"What? Why does it have to end?" Jia Yu cried.
"Because I have a life," Mistress Monster shouted, "And because I have to start another one of these with my Boudoire… you can join in that one too."
"YAY!" Jia Yu yelled.
"Everyone up!!" Taang yelled, pressing the taser button and killing a dodo bird… uhh… we'll pay for that.
Aang:
Lady, will you marry me?
Toph:
I thought you'd never ask.
Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel
and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.
Girls:
We are not yet wed
And we're nearly at the end
It is time that we
Went and found a friend
Is there someone who
Can help us in out quest?
We're already dressed
Although we're not yet wed.
Enter the boys with top hats and tails.
Men:
We are not yet dead
That's the best thing to be said
We are not yet dead
So we might as well get wed
Could it be much worse
Is marriage such a curse?
Might as well get married
Cos we are not yet wed
Wedding Match.
Enter Jet and Longshot married. In great fasions.
Longshot:
So you see it's all a show, happy ending and all
And that just makes me want to sing…
They all look for Ozai but he doesn't come on so Longshot starts to sing…
Longshot:
When you're lost
On life's trail
And you feel doomed to fail
Do not fail
Find Your Male
Find Your Male
That's your Grail
Jet:
Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.
Enter Sokka, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.
Sokka:
And I too have found my grail.
Ensemble:
What's that?
Sokka:
Musical Theatre!
(singing)
Sokka:
You can sing
You can dance
And you won't soil your pants
In your white tie and tail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail
Everybody Else:
Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!
Enter Aang and Toph married. Toph is in a gorgeous wedding gown.
Aang and Toph:
So be strong
Everybody Else:
Here comes the bride
A&T:
Keep right on.
Everybody Else:
Here comes the groom
A&T:
To the end of your song
Everybody Else:
Hallelujah
Toph:
Do not fail
Find your Male
Aang:
Dressed in 'mail'
Find your Grail
Everybody Else:
Sing Hallelujah they've found their grail.
Aang:
Life is really up to you
You must choose what to pursue
Everybody Else:
A Broadway wedding
Toph:
Set your mind on what to find
And there's nothing you can't do
All:
Go and find your grail
Aang and Toph:
So keep right to the end
You'll find your goal my friend
Everybody Else:
Find you friend!
All:
Then the prize you won't fail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail!
Ozai:
Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing…
Jet whacks him on the head
Everybody Else:
For this is the Show that ends like this!
The girls start blowing kisses at no one in particular, and everybody prances off. Now that Toph and Aang are actually married, Jia Yu and Mistress Monster go to tape them… you know, with the bedroom and the sheets and the… sex?
And Taang goes to feel Longshot and Jet since they got married too… and since she is blind she can only feel them and… you get the idea.
And Sokka goes to audition for Wicked. And fails, so then he just becomes a PORN STAR!!!
Katara shakes her head at that last statement, as she chases me out the door, and I go to tie up my favorite characters from KHII!!!
Toph Monster… see ya!