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Side story: merry Christmas

I no there r a few quote capitalizing problem. I no. I'm lazy. Get over it, k? sorry, but it's too TROUBLESOME. (that's right. Shikamaru and I…. We're buddies. HA)

thinking

"talking"

inner

"SHOUTING"

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sasuke's pov

why am I here again?

Sakura and I are walking through konoha park. Oh wait, now I remember.

Flashback- At sasuke's house… 8:10

Ring! Ring!

I stepped out the steamy shower, and grabbed a towel.

Who can it be, calling 8:10 in the morning?

"hello?"

"HEY SASUKE!"

"sakura? Ow… my ear… Have you been hanging out with naruto lately?"

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH NARUTO RECENTLY!"

"UGH. Whatta you want?!"

"well.. everyone's busy with Christmas shopping, and I'm bored. So I thought that you and me could go to the park, and to you know… talk?"

"whatever. See you in 30 minutes."

"no need! I'm in your living room!"

"oh, ok-, wait, wha? Huh? How the heck did you? From wher-? Ah, never mind. I don't even wanna know." I said, looking over the living room, to see none other than pink hair. Why did I give her the spare key?

"just give me a minute."

"OK!" sakura said, her words echoing throughout the mansion.

End flash X )

Now here we are. We walked about 3 blocks, and started done the snow- covered path in the park.

"wow! It's snowing!" sakura and I looked up. Then I looked at her. She's so childish.

"hey sasuke?"

"hm?"

"are you busy on Saturday?"

"………no."

"YAY! Then could you come over to my house, then? I'm planning a Christmas party, and it's gonna be fun!" she said, with a hint of mischief in her eyes.

"hn"

"sasuke!" DAMNIT, sakura! Stop giving me those eyes! Whoever came up with that tactic. Is. So. Dead.

"fine"

"yay!" she smiled, and we walked in silence for awhile. Silence… oh no. when it becomes quiet like this she gets a chance to ask a STUPID question! Like what I want for Christmas!

"sasuke?" I looked at her. She was smiling. "what would you like for Christmas?" she said, with that smile cemented on her face. Dangit.

"Christmas?… I don't really care." I said, trying to avoid the subject.

"really? C'mon, sasuke. I know there's something you want. A watch, a game, chocolate, even though you don't like chocolate or anything sweet for that matter, but you know what I mean!"

"… I'll tell you later." I'm rich. I don't really care. I can ANYTHING I want, anywhere I want it, and anytime I want it. I kept walking until I realized that she stopped. "sakura…?" I asked, looking back at her. She was looking at something… and she was grinning. "lee – kun… LEE – KUN!!" she screamed. Ow… my ear… is it bleeding?

No, I don't think so… HEY?! Where's sakura going?! You baka- head (stupid, fool, idiot, etc.), go follow her!!!

Hn. Let her do what she wants… wait, is that bushy brows?

We can't let bushy brows flirt with OUR sakura! Go get em' tiger!

Hn.………………………………………hn.…………………………………………………………HN.

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sakura's pov

I saw lee-kun walking alone, kinda looking in the dumps. So I thought I'd go cheer him up, and ran towards him. Little did I know, someone was plotting to kill lee…

"hey lee!"

"oh, sakura chan! How wonderful to see you on this beautiful, youthful day!" lee said, totally acting. He was never good at lying to me.

"lee, what's wrong?" I asked, "DID SOMEONE THREATEN YOUR EYEBROWS AGAIN?!? CUZ IF THEY DID, I'LL KILL TH-"

Lee was laughing. "it's alright sakura chan… I was just thinking what to get everyone for Christmas! But then I remembered I'm broke! Ha!" lee was still laughing. I smiled, then said, "what I coincidence! Me and sasuke… SASUKE! Oops…" I said as I saw sasuke come towards us, calm as ever. "sorry, sasuke, I just saw lee all lonely… and … sorry."

"hn." He said.

Good. He's not mad… "anyway, what do you want for Christmas, lee? Sasuke won't answer me, so, I'll ask you!

"anything's fine sakura! Just as long it's from you!" lee said, then a small growl came from sasuke. "sasuke?"

"well, actually I was planning on a Christmas party tonight! Lee, you'll come, won't you?" I continued, trying to break sasuke's glare at lee.

"of course sakura chan! I'll be glad to!" lee said, starting to walk off, "I'm going to go prepare for tonight's festivities! May the spirit of youth be with you! Bye!" (I always thought lee was a good um… character person. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE who make poor lee all creepy:'( that's not nice. No offence.) then I realized something.

"sasuke?"

"yea?"

"you're a big, strong man, aren't you?"

"…….."

"could you help me, a poor, weak, innocent girl with some decorations for the party?" not waiting for an answer, I was off, running towards my house, dragging sasuke along.

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sasuke's pov

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Hey I ain't complaining!

Shut up.

NEVAH!

"sasuke, just a little more… GOT IT! Thanks for your help. You can let me down now!" sakura said, her butt in my face. I immediately released, my hormones raging.

