Disclaimer- me no own Naruto © , k?

I no there r a few quote capitalizing problem. I no. I'm lazy. Get over it, k? sorry, but it's too TROUBLESOME. (that's right. Shikamaru and I…. We're buddies. HA)

thinking

"talking"

inner

"SHOUTING"

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sasuke's pov.

"Me?"

she giggled. "I guess you were right, you earned my trust back."

My god…

HEY! Some of sakura's file opened. Let's see… OMG. YES! THANK YOU KAMI!

What is it?

Here! This is gonna be good! This is what you thought of sakura when we were little!

Sakura:

My best friend. My first friend. My treasure. My angel. My first kiss. I don't want to leave! I don't want to leave her!! I don't want to because…she's my world. My first love. If I can't have her… then she'll be my first and my last…forever.

/sniff/ SO BEAUTIFUL/starts using sparkle eyes/

My first… love? Aa…

Flashback…

"sasuke! These people are our new neighbors! They're mommy's old friend's family! Say hi!"

"um… hello." I looked up at the red haired woman.

"Mikito, it's so good to see you again! How's fugaku and itachi?"(I think those are their names…)

"they're doing fine. I hear you have a little ones of your own, Nami."

"ah! Yes, we do! Sakura! Natsumi! Come on out! There's someone I want you two to meet!"

"coming mommy!"

"coming…"

Then two girls came out, one looked about my brother's age, and another about my age. (11 and 3) The older one had white hair, and what looked like red streaks in her hair. But the little one… she had the cutest pink hair, brilliant green eyes, and a slightly abnormal sized forehead. Wow… she's cute… I thought.

"hi! I'm sakura! What's your name?" I pink haired girl smiled at me.

Even cuter when she smiles.

"s-sasuke"

"nice to meet you sasuke! I hope we can become friends! "

"Mikito, where's itachi? Natsumi been bugging me about him, ever since she found out your family lived here." Sakura's mother said. "she was so sad when you guys moved away from mist! When was that? 3 years ago? Sakura and sasuke weren't even one yet!"

"oh, he'll be down in a minute. He said something about cleaning himself up, or something…Nami, where's Koyasa? I bet he'll be really happy to see Fugaku…"

"he's taking of little yuuki, he's our only son, and Kosaya spoils him to death."

"mom? Where are the hair ties?" a voice yelled from inside my house.

"drawer to you right, honey!" Mikito said.

"thanks!"

"hair ties? Does itachi have long hair?" natsumi asked.

"yes he does. You should see him! It looks really good on him too." Mikito said, smiling.

"wow! You have an older sibling, sasuke?"

"yea…"

"do you two get along?"

"kinda, but it's more…"

"complicated?"

(a/n wow. They're smart for three year olds:D)

"yeah."

Then itachi walked out of the door. "hey natsumi."

"hey itachi, long time no see…" natsumi said, obviously blushing.

Then I stopped paying attention to them, and looked at sakura.

"sakura…?"

"hm?"

"w-w-wanna c-come p-play at my h-h-ouse?"

"YEAH!"

end flash.

My first love…

That's right! She was your first love! Let's see if we can get any more… AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SPIDER! No wait… no it's a… ring. Real, too. And there's a contract of some kind… but I can't get it. Shoot.

You panicked over a ring. Why me?

HEY! You should be grateful you have an inner! Well… that isn't all powerful, thus being able to take over your body. /smile/

I hate you.

I know you do.

As the movie ended, I stared at sakura, wondering what she's do next. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get my eyes off her lips! Just kiss them already! You know you want to!

Ugh! Shut. The. Fuc-. Up.

NEVAH!

Ilovuilovuilovuilovu: )

Sakura's pov.

After the movie finished, natsumi had some c.r.a.c.k. ideas, or as she puts it, "c.reative, r.ealistic, a.ctually c.arefully thought out, k.iller" ideas. Here's what she came up with:

Since our "house" has so many guest rooms, why don't we play a guessing game?

