire, the Empire is on the move, and worst of all the Chasers have returned."
"I understand. I must hook up with Princess Leia and make sure she gets to Radiant Garden safely." Luke said to the woman looking up. "I sense a great disturbance in the Force."
"Do what you must Luke but don't take too long. Sora will need you to guide him if he is to take on the Chasers or Darth Vader." The woman said.
"I will. Don't worry." The young Jedi said to the woman as she disappeared, turning into several golden butterflies and they flew out of the hole at the top of the cave, leaving the young Jedi to complete his task.
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"What?" was the first word to escape Sora's mouth as he found himself in some sort of box. The was an opening where he could see, but it was covered in some sort of plastic.
"Sora?" Kairi asked who was also in the box. She reached out with her hand and touched Sora's shoulder.
"Yeah, it's me Kai." Sora answered taking the redhead's hand into his.
"Where are we?" She asked, trying to look out from the plastic opening, but the plastic was making it all a blur. Sora summoned his keyblade and sliced through the plastic easily. What they saw shocked them both.
"Whoa!" Sora exclaimed. They were on a giant bed. Beyond the bed was a giant desk, bookshelf, chest, and a window. It was a room for a giant!
"Sora! Look at us!" Kairi exclaimed. Sora looked at Kairi and saw that her arms and leges had become jointed as it she were a toy. Sora looked at himself and noticed that he too looked like an action figure version of himself. "We're toys!" They looked back at the box that they had come out of. It was an action figure box that read: Kingdom Hearts action figures, Sora and Kairi.
"Man, now I'm an action figure in this dimension?" Sora exclaimed. "This rocks!" Kairi giggled and shook her head. They looked over at another action figure case that was rocking side to side that read: Kingdom Hearts action figures Riku and Yuffie.
"Get your hands away from there you pervert!" Yuffie yelled from inside the box.
"You're on to talk mistress crotch grabber!" Riku yelled as the box continued to rock. "You just grabbed it again a few seconds ago!"
"Those were accidents you ass! I bet in some sickening perverted way you liked it!" Yuffie snapped.
"That's it ninja girl! You're going down!" Riku declared.
"Bring it, Ricky." She teased.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" he roared as the box finally tipped over and they tumbled out in a heap of arms and legs. They too had joints on their arms and legs.
"Say where's Silent Bob?" Kairi asked. Riku and Yuffie got up from their heap and looked at a box that said: Silent Bob action figure, Complete with pack of cigarettes! Sora sliced open the plastic and let the silent wonder out. He was jointed like them, but their clothes were the same as always and were not fused to their skin like most action figures. Silent Bob looked at his box with amazement. He then reached into the box and grabbed the pack of cigs. Hit placed on in his mouth and lit it.
"So where are we?" Yuffie asked as they eyed the giant bedroom. Suddenly they heard someone climbing up they bed. The all readied their weapons while Silent Bob enjoyed his smoke. They stop and saw it was an old fashion pull string cowboy toy with a sheriff badge on his vest.
"Howdy." He greeted. "So you are the new toys eh?" The heroes eyed the cowboy with odd looks.
"Uh, yes we are." Sora lied. It would be better if they didn't know they were from another dimension.
"Well, welcome. This is Andy's room." He said motioning to the giant room. "Unfortunately, he and his family left for a vacation so the house is ours for now!"
"Andy?" Riku asked.
"The kid who plays with us of course!" the cowboy declared. "My name is Woody and I'm the leader of our happy toy community. "Come on down and meet everyone else." Suddenly up jumped a toy in a state-of-the-art space suit complete with fold in wings on his back. He had square jaw that made him look like an action star.
"Hey, Woody. These the new guys?" the space toy asked.
"Yup. Guys this Is Buzz Lightyear." Woody said.
"Call me Buzz the toy greeted.
"I'm Sora." The spiky brunette said. "And this is Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and Silent Bob."
"Nice to meet you." Buzz said shaking Sora' hand. Come on and meet the rest of the gang!" they all climbed down the bed to find several more toys in a semicircle around the bed.
"Guys this is Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and Silent Bob. " Woody introduced them to the toys.
"Name's Slinky." Greeted a slinky dog toy.
"I'm Rex. And please don't mock me for my t-rex attitude! I try my best to get it right!" whimpered a green dinosaur toy.
