"So… you LIKE the singing?" Jet asked from the audience.
The two shrugged, then noticed who they had to sing with.
"NOT AGAIN!" Zuko shouted.
"How many Zutara things are you gonna pull?" Katara asked.
"Until you're sick of 'em…" Taang replied.
"Yep, but really, I'm here to get those two together…" Mistress Monster replied, pointing to Aang and Toph, who were talking to each other and not really paying any attention.
Meng growled from her seat, and Mistress Monster kicked her out of her seat.
"No tazing?" Sokka asked.
Mistress Monster smirked and…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!
… tazed him. He fell in an awkward pile at Suki's feet.
"Why do you do that?" she asked.
Mistress Monster shrugged.
The music began.
KATARA
You are sunlight and I moon
Joined by the gods of fortune
Midnight and high noon
Sharing the sky
We have been blessed, you and I
ZUKO
You are here like a mystery
I'm from a world that's so different
From all that you are
How in the light of one night
Did we come so far?
KATARA
Outside day starts to dawn
ZUKO
Your moon still floats on high
KATARA
The birds awake
ZUKO
The stars shine too
KATARA
My hands still shake
ZUKO
I reach for you
BOTH
And we meet in the sky!
KATARA
You are sunlight and I moon
Joined here
Bright'ning the sky
With the flame
Of love
Both
Made of
Sunlight
Moonlight
Katara covered her mouth and ran back to her seat. Zuko raised an eyebrow at the telepromter, slipped on a banana peel, and landed in her lap.
"MOLESTATION?!" Taang yelled, standing up.
Sokka had awakened from his tazer happy dreams and had watched the entire thing. He had turned an astonishing shade of blue through it all…
Mistress Monster tugged on Taang's skirt, pulling her down, and said into her ear, "NO!"
Toph Monster