The boys will decorate each door with the things they like, and things the girl he has a crush on, likes.

Then the boys will go inside the rooms, and well… wait.

Then the girls will guess which boy is in the room they are assigned to.

The girls also have to guess who their crush is.

If you guess who's in the room, correctly, you get to go inside,

AFTER you "talk", so the guys can guess who you are.

Inside, you have to start the game "20 questions." To get to know your partner.

Once done, girl MUST cook.

During/after dinner, girls guess crush.

If correct, guys don't have to sleep on the floor.

So, guys you give off some good hints, cuz you'll only be getting a pillow.

Good luck.

-natsumi /heart/

"great… good thing I have such a caring sister…" I said, obviously irritated, then I sighed. "well, better get started. My sister has video cameras EVERYWHERE, so she's probably watching us right now. Oh agonies of being rich."

"why do we have to do this? It's so troublesome." Shikamaru said, bored.

"YEAH?! WHY?" naruto cried.

"what's the point?" neji and sasuke said together. They looked at each other. "HEY!" they said in unison. "STOP THAT!" unison. "ME? YOU!" once again… unison. "stop it you guys…" tenten started, "HE STARTED IT!" they both replied. "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO STARTED IT, IT MATTERS WHO 'S GONNA END IT!!!!" I screamed. "besides, naruto you already know the reason… my sister plus evil snake eyes equals what happens when she doesn't get her way."

"oh, yeah. How can I ever forget that. Ugh…. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" naruto screamed, and then yelled, "MENTAL IMAGES… AND GENETICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!" (A/N my friend was talking about how mental images / genetics go together… so I thought, "what the heck, put it in!")

everyone sweat dropped. "well, anyway, let's get started. Guys, the scrap booking room, the sports room, my dad's room, and my brother's room, have some things you might be interested in. Natsumi, call us when they're done, ok?" "ok!" A camera in the far left corner of the room said. The girls and I went down stairs.

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Sasuke's pov

Oh this is nice. I thought to myself, as I dug through the piles of stuff in the in the sports room. Okay, I got a soccer ball, and a basketball… why is there a microphone in here…? Never mind, ok! Moving on to the scrapbook room.

/////A little later…/////

When I got back to where the guest rooms were, the others were busy, trying to decorate their door. I started by posting the few things I liked: tomatoes, basketball, soccer, martial arts, music, and reading… the colors black, blue, red, gray, white, and pink. Why do I have pink up there again?

It's for sakura, you nimrod! We want to make it a little obvious, right? That's also why we have a picture of a sakura blossom.

Well… not much but whoever I'm assigned will just have to live with it.

I finished, and I looked at what the others had put up:

Naruto- ramen, a picture of a fox, an orange, a c.d., that cat you see in that alice and wonderblah, and a picture of a butterfly with the letters, "h.h.-h.o.t.h.c." on it. And a megaphone. Whatever that meant. (kinda obvious.)

Neji- basically what I had, except no red, or pink, or the sakura blossom picture. He had added baseball, tennis, and a pair of tens (you know. Like '10 10': )). Oh yeah, a picture of a panda, eating Chinese buns.

Shikamaru- a cloud, a music note, a brain, a purple crayon, then the words "I know." (now if you shorten the 'know', take away the space… you'll figure it out.)

"ME AND NARUTO KUN?!?" a random scream was heard.

"um… okay. Anyway, I'm done!" naruto said. "finally." We all said together (shika, sasu, and neji).

"ah shut up! Natsumi chan! Tell the girls we're ready!"

"ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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sakura's pov.

"sa-ku-ra chaaaaaaaaaannnnn! Who do you think you'll get?" ino asked, mischief gleaming in her eyes.

"if I know my sister right, she'll play matchmaker, and pair us up with the people she saw in our truth or dare session… and I'm kinda hoping that happens too." I said, whispering the last part. I want the others to be happy.

Ino blushed… "b-b-but… I was part of shika kun's thing! Oh no! sakura, what if we get paired up?!"

