Aang had been missing.
"Where's twinkletoes?" Mistress Monster asked.
The a-fore-mentioned airbender walked in wearing all black… he looked like your typical emo-goth man.
"Oh… fuck," Jia Yu and Taang chimed in.
"I don't want to do anything… the world hates me… I wish I was dead…"
"What brought this on?" Toph asked.
"Katara doesn't love me…" Aang replied.
"But… Toph… and Aang?" Jia Yu asked.
Toph cocked her eyebrow, "What the hell?
Mistress Monster laughed, "Two Avenue Q songs in one time period! Again!"
"Oh, god," the avatar cast chimed in.
"HUSH! Longshot, Aang, Sokka, Toph, Smellerbee, and Jet, get up there!" Mistress Monster yelled, pushing the now goth Aang on the stage.
Longshot:
Princeton!
Aang:
Yeah.
Longshot:
Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks.
What's up with that?
Aang:
I went to work for a temp agency, and they
fired me for being too depressing on the phone.
I maxed out my cards, I'm two months behind
in rent, I totally messed up my personal life.
Oh, and Brian - I still haven't found my purpose!
Longshot:
All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying!
Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today.
Aang:
Have fun!
Longshot:
When I say everyone, that includes you!
There is life outside your apartment.
I know it's hard to conceive.
But there's life outside your apartment.
And you're only gonna see it if you leave.
There is cool shit to do,
But it can't come to you,
And who knows, dude
You might even score!
There is life outside your apartment.
But you gotta open the door!
Aang:
No, thanks, I'm staying in!
Longshot:
Don't tell me I gotta force you.
Aang:
Sorry!
Longshot:
All right, everyone! He's resisting!
All but Aang:
There is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life outside your apartment!
There's a pigeon
Squashed on the street.
Smellerbee:
Ew.
Longshot:
There's a girl passing by
Jet:
No I think it's a guy
All but Aang:
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat!
Sorry, can't help you.
We could go to the zoo!
Sokka:
Pick up girls at NYU!
Longshot:
We could sit in the park smoking pot!
Smellerbee:
Or not.
All but Aang:
There is life outside your apartment.
Aang:
Well, I guess I'll give it a shot.
All:
There is life outside your apartment.
I know -
There is life outside your apartment.
Jet:
I'm gonna jump!
All:
Don't do it!
Jet:
Okay.
All:
There is cool shit to do
But it can't come to you
So come on -
Jet:
Get out of the way asshole!
Aang:
Fuck you!
All:
There is life outside your apartment.
Oh, you never know
What's around the bend.
You could win the lotto
Or make a friend...
Guys:
Take her home to see your apartment!
Toph:
Do you wanna feel special?
I can see that you do.
Well, I can make you feel
Special.
If you let me feel you.
Guys:
She'll feel you!
Toph:
Where's your pad?
Aang:
Not too far.
Guys:
We could call you a car.
Aang:
We'll be fine, thank you! See ya!
Smellerbee:
Hope you don't get gonorrhea!
All:
There is life outside your apartment.
Aang/Toph:
But now it's time to go home.
All:
There is life outside your apartment.
Sokka:
Me going home now.
Aang/Toph:
It's time to go home!
Sokka:
That's where me gonna go!
Toph:
I can make you feel special
Sokka:
That's where me gonna go!
All:
There is life outside your apartment.
Sokka:
Me going home now,
That's where me gonna go!
Aang/Toph:
But now it's time to go home
Sokka:
For porn!
"YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM WITH MY BROTHER BEING TREKKIE MONSTER!" Katara yelled.
"Yes, I do… as Yazu has already pointed out," Mistress Monster said.
"Why do I always seem to have the parts that mean I have to have sex with Twinkletoes?" Toph asked.
"Do you have to ask?" Mistress Monster and Jia Yu asked.
Toph and Aang shivered, and Longshot dragged Aang out of the theatre.
"Has Aangshot finally happened?" Taang asked.
"Aang… shot?" Smellerbee asked, sitting down again.
"Aang and Longshot coupling," Taang replied.
"No, sweetie… Longshot was just going outside with him to…"
"I AM A NEW MAN!" Aang yelled, flying in in just his underwear.
"Flash everyone, why don't you?" Zuko yelled.
"Sorry… Longshot, can I have my pants back?" Aang asked as the aforementioned archer.
"AANGSHOT!" Taang yelled.
"NO!" Toph, Smellerbee, Aang and Longshot shouted.
"Ah, man…" Taang replied, sounding a bit like Jake Long… who is voiced by Zuko, so Zuko looked at her strangely.