"Mr. Potatohead's the name and this is my wife Mrs. Potatohead." Greeted a plastic potato that had detachable arms, feet, mouth, mustache, nose, eyes, and hat. The woman looked the same except she had feminine parts.
" My name's Hamm." Greeted a pink piggy bank.
"Howdy! My name's Jessie." Said a female cowboy toy. "Ant this is Bullseye." She motioned to the toy horse.
"My name is Bo." Said a female toy with blonde hair and a pink dress. She had several sheep around her.
"Sarge and the Bucket O Soldiers Company reporting for duty." Exclaimed a small plastic green army man with several more army men right behind him.
"That guy over there is RC." Buzz motioned to a remote controlled rc car with little eyes. Is made a few beeping noises and drove over to Kairi. It made a few happy beeping noises while Kairi petted it.
"What is it with you and living cars?" Sora asked.
"I don't know. I guess that I'm a car girl." She giggled. Soon they met with the other toys.
"Yep we're a close group here." Woody declared as he and Sora looked at the small community from the desk.
"Say, you haven't met any other new toys have you?" Sora asked. "Really bad toys perhaps?" Woody scratched his chin.
"Yeah, there was three of them a few hours back." Woody explained. "Two girls and one really perverted guy."
'That sounds like Phantom65 and his girls alright.' Sora thought. "Do you know where they went?"
"They left to explore the house. We really paid no head to what they were doing. We were just glad to be rid of them. That perverted guy kept touching Bo and Jessie in really inappropriate places." Woody frowned remembering this. "Me and Buzz were at a stand off with that guy but the brown haired girl with the ponytail dragged him away. I think she was a little jealous."
"Look, we need to find those guys." Sora explained. "They took something that doesn't belong to them and we need to get it back."
"Sure thing Sora." Woody proclaimed. "We'll round up a team to accompany you." With that said they went down and chose their group. The group that would accompany Sora and his friends were Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Mr. Potatohead, Rex, Slinky, Hamm, RC, and Bullseye.
"Be careful Woody." Bo said sweetly and kissed the cowboy on the cheek.
"We'll hold down the fort sir!" Sarge declared saluting.
"You know Jessie, You should stay behind. This could get ugly." Buzz said to the cowgirl.
"Now don't you be telling me something's too dangerous!" Jessie proclaimed. "I'm a cowgirl and I don't take no to adventure. Remember that sweetie!" she said smacking the space toy's plastic butt.
"Uh, right." Buzz agreed blushing while some of the other toys snickered. Everyone in the group but Woody piled on top of RC while Woody got up on Bullseye.
"Let's ride!" Woody declared and they sped out of the room, the other toys cheering them on.
KH-KH-KH
Outside in the neighborhood, a minivan sped along with a little girl applying makeup to one of her Barby dolls. When she was done the poor Barby looked like the bride of Frankenstein. The girl didn't notice the ugly old toy in the backseat that had swift fully climbed out of the open car window. The toy landed on a freshly cut lawn. "Free at last." he moaned. The toy then saw the house in front of him. It was the house that the toy that ruined his life described. Now he had one thin left on his mind. "Revenge!" he growled as he picked up his pick-ax and lurched to the house, looking for and opening.
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In the attic of Andy's house was Phantom65, Moonshine, and Poison Fairy. They looked the same as they did except their arms and legs were jointed. They walked along the towers of cardboard boxes. Moonshine had a annoyed look on her face and her arms crossed. "Oh come on Moony," Phantom65 said as he walked up to his second-in-command, "So what if I pinched those girls' butts, I do it all the time."
"We have a job to do and all you can think about is your inflated libido?" She asked with annoyance in her voice.
"Oh come on, if you wanted me to do it to you, you could've asked." He said pinching the brunette's buttocks. Moonshine spun around blushing angrily and mentally punched him in the face, sending him flying back past Poison Fairy and into a tipped over box of assorted knick-knacks. "Did anyone get the number of that truck?" he asked dizzily, stars swirling around his head.
"He never learns does he?" Poison Fairy asked as she walked up to her female friend.
"I've gotten used to it." She intoned, a slight smile creeping on her face.
"Huh?" the Asian girl asked, seeing the mile creeping on the brunette's face. She began to giggle. "You like it when he does that don't you?" she asked giggling.
"WHAT?" Moonshine exclaimed blushing. "I certainly do NOT have anything with 65! Were just friends! If my heart is for anyone, it belongs to a certain Chilly Academic." She sighed thoughtfully.
