The two singers looks at each other and smiled, "I haven't sung with you, buddy," Jet said.
Longshot nodded and wondered why he was singing with Jet, fearing the worst.
Smart man, Longshot, smart man.
JET
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
LONGSHOT
Oh,hi Rod!
JET
Hi Nicky.
LONGSHOT
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
JET
That's very interesting.
LONGSHOT
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
JET
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
LONGSHOT
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...
JET
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
LONGSHOT
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
JET
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
LONGSHOT
Yeah, but...
JET
OVER!!!
LONGSHOT
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
JET
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read...
What?!
LONGSHOT
IF YOU WERE QUEER
JET
Ah, Nicky!
LONGSHOT
I'D STILL BE HERE,
JET
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
LONGSHOT
YEAR AFTER YEAR
JET
Nicky!
LONGSHOT
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
JET
Argh!
LONGSHOT
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
JET
What?
LONGSHOT
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
JET
I would?
LONGSHOT
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
JET
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
LONGSHOT
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
JET
Nicky, that's GROSS!
LONGSHOT
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
JET
I am not listening!
LONGSHOT
AND HERE I'D STAY,
JET
La la la la la!
LONGSHOT
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
JET
Aaaah!
LONGSHOT
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
JET
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
LONGSHOT
If you were gay.
JET
Argh!
Sokka turned to Mistress Monster, "Avenue Q, eh?"
"Last one for now, Sokka-kins," Mistress Monster replied, smiling.
"She's smiling! DUCK AND COVER!" Aang yelled.
"Why are you so happy, Miz Monster?" Suki asked.
"She's in love…" Taang replied, whispering hoarsely.
All the girls squealed with delight, then Zuko asked, "What's wrong with you, Taangers?"
"Taangers?" Aang asked, getting out from under his chair, but first he hit his head on the bottom of the seat and got his bald head stuck in the gum.
"I heard Mistress Monster say it…"
"AHEM! Taang has a cold, and I'm NOT gonna say who I like!" Mistress Monster yelled.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
Meng fell to the floor, next to a very strange looking sock.
"Did you have to taze both Meng and Ed the sock?" Toph asked.
Mistress Monster shrugged and sat back in her chair, content.