"calm down ino! Nothing much… well… yeah, she's probably do that for all of us!"

"then that means… I'LL BE PAIRED UP WITH NEJI!!! OMFG!!!" tenten whispered, struggling to NOT yell it out to the heavens.

Hinata already fainted. When she woke up, she screamed, "ME AND NARUTO KUN?!?"

"Probably…" I said, nervous about her sudden outburst. "so if neji, shikamaru, and naruto are taken… aw shit."

Me? And sasuke? Oh kami, HELP ME!

YES!

I despise you.

By then, a camera in the bookcase started beeping. "ok, you guys. That's our cue."

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Natsumi's pov

All the girls came up the stairs, and a note left by yours truly. The note read the following—

Well girls. it's finally here!

C'mon! On with the show!

Tenten- 3rd door

Hinata- 2nd door

Ino- 4th door

Sakura- 1st door

They all looked at one another. They all gulped, and slowly made ways to our assigned doors. There, the girls stood silently, trying to figure it out. I was silently laughing… ok, so I was laughing like a maniac. Got a problem with that? (a/n HEY! Be nice to the readers! They give reviews!) Fine. (a/n that's better.)

Wow. I haven't laughed like that since HE was here. Oh, I wonder how he is… hopefully not with another… oh kami, don't let him be with another, not after what he did that night!

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tenten pov

As I looked at the in front of me door, my eyes wondered to sakura's door. Our doors our identical! That means probably means my door is either sasuke or neji… but sasuke would probably put up the uchiha colors, red and white… it seems he always takes pride in that blah. /gulp/ so my door really is neji… UGH!!!!!!! Aw! LOOK AT THE PANDA! 10 10…? Omg… my name… he likes me!

Ino's pov

Dang you shikamaru! Why must you be so smart? I was standing in front of my door, staring at the few things up. It's obvious it's you… but WHO THE HELL IS THE BITC- WHO YOU LIKE?… PURPLE? Wait… that's my favorite color… and what the heck does he mean by "I know"?… it's like… "I no"…or … Ino. "shit." (a/n ino's stupor smart! And YES. That t is meant to be there.)

Sakura's pov

I already figured it out. The second I saw the red/white combo, I knew. I was paired up with it. He may have earned my trust back, but he's still a cold- hearted B.A.S.T.A.R.D. enough said. "why me, kami?" I asked the heavens softly. Why me? Why… I thought again, as I looked at the picture of the blossoms. Me.

Hinata's pov

Oh… why do I have to be so smart? This door's OBVIOUSLY naruto kun's!!!!! oh! What am I suppose to do? I'm gonna faint again! Oh no! I can't do this! "guys… I can't do this." I whispered. "neither can we, but we have no choice!", the others whispered back. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I can't do this! I wonder who naruto likes… butterflies… how pretty… "h.h.-h.o.t.h.c."? wait… no…it couldn't be…

H- hyuuga

H- hinata

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h- heiress

o- of

t- the

h- hyuuga

c- clan

me?

Sakura's pov.

Once everyone seemed done, a note and a laptop appeared in front of us. The note read the following:

Yay! You guys seem ready!

Now, all the computers have INSTANT MESSAGING saved on them.

Take the computers, and start chatting!

If you think your guess is right,

At the end of the chatting session,

Type in their name,

And the boys will open the door if you're right.

During the game, the guys are trying to find out who YOU are.

So unless you wanna sleep with these guys…

Don't make it obvious when you choose your screen name,

Or when you type.

Good luck!

Natsumi /heart/

I was sweating now. Hinata's so lucky! Naruto's a frikkin' dimwit! But the rest of us, just HAD to have geniuses for partners. I got the computer, and turned it on. I website natsumi told us to go to was on the tool bar. (a/n you know… the thing with the start button?) I clicked it, and it said the following:

Screen name?

Text color?

Enter

Then an ad, saying something about, weight pills.

I thought for a moment. Nothing to do with who I am, eh? Well here goes nothing. I pushed enter, hoping sasuke wouldn't figure out it was me.

