Okay, so these reeeeaaaly aren't haikus, but at least I tried.
Jack's Haikus
A ceremony at the fort,
Nobody looked out at sea,
A pirate sailed to port.
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Sun shining brightly above,
Waves laping against a boat,
Slowly and steadily the boat sinks.
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A sparrow in a crow's nest,
Gazing at the beach,
Planing his future theivery.
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A mutinied captain on a dock,
Stopped by an old man,
He's bought off with 3 shilings.
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A Sparrow and a Swann,Watch the Sparrow take flight,
Leaving the Swann in the dust.
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A debt to Davy Jones,
He owes him his soul,
Time's up.
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A man known for many years,Captain of a great ship,
He is Captain Jack Sparrow.