"And now… Sokka, Aang, Zuko, Toph, Katara, Ty Lee, Mai, Song, Teo and… Mistress Monster… what?!" Taang yelled, reading off her sister's name.
Mistress Monster snickered and ran up to the stage.
SOKKA
you make fun, yet im the one attempting to do some good. or do you rell want a neighborhood where people piss on your stoop
every night. Bohemia bohemias, a vallacy in your hand. this is calcutta bohemia is dead.
MISTRESS MONSTER
dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes.
AANG & ZUKO
(Dies irae dies illa
Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v' yitkadash, etc.)
MISTRESS MONSTER
here she lies, noone knew her works. the late great daughter of mother earth. on these nights when we celebrate the birth.
in that little town of bethlahem we raise our glass you bet your ass to la vie boheme.
ALL
(la vie boheme)
la vie boheme
la vie boheme
la vie boheme
MISTRESS MONSTER
the days of inspiration playin hookey makin somethin out of nothin.(la vie boheme) the need to express to communicate.(la
vie boheme) goin against the grain going insane,(la vie boheme) goin mad.(la vie boheme)to loving tension no pension to more
than one dimmension (la vie boheme) to striving for attention. hating convention hating convention.(la vie boheme) not to
mension of course hating dear old (la vie boheme) mom and dad ( la vie boheme) to riding your bike mid-day past the three (la
vie boheme) peice suits, to fruits, to no absolutes. (la vie boheme)to absolute to choice, to the village voice (la vie
boheme) to any passing fad.to being an us for once, instead of a them.
ALL
la vie boheme
la vie boheme
TY LEE
hey mister, shes my sister
WAITER
so thats five miso, four seaweed salad three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter, and one pasta with meatless balls
ZUKO
ew
AANG
it tastes the same
KATARA
if you close your eyes
WAITER
and thirteen orders of fries. is that it here?
ALL
wine and beer!
KATARA AND TOPH
to hand-crafted beers made in local
breweries. to yoga to yogurt to rice and beans and cheese. to leather to dildos to curry vindaloo. to huevos rancheros and
maya angelou.
TY LEE AND AANG
emotion devotion to causing a comotion creation vacation
MISTRESS MONSTER
mucho masterbation
TY LEE AND AANG
compasion to fasion to passion when its new
AANG
to suntag
TOPH
to sondheim
FOUR GIRLS
to anything tabboo
AANG AND ZUKO
gingsberg, dylan, cunningham, and cage
AANG
lenny bruce
ZUKO
langston hughes
TY LEE
to the stage
SONG
to uta
TEO
to buhda
COUPLE PEOPLE
pablo neruda too
MISTRESS MONSTER AND KATARA
why dorthey and toto went over the rainbow to blow off aunty em
ALL
la vie boheme
TEO
sisters?
TY LEE AND MAI
we're close
TOPH AND AANG
brothers
MISTRESS MONSTER, TOPH, KATARA, THREE OTHERS
bisexuals, trisexuals, homosapians,carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, peewee herman. germen wine, terpentine, gertrude stein,
antonioni, bertolucci, kurosawa, Carmina Burana
ALL
to apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstacy. vaclev havel, the sex pistols, 8bc. to no shame, never playing the fame game.
AANG
to marriguana!
ALL
to sodomy, its between god and me, to us in hell
SOKKA
waiter, waiter, waiter!
ALL
(la vie boheme)
AANG
in honor of the death of bohemia and impromtu sallon will comence ammediatly following dinner. maureen johnson, just back
from her spectacular one night engagement at the 11th street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backwards
through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. wich she aint neva studied.
ZUKO
and mark cohen will preveiw his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on the high holy days.
MISTRESS MONSTER
and mimi marquez clad only in bubblewrap will perform her famous lawnchair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced-tea being
stirred. and roger will attempt to write a bitter sweet amocative song...that doesnt remind us of muzzeta's waltz.
AANG
Angel dumetsinog will model her latest fall fasions from paris while accompanying herself on a ten gallon plastics pickel
tub.
TOPH
and collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist, including the deligates successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. retro
reality equipment to self distruct as it broadcasts the words!
ALL
actual reality, act up, fight aids!
KATARA
exscuse me did i do somethin wrong, i get invited and ignored all night long
ZUKO
ive been trying im not lyin, noones perfect, ive got baggage
KATARA
lifes too short babe, time is flying, im looking for baggage that goes with mine.
ZUKO
i should tell you
KATARA
ive got baggage too
ZUKO
should tell you
ZUKO AND KATARA
baggage
ALL
wine and beer!
KATARA
AZT brake
ZUKO
you
KATARA
me,you
ZUKO
mimi
Jia Yu shook her head, "You're strange, you know that?"
Mistress Monster plopped down next to her and retorted, "Some say deranged, too… I just embrace it all…"