The Caste System

"Listen up! We're only gonna explain the school Caste System once, so if you're confused…"

"Too bad!" continued Jiraiya, when Tsunade trailed off. "And, if you ask one of us about it, we'll let the whole school know you're a dumb-ass. So lets start!"

"There are 3 ranks in this schools caste system. The lowest is Genin, the middle: Chuunin, and the next is Jounin. Everybody is classified by these rankings. You freshmen are, at the moment, Genin.

"You have the ability to move up a rank at the end of every semester by performing several trials that display your intelligence and physical power. Academics also play a role in this selection. Everybody is required to take these tests but not required to pass.

"If you do become a Chuunin, you will be awarded several more responsibilities and privileges than you have as Genin. Also, if you become Chuunin, you are also up for selection into Anbu," explained Orochimaru.

"Now," Jiraiya jumped in, "Anbu isn't actually part of the Caste System. They are separate from it. They are the Elite. The members do have ranks in the system, but that means nothing to Anbu. Once you are a Chuunin, you can become Anbu if you show you have a certain skill in some area that can be used as an advantage for the school's standing. That is all about that for now. Any questions?"

One kid in the bleachers, with long brown hair and eyes with an ambiguous aura raised their hand.

"Yes?"

"Um… what about Jounin? And the Hokage?"

Jiraiya sneered at him. "Why worry about something you most likely will not achieve. You just sit there, look pretty, and make your grades up little girl. If your grades get low enough and/or you don't pass the yearly exams, you'll get kicked out. Worry about Jounin when you are a Chuunin." He looked at the rest of the students.

"What about you guys? Didn't you say you were some sort of Sannin or something?" Some student yelled.

"Ahh! Good question," Stated Tsunade. "We are the Sannin. There are only three of us. And there will only ever be three of us. When we leave the school at the end of the School year, we will name our successors out of one of the three of you. Just like ours did when we finished our first year and how you will when you leave the school. The Sannin are a team that work perfectly and compliment each other. They are also elite." She glanced at the clock. "Shit! We are out of time! We have to get you guys into your teams so you can get to your homeroom. When your name is called, you will be come down to the floor, meet your teammates, and then, got to your homeroom. Is that clear?"

"Wait!" Yelled Naruto. "How did you decide our teams?"

Tsunade rolled her eyes. It was like another Jiraiya. "You don't honestly think the entrance exams are just used to see if your smart enough or not? … You do don't you!" He was silent so Tsunade only shook her head and grinned. "Now… TEAMS!"

Iruka, who nobody notice until Tsunade pointed to him got up and walked to the podium, which the Sannin stepped away from to give him room.

"You heard Tsunade. When I call your name come down. Now team one: Gaara Subaku, Haku Shiroichi, and Akiko Yuumai." They met on the floor, shook hands and walked out the door. As Iruka started numbering off the other teams, those who were left looked around in wonder as they tried to figure out who they would be teamed with.

"Team Seven: Naruto Uzumaki, Uchiha Sasuke, and Sakura Haruno." Sakura let out a loud yell while both Sasuke and Naruto groaned. Iruka continued despite their protests. "Team Eight: Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, and Kiba Inuzuka. Team Nine: Anthony Smith, Jameela Roland, and Darren Faber. Team Ten: Neji Hyuuga, Tenten Hyoujin, Rock Lee." He continued until all the freshmen were out of the Auditorium. When they we're gone and heading towards their homerooms, Iruka folded up the list and turned to look at the other students who had come in on the day before term had officially started.

"Well, that was 3 and a half hours of my life I'm never gonna get back. And to think, if I had decided not to help you guys, I could have gotten laid several times already today. You guys owe me big-time," Stated Iruka.

"Aww! I Ruka-Chan frustrated because he couldn't get any ass this morning?"

"Shut the hell up, Kakashi! I know you didn't get any either." Iruka retorted.

"How would you know Iruka?"

"Obito spent the night at Shisui's last night. That's how I know." Kakashi settled for a glare.

"Anyways," Tsunade interrupted, "What are you guys gonna do for the rest of the day? I myself plan on sleeping 'til about 3 then going shopping and then finally 'relaxing' with Shizune-Chan."

Kakashi smirked, "I'm gonna have some fun with Obito-Kun before Sasuke gets home from school."

Arashi frowned. "Why would you have until Sasuke got home from school? He doesn't live with you, does he?"

"No, Itachi's going out tonight and he doesn't want Sasuke at home without him. You know how he is."

"Hn. Yeah I know. What are you gonna do, Ruka?" Arashi asked.

"I'm going to go have lunch with Shisui then have wild hot monkey sex in the bathroom in Sears. Then, well go over to my house, cause my parents aren't home tonight, and hove some more sex. After that, we'll take a shower together, involving more sex, then he'll spend the night and we will come to school together tomorrow," Iruka told everyone.

He looked around at those assembled. Tsunade was staring out into space. Jiraiya looked like he had just had an epiphany, Orochimaru was looking at him in suspicion, Arashi was looking at him like he had grown another head, and Sarutobi-Sensei, who was the last of the faculty members to leave and had caught what Iruka said to the others, was very red in the face. He walked off without a word.

"Well! That was enlightening. What about the rest of you guys?"

"Me an' Oro-Chan," Orochimaru flinched, " are gonna go home, watch a few movies, have sex, then go to bed. You know… a normal night."

Arashi, now that everyone's plans were out in the open, said, "Well, I have a date."

That instantly caught the interest of Tsunade and Jiraiya who considered Arashi, and Naruto by default, family.

"You still goin' out with that guy from last year? He seems pretty shifty," Tsunade questioned.

"Yeah. I really like him."

"What about Naruto? Does he like him?" Jiraiya queried.

"Umm… well… you see… umm… Naruto doesn't know about him," Arashi forced out. Both Tsunade's and Jiraiya's mouths dropped open. They were shocked. Naruto and Arashi kept no secrets from each other, but now Arashi was keeping something as serious as this hidden!

"That's going to end bad, I predict," Orochimaru said softly. Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Well, I do plan on telling him!" Arashi protested, "Just… not yet. Plus, Naruto will be mad that I haven't even told him that I'm gay. He's also hung up about that Sakura chick, and I'm afraid he'll react badly."

Iruka gave him a flat look, "If Naruto is not gay right now, he is either a late bloomer or the ultimate straight guy because I know growing up around so many homosexuals has to have some effect on him."

Arashi gave him an annoyed, then resigned look. "I'll tell him. Now leave me alone." And he left.

Well, that was… interesting, but I'm leaving. Bye everybody." Tsunade walked out.

"I'm going to go too," Said Iruka and he left also, leaving only Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

"Well," Jiraiya said to his quiet boyfriend, "Let's get going."

The Auditorium was dark and silent.

A/N: Thank you to all for your reviews. I just want to make thing clear about teams (the iportant people only) so:

Naruto-Sasuke-Saskura

Kiba-Shino-Hinata

Lee-Neji-Tenten

Ino-Shikamaru- Chouji

Gaara-Haku- Akiko(OC)

Jiraiya- Orochimaru- Tsunade

Well, those are the teams so far.

So pleace update and tell me what you think.

Oh yeah! If anyone can guess who Arashi's (Yondaime) boyfriend is, Ill right them a one-shot about anything, with any pairing.