"But he's dead." Poison Fairy stated.
"I know Nomura plans to bring my Vexie back from the dead in the next one! I just know it!" She declared, her eyes turning big and sparkly.
"Okay, fangirl, keep dreaming." Poison Fairy intoned rolling her eyes.
"HOLY S(Bleep!)! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?" they heard 65 yell. Moonshine quickly flew over to her friend while Poison Fairy jogged behind her.
"Hey, (Pant!) I can't fly like you guys! (Pant!) Wait up!" Poison Fairy yelled.
"Phantom! What's wrong?" Moonshine asked, summoning her scythes. She then noticed the man next to 65. "What the hell happened to you?"
"I seriously need to get Gizmo to build me a jet pack or something because running behind you two isn't working for- Geeze! What's with this guy?" The Asian teen asked looking at the disfigured toy.
"I'm a guy looking for revenge." The toy growled. "Revenge on the cowboy, the space guy, and the rest of them."
"Well, we'd love to help you with your revenge and all that but We have our own business to attend to." The perverted teen said lazily to the vengeful miner.
"I believe the 5 new toys with them are looking for you." The toy intoned. " One of them has a certain key, perhaps?" Phantom65 tripped getting up when he heard this.
"Oh S(Bleep!)! How'd they find us?" Poison Fairy exclaimed.
"Crap! Crap! Crap!" Phantom65 yelled. " Okay, Okay, let's all calm down." The pervert said calming his nerves.
"Looks like you'll be needing my help after all." The ugly toy said smugly.
"And what do you have in mind?" Moonshine intoned, obviously not impressed by toy.
"Why these guys I found in this attic." He explained. As if on cue, a menacing plastic cobra slithered up to them followed by a pair of disfigured giant stretch Armstrongs, a big remote control black monster truck toy, and hundreds of little plastic tan soldiers.
The three teens smiled evilly at the site of the miniature army. "Well, I see we have a little team up here Mr.?..." Phantom65 asked.
"Stinky Pete's the name." the toy stated. "And today, I will have my revenge!"
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Sora's recon team was now in the living room. They had checked all the rooms upstairs, so they made their way down the stairs and into the large living room. Everyone piled onto RC were conversing with each other.
"So these toys your after, how good are they?" Hamm asked Sora.
"I hope they don't come with kung-fu action!" Rex whimpered.
"I think they've got worse things than kung-fu action." Sora said to the timid dinosaur.
Rex gasped. "They have nerf ball launchers? We're doomed!" he wailed.
"Now stop! Nobody's doomed." Buzz said to calm the toy down.
"Hey, I wonder if they're in the basement?" Kairi wondered as they neared the open door leading to the basement.
Riku was looking at Yuffie who turned her head away from him in a huff and had her arms crossed "What is it this time?" Riku asked rolling his eyes.
"I'd think you know boob boy." The ninja intoned, not even turning to face him. "Grab my breasts intentionally and then blame be for accidentally grabbing your manhood."
"Twice I might add." Riku intoned dourly.
"Okay buddy." Yuffie growled turning to face the silver haired teen. "I don't care if you're a cute bishie. You just lost any chance of getting with me! I'll never love you again so ha!" She said sticking her tongue out. Riku slapped his forehead as they reached the basement door. Suddenly a large gust of red wind sprayed on them, sending Riku, Yuffie, Mr. Potatohead, and Jessie into the basement. Everyone else were thrown into the rug of the living room while RC was tipped over.
"Jessie!" Buzz yelled running to the basement door, only to be stopped by hundreds of little tan soldiers who blocked their way. The tans and the giant stretch Armstrongs surrounded the good toys in the living room. From the kitchen strolled the big and menacing monster truck with Phantom65, Moonshine, and Poison Fairy on top of it.
"Phantom65!" Sora proclaimed.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the keyblade hero and his friends." Phantom65 said smugly. "I don't know how you got here, But I know how're leaving: In pieces!"
"Hey, where's that ugly old miner?" Poison Fairy whispered to Moonshine.
"He said he'd show himself when ALL of his enemies are here." She explained.
