"WHY AM I ON STAGE!" Azula yelled, "WITH MY BROTHER, OF ALL PEOPLE!"
"I DEMAND AN AGNI KAI, MISTRESS MONSTER!" Zuko yelled.
"I'm denying you your Agni Kai, 1) because I am an Earthbender, and 2) I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY FOR YOU TO START THE GODDAMNED SONG!" Mistress Monster yelled.
Jia Yu poked Mistress Monster in the ribs, "Can I take out the ear plugs now?"
"Hold on…"Mistress Monster replied, putting up her finger.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN THIS DRESS?!" Azula asked, pointing to the blue frilly dress she was in. Zuko was wearing what looked like a salsa costume.
'BECAUSE IT FITS WITH THE PLOT OF THE MUSICAL THIS SONG IS FEATURED IN! And because it's fun to torture you non-violently… but maybe violent is the way to go…" Mistress Monster said, trailing off. She put the tazer to the back of Meng's now conscious neck and…
"Can I taze her?" Jia Yu asked.
Mistress Monster nodded, handing her the tazer.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!
Meng was toast.
"TOAST!" Aang yelled, quite randomly.
Everyone stared, then Azula and Mistress Monster continued their shouting match.
"I HATE THIS DRESS!"
"DEAL WITH IT, PRINCESS!"
"I HATE YOU!"
Taang whispered something to Mistress Monster, who did a little wavey thing with her hands, and Azula's dress turned a surprising red color.
"Thank you," Azula said, grinning.
Jia Yu removed the ear plugs from her ears, breathing out slowly.
"Just sing," Mistress Monster replied, taking a drink of water.
Azula:
I believe in dreamin'
Shootin' for the stars
Zuko:
Baby to be number one
You've got to raise the bar
Azula:
Kickin' and a scratchin'
Grindin' out my best
Zuko:
Anything it takes
To climb the ladder of success
Both:
Work our tails off every day
Gotta bump the competition
Blow them all away
Azula:
Yeah we're gonna
Both:
Bop, bop, bop
Bop to the top
Zuko:
Slip and slide and ride that rhythm
Both:
Jump and hop hop 'til we drop
Azula:
And start again
Zip zap zop
Pop like a mop
Zuko:
Scoot around the corner
Both:
Move it to the groove
'Til the music stops
Do the bop bop, bop to the top
Don't ever stop
Bop to the top
Gimmie, gimmie
Shimmy shimmy
Shake some booty and turn around
Flash a smile in their direction
Azula:
Show some muscle
Zuko:
Do the hustle
Both:
Yeah we're gonna bop, bop, bop
Bop to the top
Zuko:
Wipe away your inhibitions
Both:
Stump, stump, stump do the rump
Azula:
And strut your stuff
Both:
Bop, bop, bop
Straight to the top
Going for the glory
We'll keep stepping up
And we just won't stop
'Til we reach the top
Bop to the top!
Jet, Smellerbee and Longshot removed the earplugs from their ears while Jia Yu and Mistress Monster continued to laugh their asses off.
"Why must you do that to them?" Mai asked, wrapping her arms around Jet.
"Did you listen when I introduced myself? I am the evil Toph Monster…"
"Oh," Mai replied.
"You haven't done a Taang song since I've—" Jia Yu started.
"Hush! All in a day's work, Jia, honey," Mistress Monster hissed.