"Suki! Ty Lee! You're song!" Mistress Monster yelled, Suki and Ty Lee looked tentatively at each other and then started singing. Mistress Monster kept the tazer on Sokka's neck, and her butcher knife under Haru's chin, just in case.
TY LEE
Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say,
"Baby's so sweet"
Every since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys-girls
I can't help it baby
So be kind
Don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks' would kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, baby
So be mine or don't waste my time
Cryin' - "Honeybear - Are you still my, my, my baby?"
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way - Can I be what I'm not
But hey - Don't you want your girl hot!
Don't fight - Don't lose your head
Cause every night- Who's in your bed?
Before they could go on, Taang stood on her chair and yelled, "FEMMSLASH!"
Mistress Monster sighed and looked over at Jet, who pulled the young girl down and strapped her to her chair.
Ty lee sighed and continued singing.
TY LEE
Who's in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pooky?
SUKI
It won't work
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you
What to do
With my impromptu baby
So be wise
This girl satisfies
You've got a prize but don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am
TY LEE
A control freak
SUKI
Who I was meant to be
TY LEE
A snob - yet over-attentive
SUKI
And if you give a damn
TY LEE
A loveable, droll geek
SUKI
Take me baby or leave me
TY LEE
And anal retentive
BOTH
That's it!
SUKI
The straw that breaks my back
BOTH
I quit
SUKI
Unless you take it back
BOTH
Women
TY LEE
What is it about them?
BOTH
Can't live -
With them -
Or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm gone!
"What an odd couple," Taang replied, "… I like it!"
"We don't!" Sokka and Haru yelled.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!
Mistress Monster tazed Haru.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!
Then she tazed Sokka.
"Shut up, lover boys."
Toph Monster