"Less talk , more violence!" 65 exclaimed. "ATTACK!" he yelled and the small army charged at the toy heroes, Sora and Kairi produced their keyblades, Buzz got into a fighting stance, and Woody readied Bullseye for the attack, Hamm and Rex screamed Were DOOMED, and Silent bob and Slinky were getting RC back on his wheels. Sora' eyes narrowed at the toy army. This could be harder that they first thought.
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Down in the basement, Riku got up slowly. They had just crashed down a flight of stairs. Riku went to help Yuffie up, only to be slapped away form the ninja. "I can get up myself thank you!" she retorted.
"Fine! Go ahead. Use your GREAT ninja powers to get your ass up!" Riku snapped.
"Keep it up bishie, and I'll make you into my new training dummy!" She yelled getting up.
"If you two are done with your little lover's spat, CAN YOU HELP PUT ME BACK TOGETHER?" Mr. Potatohead yelled, his arms, feet, and other body parts scattered across the floor of the basement. Jessie had picked up his eyebrows.
"Oh my!" Yuffie gasped. "Are you okay?"
"I'm okay." The disembodied potato said. "But if my severed eyes tell me you aren't!" suddenly they heard a hissing sound. Riku and Yuffie spun around with their weapons out. Behind them was a large plastic cobra slithering toward them. It wasn't jumbo sized, but with was big enough to wrap around one of their bodies and snap it like a twig instantly.
"Jessie, You keep getting Mr. P fixed." Riku ordered. "We can handle this thing."
"Right!" Jessie nodded and got the rest of the potato's limbs back in her arms.
"Try and keep up sweet ass." Yuffie teased as she ran and threw her oversized shuriken. But the cobra swiftly dodged it and it came back to her hand.
"You try to keep up sweet ass." Riku smirked and ran passed the flustered ninja to take a few slices as the plastic reptile. The snake easily dodged his swipes and took a quick bite to his left shoulder. Riku gave out a grunt of pain. Although it wasn't poisonous like a real Cobra's bite, it was still painful. The cobra then whacked Riku aside with it's tail and slithered over to Yuffie. She did a cartwheel to avoid the toy reptile's bite. She threw her Shuriken again. The snake narrowly dodged it giving it a small but deep cut in it's tail. It shrieked and lunged at the ninja with incredible speed. Yuffie dropped her Shuriken as the cobra wrapped it's slender body around hers. It was slowly constricting, crushing her. Oh God! She thought. This snake wasn't going to bite her head off and be done with it. The toy reptile was going to slowly kill her, crush her bones and her lungs. She was going to die. She was going to die at the hands of a plastic Cobra! This is it! It's getting harder to breathe. It's almost finished. She just wished she had told Riku she's sor-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the snake screeched as Riku sliced it's head clean off. The head bounced a few feet away while it's body released it's grip on Yuffie. The Cobra's headless body wriggled and jerked for a few seconds and finally laid still for good. Yuffie took deep breaths and looked up at her savior. Riku's shoulder where the cobra had bitten him had left deep bite marks. Although that scar would disappear when they left this dimension, it still was considered a battle scar to him. "R-Riku.." She quivered.
"Are you alright, Yuffie?" he asked gently. He was answered by being pulled down by the ninja and into a long embrace.
"Thank you…" She whispered as she sobbed on his chest. Riku smiled a little and held her tightly. When she had calmed down and Mr. Potatohead was put back together, They made their trek up the stairs into the living room where sounds of battle could be heard.
"Come on!" Jessie yelled. "We need to get up there pronto!"
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In the living room, the battle raged on. Sora hopped around slicing at the small tan soldiers. Woody rode on Bullseye and used a piece of string to lasso and trip a stretch Armstrong, Buzz punched and kicked the small soldiers but they began to pile on.him. Kairi was now on top of RC who was driving across the living room, mowing down the tan soldiers while Kairi slashed the lucky one's who actually got on.
"I can't do it!" Rex wailed as he ran away from the pursuing tan soldiers. "I'm scared!"
"Rex! Now's not the time to be Chicken!" Hamm yelled as the tan soldiers piled on him. Rex saw what was happening to his friend and had a new look of determination in her eyes.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!" Rex yelled and charged at the tans, sending them flying in every direction. Silent Bob, who everyone failed to notice, had snuck to the monster truck toy which Phantom65, Moonshine, and Poison Fairy were on.
"Why don't we attack yet?" Poison Fairy whined.
"We wait for Mr. Pete to show up." Moonshine intoned.
