Zuko and Katara stood on stage, glaring at poor Mistress Monster and Taang, who shrugged and picked up the tazer and the butcher knife.

The music started. Sokka was on the edge of his seat, glaring at both Zuko and Mistress Monster.

ZUKO

You have come here

in pursuit of

your deepest urge,

in pursuit of

that wish,

which till now

has been silent,

silent . . .

I have brought you,

that our passions

may fuse and merge -

in your mind

you've already

succumbed to me

dropped all defences

completely succumbed to me -

now you are here with me:

no second thoughts,

you've decided,

decided . . .

Past the point

of no return -

no backward glances:

the games we've played

till now are at

an end . . .

Past all thought

of "if" or "when" -

no use resisting:

abandon thought,

and let the dream

descend . . .

What raging fire

shall flood the soul?

What rich desire

unlocks its door?

What sweet seduction

lies before

us . . .?

Past the point

of no return,

the final threshold -

what warm,

unspoken secrets

will we learn?

Beyond the point

of no return . . .

KATARA

You have brought me

to that moment

where words run dry,

to that moment

where speech

disappears

into silence,

silence . . .

I have come here,

hardly knowing

the reason why . . .

In my mind,

I've already

imagined our

bodies entwining

defenceless and silent -

and now I am

here with you:

no second thoughts,

I've decided,

decided . . .

Past the point

of no return -

no going back now:

our passion-play

has now, at last,

begun . . .

Past all thought

of right or wrong -

one final question:

how long should we

two wait, before

we're one . . .?

When will the blood

begin to race

the sleeping bud

burst into bloom?

When will the flames,

at last, consume

us . . .?

BOTH

Past the point

of no return

the final threshold -

the bridge

is crossed, so stand

and watch it burn . . .

We've passed the point

of no return . . .

Sokka stood up, but Jet sat him back down, "Get it in your head, Sokka. She and Zuko are an item. Toph and Aang are an item. You and Suki are an item, Longshot and Smellerbee are an item, Haru and Ty Lee are an item. Me and… I feel very along now…" he sat down and began to sulk.

Mistress Monster looked at Mai and smirked.

"And Musicals strike again at getting two unsuspecting people together…"

Toph Monster