AW! You're mean!!!!!

Thank you kami!

"WOW! We did a good job didn't we?", sakura said, wiping a drop of sweat off her brow. But I've gotta admit. Her mansion's living room, never looked better for the holidays. Gold streamers were everywhere, with the words, "merry Christmas, happy holidays" etc., on them. There was a table filled with chips, soda, and other snacks, and a TV screen the size of GODZILLA! (a/n OMG it's a GODZILLA lover! AND IT'S UCHIHA SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jk. XD ) we had just finished the Christmas tree: it was at least 30 ft high, millions of led lights, and thousand of little hand made ornaments.

Then the doorbell rang. Sakura ran towards the door, and then a cried saying, "INO, SHIKAMARU, TENTEN, NEJI, HINATA, AND NARUTO IN THE HOUSE…er… MANSION!!!"

"naruto, you idiot! You're acting like the heavens need to know what you're saying!"

"WELL, THEY DO!!"

"no, you dobe, they don't. I bet they're hating life like we are."

"SHUT UP TEME!"

"dobe."

"teme"

"bastard"

"idiot"

"you have hair like a duck's ass" (a/n I always thought that sasuke's hair was either based on a cockatoo's head or a duck's butt. :D)

"…ramen god worshiper."

"HEY! NO ONE DEFIES THE ALMIGHTY RAMEN GOD!!!! ESPECIALLY, A TOMATO- LOVING-FREAK, LIKE YOU!"

"You.

Are.

The.

Freak.

Not.

Me.

Got.

That.

Dead.

Last?

Or.

Do.

You.

Need.

Me.

To.

Go.

Slo.

wer.

For.

Your.

Low.

A.

Bi.

Li.

ty.

To.

Think.

Re.

Tard?"

(a/n translation: you're the freak, not me. Or do you need me to go slower for your low ability to think, retard?)

"why, I outta..."

"c'mon you guys, it's Christmas Eve! Let's enjoy it!" sakura said, trying to break it up.

"you're lucky I know that we both love sakura. Well actually, I love her like a sister, you love like an over possessive, overprotective boyfriend. Anyway, you'd be so DEAD!" naruto whispered, then added, "but you'd probably make me faint at the same time you do! So I guess we're even!" he laughed, then went off screaming, "HINATA, HOW'S THE PUNCH?"

"over possessive, overprotective boyfriend?" I act like that… do I?

As I pondered the thought, sakura was forced to go up stage by ino, and began singing to SSl's made up Christmas hits. (a/n c'mon. you gotta love it.)

Christmas.

The time for song and cheer.

I've waited, now it's here.

Oh, santa I've been good this year,

Now could you give me what I want so dear?

Chorus

All my life i've wanted just mere toys

But now

I'm older

And all those thing I once wanted

Simply disappeared.

And now I realized

The thing I want is clear.

How could this something

that was once so easy,

Make my stomach uncontrollably queasy?

Make my world go so uneasy?

Santa, the only thing I want this year…

Is love.

(sweet love)

I'm 15 years old, and I can't get a break

My teachers are weird

My parents are fake

I'm not sure if I can take

Another day without someone to catch me

When I fall off this tree.

And that's when I'll wonder

Is there someone really meant for me?

Winter prom went by

And I was left all alone to cry

No one was there to see,

But santa, there was a falling star

just for me.

My only wish was clear

Was for

someone to wipe a tear away.

Chorus

Santa, santa, hear my plea.

I only have one simple cry.

Just sent someone to dry my eyes.

For a moment I'll stand my ground,

And even if everyone's around,

I'll scream thank you

For the world to hear.

Chorus (2x)

All I need tonight…

Is love.

Midnight was near, and I still haven't told sakura what I wanted.

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Sakura's pov

11:58…

I was sitting alone on the couch while everyone was waiting for the new year/christmas fireworks.

"sakura."

Sasuke was sitting next to me.

"hm?"

"I know what I want for Christmas."

"what is it?"

"solve this riddle, and you'll figure it out."

"sasuke!"

"it can be gentle or aggessive, outside or in, forced, or willing. Love craves it, hate vomits and spits it away. Movies use it, and some use it in the theater itself. It has a tittle that has something to do with france. These last clues are gonna give it away…"

"what is it, sasuke?!"

11:59…

sasuke leaned in to whisper it. "sasuke? What are you doing?"

"you and I have have each other's first. It's used in love songs often and I always desire more after I've finished it. And lastly…"

"sasuke… stop it! You're teasing me, aren't you?"

sasuke pinned onto the couch.

"I need it."

Sasuke got on top of me, and applied a soft pressure to my lips.

When I looked around, all the girls were PINNED under a certain group of boys...

12:00!

Sparks of red, green, blue, and other colors exploded in the midnight skye.

And guess what?

The entire group of teens didn't see a thing.

"All I need tonight is LOVE."

End.

a/n :) i HAD to make a seriously stupid ending!