"Aw screw that old freak!" 65 declared. "Go and have some fun!"
"Yah!" Poison Fairy cheered and jumped into the fray.
"You really should stick to plans sir." Moonshine intoned. "That's part of being a good leader."
"Hey now I may stray from your plans and my own plans from time to time." He stated. "But I find a way to make them work all the time. So don't worry Moony." He said lifting his hand to smack her butt.
"Try it and I'll send you flying right into the wall." Moonshine growled, not even turning to look at him. "Mind reader remember? Well I'm going to find Mr. Pete and stick to the plan." She then flew off into the kitchen.
"Damn it." Phantom muttered. "I'll never get her naked at this rate."
"I heard that!" Moonshine yelled back.
"Crap!" 65 moaned. He turned around and found silent Bob on the back of the toy truck. "Who the hell are you?" he asked. Silent bob didn't answer but took a fighting stance. "Ah who cares! Get the hell off my truck!" he yelled sending a blast of wind from his hand and towards Silent Bob. The former stoner ducked as the wind rushed by, but Silent Bob had landed on the button that had the words 'nitro boost' on it that 65 had installed. "Oh crap." 65 moaned as the truck's engines started up. The truck blasted off at high speed. Everyone, hero and villain, dived out of the way to avoid the rampaging car. After it's long joy ride it went into the kitchen and crashed into the kitchen table.
"Silent Bob!" Kairi cried. Immediately Riku, Yuffie, Jessie, and Mr. P joined the fray. Phantom65 and Moonshine flew out of the kitchen with Someone walking out of the kitchen door that made all of the toys gasp.
"Stinky Pete!" woody yelled. Yes, in front of them was a fat miner toy with a red shirt, blue overalls, a brown hat, a white beard, and had a pick-ax in his hand. His face was covered with painted rainbows, clouds, and a failed lipstick on his lips.
"What are you doing here?" Buzz demanded.
"What do you think you blasted space toy?" he growled. "Because of you I lost my chance to be at that museum and my face!"
"You brought that on yourself you old coot!" Jessie yelled.
"Bah!" he snorted and snapped his fingers. Suddenly even more tan soldiers marched out of the kitchen. This was bad there was far too many for them to take on. "Say good by."
"I don't think so ugly!" the green soldier Sarge yelled from, the foot of the stairs. "Charge!" he yelled and down the stairs charged the green army men, Bo Peep, Mrs. Potatohead, and the other toys. They went into the fray, kicking and punching the tan soldiers. Soon the tide was changing. Poison Fairy hopped around with agile grace and then spotted Riku.
"Hey! We meet again cutie!" she giggled.
"Oh no! Not you again!" Riku moaned readying himself to combat the power borrower. He slashed at the Asian teen, but she ducked and kicked Riku's right leg. She then tackled the silver haired teen, laying herself on his stomach.
"I could take your powers by just touching you." She stated playfully. "But where's the fun in that?" She leaned down, her lips puckered ready to kiss the bishie. Before their lips could even touch, Poison Fairy was jerked back by the back of her shirt by Yuffie.
"Keep away from him you little slut!" the Ninja growled and threw her right at Phantom65. They both fell to the floor in a heap.
"Oi! Nobody call's one of my arch-enemy's guest authors a slut and gets away with it!" 65 yelled. "PF! Why don't you show them what a real wind dynamo you can be!" he said holding out his hand.
"Sounds like a plan." She smirked and grasped his hand. Her hand began to glow a greenish color. She withdrew her hand looked at the ongoing battle. She held out her arms forward and sent blasts of green wind at them, scattering them. She laughed, not noticing Yuffie jump behind her and kicked her down. She then quickly grabed her dimensional sphere. "Oh man!" She whined as she faded out of the dimension and sent back to theirs.
"This isn't good." 65 said "I believe it's time for a hasty retreat."
"I agree." Moonshine said and they both pulled out their dimensional spheres and disappeared.
"Crud!" Riku growled. "They got away!" Sora looked at the fight that was happening. There were still several tan soldiers and 1 stretch Armstrong left. He, Woody, and Buzz nodded.