Tenten's pov

After I read the note, I grabbed to computer, and took a look at what natsumi was talking about. It wanted to know what screen name I wanted, so I typed in something completely random. The text… I couldn't decide, so I just, once again, typed something RANDOM! Don't let him figure out who I am!

Ino's pov.

Okay. So let's see what this website has in store for me! I clicked on the saved thingie, and the website popped up. Ok… screen name! What should I put? Um… I KNOW! Ha! Beat THAT shika-kun! I'll just leave the color black. He won't know what hit him! Hehe…

Hinata's pov

"oh….. I don't know…." I said, trying to choose a name. Uh….um…. oh, I give up! I typed in something random, chose a color, and pressed enter.

Boy's pov

W/ sasuke--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

M.f. (sakura)- hi!

Uchihavenger03(obvious)- hey.

Mf- so… aren't you supposed to ask me questions?

Ua- (a/n I'm shortening his s.n.) hn. Whatever, let's get this over with:

-what's you favorite food

-anything special

-family

-zodiac sign

-birthplace

-favorite animal

-favorite plant

-favorite thing to hit

-favorite thing to hit the thing in the previous question

Mf- um….ok:

Sashimi X3 (RAW TUNA!!!! YUM!)

Nothing much

4 other members

Aries

A hospital

Anything cute.

Flowers

Naruto, I can't deny that.

Fist, mallet

Ua-…(thinking- what the hell? I don't know anyone who likes sashimi.) are you sure about the food?

Mf- yeah! Positive. Why? Having a hard time?

Ua- hn.

Mf- well…

Let's see…ino likes hitting naruto with an iron pipe, tenten likes weapons, hinata refuses to do so, but sakura… yeah, she likes her fist. Sakura also has her sister, her brother, and her parents, but so does tenten…naruto said hinata was born in her home, and ino hates animals. But Aries… is a march sign… and tenten is born somewhere in February… so th eonly remaining answer is…

Sakura.

Ua- sakura.

Mf- sasuke.

(both are smirking!)

W/ neji------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Girlygirl101 (gg)- hey!

Silentwhite (sw)- hn. Here. Answer them. –

-Favorite animal

-favorite weapon

-favorite food

gg-wow. Talk about a REALLY short conversation.

gg- well… here you go!

-a –an- --

-depends

-chinese food

humph. I thought you would at least make it interesting tenten… you're the only one who likes chinese food!!!! (tenten is literally hitting herself in the head.)

sw- tenten… you know you're the only one who likes chinese food.

gg- shut up, Neji.

W/shika!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6778u o- blegh.

Murderdemon- hey.

6778u o- ino, I know it's you. You troublesome woman.

Md- OH, WELL EXCUSE ME! How did you find out?

6778u o- you try too hard. You didn't even change the font!

Md- well, you didn't either!

6778u o- I'm an exception.

Md- ugh! Whatever, but shika… I'm lucky you don't snore.

6778u o- yeah… lucky for you.

W/naruto---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ramen forever (rf)- HI HINATA!

Foxgirl (fg)- naruto kun… how did you know?

Rf- I can smell you perfume.

Fg- b-but naruto kun… I-I don't w-wear p-perfume

Rf- then what do I smell? It's incredibly sweet smelling, and it follows you.

Fg- well… b4 I left… I helped a maid make a strawberry cake, and I realized I was going to be late if I didn't go…

Rf- WOW! HINATA CHAN! IF THE SMELL IS AS GOOD AS THE CAKE, THEN I WOULDN'T MIND YOU COOKING FOR ME EVERYDAY!

(Fg has fainted.) (a/n that's why natsumi chose this site.)

LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE! RUN 4 UR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natsumi's pov

Slowly, each of the guys opened the door. Robot arms pushed them in, and locked the door from the outside. Well, this is gonna be good. Noticing the door was locked… well it wasn't pretty.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

And to shut them all up, the boys did the unthinkable.

They kissed them.

a/n this is the longest i've ever gone... :D