Jet, Zuko and Aang slid in their seats, remembering the video about them that started with this type of music. Gay threesomes weren't their favorite things in the whole world.

Jia Yu and Taang widened their eyes.

Mistress Monster:

(Oh baby baby, oh baby baby)

Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know

that something wasn't right here

Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go

and now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be

tell me baby cause I need to know now

oh because

CHORUS

My loneliness is killin' me (and I)

I must confess I still believe (still believe)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind

give me a sign,

hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby, the reason I breathe is you

Boy you've got me blinded

Oh pretty baby, there's nothin' that I wouldn't do

It's not the way I planned it

show me how you want it to be

tell me baby cause I need to know now

oh because

CHORUS

Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know

Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go

I must confess that my loneliness

is killing me now

don't you know I still believe

that you will be here

and give me a sign

hit me baby one more time

CHORUS

I must confess (my loneliness)

that my loneliness (is killing me)

Is killing me now (I must confess)

Don't you know I still believe

that you will be here (im losin' my mind)

and give me a sign

hit me baby one more time…

And she collapsed on the floor.

Azula began laughing evilly, while Longshot, Aang, Smellerbee and Toph ran on stage.

"WE NEED A MEDIC!" Smellerbee was shouting.

"How do you O.D. on cactus juice?" Zuko asked.

Katara shrugged and tried to remember that one time in the desert…