"SORA! WOODY! BUZZ!" they said together, Buzz grabbing Sora in his arms, Woody on his back, and his wings popped our of his jet pack. "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Buzz began to fly around the room at high speeds, Sora furiously slashing the tan soldiers. Buzz then floated upright in the center if the soldiers and Sora and Woody switched places. Buzz grabbed Woody's pull string on his back and swung him like a tether ball, mowing down the tans. They then flew up to the top of the room and came spiraling down. They slammed into the floor, creating a shockwave that took out the remaining tans and Stretch Armstrong.
"Grrr." Stinky Pete growled and retreated to the kitchen. Sora and buzz chased after him, the other toys right behind them. The evil toy miner climbed up an extension cord. Buzz and Sora barely got up the counter as Stinky Pete unplugged the cord, preventing anyone else from getting up there.
"You're a disgrace to toys everywhere Stinky Pete." Buzz intoned staring down the miner. They were on the edge of the kitchen sink.
"I don't care what you say space toy!" he growled.
"You're through! Just give up!" Sora stated.
"Never!" the miner yelled and slammed his pick-ax into Buzz's side, sneinf him to the kitchen floor.
"Buzz!" Sora yelled. Jessie and the other toys came to his aid.
"Buzz! Speak to me!" Jessie wailed.
"To infinity and beyond…" he moaned.
"You'll pay for that!" Sora said charging with his keyblade. One of the remaining tan soldiers had turned the garbage disposal on. They dueled on the edge of the sink, Keyblade against pick-ax. Soon Sora sliced the pick-ax out of Stinky Pete's hand.
"I surrender!" he wailed. "Please have mercy!" Sora, being compassionate as he is, dismissed his keyblade and held out his hand. Stinky Pete smiled wickedly and grabbed his pick-ax and slammed it into his left leg. Sora screamed in pain as he went down on the edge of the sink. The toy crowd gasped.
"Sora!" Kairi screamed.
"Damn it!" Riku growled, unable to help his friend.
"Say good by little one." Stinky Pete said evilly and was about to push Sora off the counter. They all failed to notice a certain Silent bob on the top of the table who fired his grappling gun at the dormant ceiling fan.(A/N: Cue the heroic music!) Silent Bob swung from the table, the crowed looking with amazement. He had his feet outward. Stinky Pete turned in surprise to be kicked by the swinging Silent Bob. Stinky Pete tilted for a few moments trying to catch his balance, but he fell into the sink, right into the churning garbage disposal. Stinky Pete screamed as the disposal ripped him to shreds. Someone finally turned the disposal off. By the time it was over, Stinky Pete was gone. Silent Bob helped Sora up as the crowed cheered for Silent Bob.
"Way to go Silent Bob!" Yuffie cheered. When they got down. Sora was embraced by the red haired Kairi and Silent Bob was carried around by the toys. Suddenly the prototype sphere began to glow.
"Look's like it's time for us to go." Sora said to the toys.
"You're leaving?" Woody asked.
"Yeah, we need to go after Phantom65 and Moonshine.." Kairi explained.
"Well good luck to you." Buzz said.
"You come back now ya hear?" Jessie said to them as they began to disappeared.
"Goodby!" Yuffie said and they finally faded away.
"Now then." Woody said to his toy companions. "How the heck are we suppose to clean this up?" he asked looking at the pile of tan soldiers in the living room.
KH-KH-KH
Ralix sat in his chair, still hooded A hooded boy came in along with the Sora obsessed Xilly. "You wanted to see us?" the hooded one asked.
"It seems that Sora is off on a little dimensional trip stopping some third rate villains. " Ralix explained. "Now would be the time to make your existence noted Roxas." The hooded boy pulled back his hood to show his spiky blonde hair and blue eyes. It was none other than Roxas.
"I will fight Sora." He said. "I'll let that clueless fool know what has happened to me and Namine since he can't seem to figure it out." He growled.
"Oh! Oh! Please let me go!" Xilly begged. "I want to see my precious Sora again!"
"Fine." Ralix sighed. "Just don't do anything that will embarrass us." He tossed Roxas a grew orb that had the Nobody emblem on the inside of it.
"Oh I'll be on my best behavior." Xilly said saluting. "When Sora's not around that is." She giggled.
"Just get going." Ralix sighed. The sphere began to glow and Roxas and Xilly disappeared into the vast number of dimensions. "she'll never change." Ralix said to himself.
End of Chapter
Phantom64: Man That took awhile! I'm skipping Villains of Tomorrow cuz I really want to get this chapter up immediately. You'll see the results for Mozenrath next chapter.
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