After throwing up for five hours in a row, Mistress Monster came back into the room. Suddenly, Jia Yu burst in from the door that lead down to the dungeons. She was panting heavily and trying her hardest not to laugh.
"What is it?" Taang asked, her cold definitely gotten over.
"Meng… Zhou… Ozai! THREESOME DOWNSTAIRS!" Jia Yu yelled.
Mistress Monster sighed, "Sokka was right…"
Sokka jumped up and squealed loudly, "HA!"
Mistress Monster shook her head and yelled, "Toph, Aang, Smellerbee, Longshot, Mai, Sokka, Ty Lee and Jet, please report to the stage before I kill someone."
Taang and Jia Yu stared at her, "Umm?"
Mistress Monster then burst out laughing, "Oh, thank you Avenue Q…"
Taang and Jia Yu: Ah, crap on a stick…
Mai:
Take her home!
Ty Lee:
She's wasted!
Mai and Ty Lee:
Yaaay!
Smellerbee:
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
That's the spot - that's the spot - okay, a little lower -
okay, now to the left - no, my left - ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Longshot:
Oh, my God, Kate, no one's ever touched me like this
before - you can't put your finger there -
OOH! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!
Both:
Oh, yeah!
Jet:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love
Mai and Ty Lee:
When you're making love!
Jet:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!
Mai and Ty Lee:
When you're making love!
Jet:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!
Mai and Ty Lee:
When you're making love!
Jet:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want...
Smellerbee/Longshot:
Ahhhhhhh!
Jet:
Gary Coleman! You hear what?
Hell no, I won't tell them to quiet down!
Smellerbee:
Are we being too loud?
Longshot:
Yeah are we bothering someone?
Jet:
Oh, no, not at all, kids!
You keep doing what you're doing.
Mai and Ty Lee:
Yeah! Louder!
Jet:
You're not allowed to be loud
At the library
At the art museum
Or at a play
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty
Don't behave like you're
At the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love
Mai and Ty Lee:
Making sweet, sweet love
Jet:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love
Mai and Ty Lee:
Loud as the hell!
Loud as the hell you want!
Jet:
Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet
When you're good and done.
All:
Be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!
Loud as the hell you want...
Smellerbee:
Faster, Princeton!
Toph:
Brian, slow down! This not a race!
All:
Loud as the hell you want...
Longshot:
Oh, yeah!
Aang:
Who's your daddy?
Toph:
What? Brian!
All:
Loud as the hell you want...
Loud as the hell you want...
Jet:
Smack it and lick it and rub it and suck it!
All:
Loud as the hell you want...
Toph:
Yes! Work your mama!
All:
Loud as the hell you-
Smellerbee:
Oh yeah, that's it!
Aang:
Ooh, babe!
Sokka:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
All:
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Want!
The singers looked at each other (they didn'y actually… you know…), screamed and ran off the stage.
Jia Yu, Taang and Mistress Monster laughed out loud… frankly.
"Sokka was Trekkie Monster again, wasn't he?" Katara asked, glaring back at the three Nazis.
Mistress Monster nodded.